Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3827. page

File: 1497887274904.jpg (34KB, 400x283px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 400x283px

When one of your beta orbiters says (or stutters) that he's "in love" with you

File: Screen Shot 2017-05-16 at 1.07.52 AM.png (19KB, 596x154px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 596x154px

Does anybody ever feel like they're living a lie? Like, they wish they could take their facade down, but it's not that simple? Why can't you say what you really mean?

File: IMG_1049.jpg (93KB, 670x639px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 670x639px

Listen up ye motherfarkin' schitkarnts, I am a farken' 4chan EXPERT and me is farken' sick of yer bloody booshit fargetry cloggin' up muh board. It's booshit I tell yer, farken' BOOSHIT! Get yer farken' transfag buttboy nigger ass normie cancer off muh FAHCKING board before I chuck me booze at yer n' torch yer farken' libtard party n' make yall real roasties haHaHAHOho, I swear to da fucken' devil ye need a retard leash put on y'all n' why don't ye make yerselves useful n' fucken' hang yerselves on it cus yer good for nothin' fuckass NORMIES, F ALL Y'ALL OFF MY BOARD NORMIES, I will fucken' put muh cigar out in yer bloody eye sockets if ye dare come back 'ere. Abandon all hope fer this ship. RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

File: IMG_5057.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x2448px

My papules are on flaring again

File: 1496779467289.jpg (2MB, 4224x2085px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4224x2085px

robots

i have an uncontrollable fetish about nylons.

whenever i see them on a womans leg, i tremble with the urge to touch them

i seem to have some kind of control over it but barely.

Do you guys have fetishes like that? how do you control it?

File: FB_IMG_1496211240849.jpg (15KB, 440x530px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 440x530px

Is it just me or are traps just wannabe roasties? They're so ugly too, fucking sad actually since they probably can't trap in the end of all this..

File: IMG_0537.jpg (67KB, 479x540px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 479x540px

Would you pick never having a girlfriend, or never being able to play an MMORPG again?

File: ex_mach.jpg (666KB, 2067x1080px) Image search: [Google]

666KB, 2067x1080px

If our brains are comprised of physical/chemical processes are we just organic robots? What could possibly guide the brain that isn't chalked up to the physical laws of nature.

File: 1478383922299.jpg (70KB, 500x671px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 500x671px

>feeling depressed for years
>no energy, constant mood swings, problems with sleeping
>finally go to psychiatrist
>answer questions
>nothing really comes out of it
>she said you might be schizofrenic
>need to do many medical examinations
>get refered to psychologist
>answer random questions
>she asked you ever had a gf (answer is "no")
>tell her same things you said to psychiatrist
>tell her that you want to quit job very soon
>tell her about planned suicide when she asks about future with no job
>she starts talking about people that care about me (literally no one)
>this is the part when you realized that you are wasting your time here
>she tells you bullshit like "try something new, go on a trip, try to find new friends"
>remind her that you don't feel like doing anything at all, and that you literally had no friends since you were a child
>"Remember to get an appointment for next week. Thank you." (it's covered by healthcare so it's free)
>she basically told you to leave
>get up, power walk manually out
>don't get another appointment
All those years while struggling with my mind i was reading and looking for help on the internet and literally everyone said that you should never go to psychiatrist. Good thing it was free because i would kill someone if i had to pay for this bullshit. All they want you to do is buy pills from mister Shekelmann and keep eating them. I wish i was american. You can't go on a rampage with no guns.

File: 543143_3621928085736_831815643_n.jpg (29KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 480x640px

HE HAD A B-M-DOUBLE-U

File: 1457314687865.png (84KB, 436x425px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 436x425px

I know I look attractive to women, I even get approached sometimes

The problem is they clock on in a matter of seconds that I'm a simpering weakling beta and they instantly get turned off. All my encounters end with super polite friendzoning, without exception

Is there a fix for this or am I fucked?

File: 1497375054731.jpg (10KB, 186x356px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 186x356px

Just dawned on me that all my clothes are from 2004

I have been wearing the same clothes for 13 years

File: IMG_0118.jpg (69KB, 660x370px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 660x370px

Are robots and incels the same thing? Do yiu guys lift or try to improve yourself or are you happy with the self pity?

File: 943898943.jpg (94KB, 1016x742px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 1016x742px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckGSmXlrENA

So /r9k/, where's the weirdest place that you've had sex? :^)

File: 1450219215221.jpg (68KB, 638x599px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 638x599px

Bing Bing Wahooooo.....