Hit me with your best feel
>tfw your waifu will never love you back
I will never be able to get over this
>>37823867
>>>37822229
Check this thread out.
>>37823949
why dont you go beg for more free games from stupid as fuck anons you fucking faggot? kill yourself
ladyboys > traps
prove me wrong
i'd ask this on /lit/ but it's slow as hell. i finished the expanse book series 2 weeks ago and i'm itching for more sci fi. i started reading revelation space last night and it's alright so far
anyone have any recs for more sci fi space stuff that's a bit on the harder side?
WHY WONT MY WILLY MAKE WILLYV JUICE
IVE BEEN TRYING FOR HOURS IT WONT COME OUT
>>37823783
You have to hit puberty first, Nancy boy
my peepee finally did a juice. false alarm
Fellow robots, and """"""fembots"""""", we have seen far too many LGBT threads, no frogs and feels, no post your basement, no green texts, and no storytimes in far to long. I went on a quest to find out why and I ventured a yonder to Tumblr. I found that they have been plotting to take down 4chan by turning /pol/ against the other boards. I will not stand while my board is ruined. Will you join me robots
>Also ideas for a counter attack are much appreciated
>So far, I was thinking of gore posting like last time
>Inb4 this board is gay
No, it isn't that's the Tumblr talking
I don't really care about all the gay stuff, but I think we should have more mass shooter threads. There's a sad lack of them nowadays.
>>37824222
School shooters are getting lamer nowadays, but I appreciate the idea.
>>37823772
Unironically the gayest thread on the board right now
>Have cold 3 months ago
>lost my sense of smell and taste
>never got it back
>mfw
Well, I guess that's why they call it a cold.
literally everyone else has thick 7 inch+ dicks and fucks all day
how the fuck am I supposed to compete with a 6x5 babypenis?
> tfw 8 x 4.5
Just fucking kill me
>>37823749
>>37823827
anons, I have bad news for you, none of you will ever be able to compete with the new breed of 24 inch chads
the 2 foot chaddicus gargantua's penis is so large it can stimulate every millimeter of a woman's anal cavity and penetrate through the intestinal walls to deposit it's load directly on her heart.
Research shows that the act of depositing semen on a female's heart causes a hormonal response that means she is physically incapable of loving anyone else but you, and will do whatever you ask her
>ywn make a woman fall in love with you instantly and forever by cumming onto her heart with your 2 foot cock
None of you ever had a chance, now to have a woman fall in love with you a 2 foot cock is the bare minimum
>TFW downward bend
Kill me
Now that I moved somewhere else and am even more alone, barely talking at work and with zero social life otherwise, my internal voice has gone full 4chan.
>randomly think "CHAD eats PIZZA" as I walk down street
>think "COSTA drinks COFFEE"
>"MCDONALDS eats BURGERS"
>etc
>see girl my age
>"Like, ewww, he's not Chad! Fuck off creep!"
>or other types of abuse
>see unhappy woman
>"I only got ten matches on Tinder this hour! Life on hard mode!"
>see black guy
>"How does whitey compete??!!"
>see Chad looking guy
>Backflips off of helicopters!
>Tfw no black gf to racemix with
>tfw Advice Dog is probably dead
There's always advice mallard
>>37823778
He's probably dead, too.
>tfw OP is probably dead
My meme dealer is out of time, post some good shit in here
To be chemical/burn victim with half of your face scorched?
Having numerous ugly slashing scars?
Just something to "mark" you and be done with the guessing game of why you are not wanted.
Do you have any family members you wish they would die?
My mom and dad, so that they won't get hurt when I kill myself.
>>37824394
I think these thoughts too sometimes
It's pretty fucked, like a thought that you know is wrong and malicious having evil thoughtbabies with another thought that is also evil
Has anyone here run away or moved across the country? I'm at the end of the line with next to no money, no car, no job, at the end of the month I'll be homeless and thinking I may as well give it a shot before necking myself.
Who here /trying to improve/?
Got kinda bored of being a NEET failure all my life. I don't like the decisions I took or the things I did and didn't do. Already at age 24, jsut barely finished HS and then did nothing afterwards and I don't feel i've lived my life at all. Trying to draw more, learning how to program, trying to atleast go out a couple times / week. Want to try and work something with it if possible. If it wont be, i'll want to find a new area to focus on. If i'll have to spend another year of being a NEET without a plan, i'm going to lose it.
Any advice on how to keep a schedule and just work on something? Right now it's either 18 hours of work for a week or two and then a couple weeks of nothing.
>>37823376
Every time I've tried climbing out of the hole of NEETdom, the monotony of doing the same shit every day ends up demotivating me until I'm back to spending my entire day on /r9k/. This aversion towards self-improvement is debilitating desu
Isn't it funny how fast time goes by when you're 18+ and launched into the real world except you fail to launch and end up a fully grown adult male living like a teenager in his parents house, meanwhile millions of others your age have already established their own careers, families, homes etc.
Makes you feel like shit doesn't it? What's worse is that time is ticking, you're only going to get older and uglier, it will just to get harder and harder to ever achieve anything the longer you stay in the rut.
Hahahhahahahahahahahahah life's is bitch for everyone, difference is your life is a bitch from the start, instead of the end. It doesn't get better, it only gets worse.