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Give me your most fire roast 2017-06-19 09:27:57 Post No.37827150
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Give me your most fire roast
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Dont hold back, I want you guys to really fuck my shit up :D
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>>37827150
j-just listen to my mixtape XD
>>>/r/roastme
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>>37827150
in these last days and times?
Would you save her robots?
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This is the only true fembot. Of course I'd save her.
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Fuck, that's some newgrounds shit OP.
Excellent taste though
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>one year after brakeup I still fap to her pics
>tfw still love her
I know, Chad is fucking her right now in the ass.
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>TFW girl shows strong interest in you
>don't want to make an ass of myself if I'm wrong and she doesn't actually like me so I hold off on telling her I like her until I'm absolutely sure
>take too long
>she moves on and gets a boyfriend
This fucking hurts why didn't she just tell me she liked me REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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how do you get a crazy girlfriend? i want one i can act out my insane fantasies with
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>>37827030
You have to get a "girlfriend". Traps are kinkier than the average roastie
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>>37827118
well im not gay and also my fantasies arent just sexual
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Please help me robots. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I'm an almost 24 year old KV and I've been taking a few classes at community college. In one of them there is this drop dead gorgeous qt asian girl. Like literally a 10/10 in my book. So I take all of my notes on a laptop and about two weeks ago I didn't charge it before class so I sat down near the only outlet in the room. I honestly forgot this is where the qt usually sits so when she came in she just sat next to me. So we make some small talk before and a bit after class. Nothing close to flirting I think(as if I would even know what that is). So the next class session I go back to my normal seat because I figured she didn't actually want me near her. She has been talking to me a bit before class still. She even sat at the table I'm at before class starts to talk to me once. So today when I sit down in my normal spot she mentions if I need to charge my laptop again I can sit next to her. My computer was fully charged but I went to sit next to her anyway. She seemed kind of distant though. Made some small talk during break but didn't say a word to me once class was over. At this point I can't imagine a girl liking me (especially a qt like her)but I feel like I'm getting some kind of mixed signals here. Is she just trying to be nice or is this something more? I don't know a fucking thing about girls so I don't know what to do in this situation. How do I not fuck this up or at least not make it more awkward than it already is?
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That is quite the predicament. Her saying you could sit next to her again makes it clear she wants to sit near you and be able to talk, otherwise she wouldn't need to "give you permission," you would just do it anyway. It's possible she just wasn't in a good mood or something, or maybe you made an autist mistake. I wouldn't give up though, you seem to at least still have a chance. Stay positive in the meantime and hope that she will respond in kind.
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ITT: things you did that make you wish you were never born
>sent my aunt an email asking for nudes
>permanently lifted my eyebrows because I thought it made me more attractive
>pretended I was a genius
>wore makeup to cover acne
>tried to fuck a homeless lady
I'm sure I could go on but I'll leave it there.
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>sent an email asking aunt for nudes
>tried to fuck a homeless lady
I'm very interested in these stories anon
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They both end the same way: me masturbating alone in my bedroom.
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Do gfs like to play with your willy(nonsexually)?
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robots i need advice
i'm 26yo
no work history except 4 months temping in an office
still not finished mech eng degree (i've completed 3 out of 4 years)
how do i polish the turd that is my cv and get a job?
pic related
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>Female robots don't exi-
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thats a fake profile
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They don't exist since that person in pic related is now dead. She was the last surviving fembot.
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Is this a trap?
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Anyone got any midget porn?
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What yeh
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It's the final happening!
This is not a drill!
The sun twins nemesis was confirmed by recent investigations. This star is approaching our solar system every 26 million years, triggering a huge meteorite hail, which leads to a massive death. Thousands of objects will break out of the orbic cloud, and hundreds of them will hit us, causing a biblical apocalypse. This scenario was already investigated in 1984 and a periodic mass death was detected. Since today, recent researches are saying that the star Nemesis really exists and that this is on the way. The only model that the Perseus observation could reproduce was one, in which all stars originally originated as a double star with far distances between the two partners". The star is very difficult to be recognized by the eye because it is at an unfavorable angle and should be visible especially in the Antarctic.
Chemtrails could be used to conceal the sky on days when nemesis is recognized by the naked eye.
Source:
https://phys.org/news/2017-06-evidence-stars-born-pairs.html
http://www.sciencetimes.com/articles/17137/20170616/twin-sun-stars-universe-found-out-born-evidences-through-perseus.htm
German Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CA4loS3Qo8&t=11s
Hardcore Source:
http://www.pnas.org/content/81/3/801.full.pdf
Youtube documentations:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62_3REV-T1Q
Short Youtube Videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AA6149hjkY
Biblical interpretation:
http://www.ubm1.org/?page=thedestroyer
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Any of you ever been on a date? What was it like? Where did you go, what did you talk about, etc...
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I almost had to take a girl on a date during college but I luckily got out of it
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I've been on a few mostly you just go out to eat and that's it. Funniest date was to a showing of Princess Mononoke at the theater. I brought a blanket cause I know the girl gets cold but she ended up jerking me off underneath it.
One more day to complete my service
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