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>match with a "girl" on tinder
>sends me " her" number
>message "her" but the number is another guy who says she's messing with me
>apparently she did this to him too and he's gotten messaged by other guys
Why?
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just did this by accident
might kill myself
any tips on dealing with embarassment?
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>>37827957
You make it a hentai group chat like he suggested
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>>37827957
Take Hyde's advice, from That 70's Show, and "play it aloof." Simply just don't give a fuck. I remember hearing someone say "a man never apologize for speaking his mind."
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>>37827957
Dabmeister sounds like a top lad
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life is dbz
shit women need not apply
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Finally I have somewhere to post this.
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>>37827955
chinese monks become powerful without shit women
they are way ahead
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>>37827930
>tfw you want a zero ningen plan on /r9k/
>in this case ningen being normies, femanons, traps and gays
https://youtu.be/YQu3-dt_Fwk
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Sup robots,
So ive been going steady with this girl for about a year and a half. I really love her and she loves me back but its getting boring. Ive been getting attracted to other girls really easy and its been hard to stay faithful (i havent done anything yet) but its just getting so boring. What do? Do i move on? Keep trying?
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>>37827820
>>>/adv/
You're on the wrong board.
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>>37827844
Nah, i want advice from the autismos
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He said you're on the wrong board
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Is the worst thing about the neet life knowing that it will all go away?
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Why do I keep opening up to strangers on the internet, how do I prevent this?
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Hey /r9k/, I got a date with a girl on wednesday, how do I not screw it up like everything else in my life? Where do you even go on a first date?
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I've never been on a date but I hangin out with a lot of Chads and they take girls to simple restaurants. I had one friend who took a girl to a frozen yogurt place that he's been wanting to go. I had another friend who enjoys eating sushi at a certain restaurant so he took that girl to that restaurant because he wanted to go anyway. I have another friend who likes to drink with his friends, so he brought a girl along with him one night to drink.
Basically, take her to do something you were already planning on doing. If you weren't planning on doing anything, take her to an inexpensive restaurant and try to fuck her.
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>>37827575
if you're going o dates you're already fucking up. you invite them to hangout at your house or theirs, smoke some weed, and fuck them. going on dates is retarded. plenty of dudes have probably fucked her for free
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>>37827630
Thank you for the help. If I'd take her to a restaurant, what are some things you can talk about to avoid awkward silence?
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I'm addicted to water. I got a water bottle for the first time because I saw someone on Youtube drinking it at home with ice and it looked nice, just to be able to have a bottle of water instead of going to refill my glass every time.
It started good, I liked the feel of having a water bottle full of icey water, things were good. Money well spent, I even got a non BPA one.
As time went on I kept feeling thirstier and thirstier, like my body needed water. I think it's because it's getting used to water.
Now two months later i'm drinking upwards of 2 gallons a day, and can't go to sleep without waking up to pee at least 5 times. Luckily i'm not a wagie or i'd be fucked. I sort of want this to end but at the same time I love the feeling of cold water splashing into my throat
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>Be me
>Be about two hours ago
>Take dog on walk
>Dog squats to take shit
>Constipation
>thankyoulord.mp3
>Walk away smug because I don't have to pick up fecal matter
>Hear an aggravating threatening voice
>"HEY!!"
>"PICK THAT UP!!1"
>It's a man in his 40s in his fucking parked car
>But there's nothing there
>Pretend to pick up non existent shit because I'm beta as fuck
>mfw I walk all the way back home with dog depressed, contemplating suicide
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Holy shit, why is Sadayo such a cutie?
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I think it's mostly her hair
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>you can date older women
Best Persona yet. Big step up from "sorry, it's forbidden" and "hot woman wants to have sex, so gross".
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she's my mommy!!!!
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Hey /r9k/, guess what? I have a job and a gf.
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Me too. You're not the only one.
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>>37827303
reeee normie, yada yada, get out normals etc
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>>37827303
So what, even Hitler had a job and a gf.
> Robots are worse than Hitler
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>find out about "Yugioh Legendary decks 2" box
>has all my childhood cards
>get really nostalgic and buy it
>arrives and hella excited about exodia, god cards, blue eyes etc
>realise I have no one to play with
>tfw
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*gay snoring*
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>>37827241
Why are the walls dirty
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>>37827393
Probably has his arms and legs brushing on it frequently.
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>>37827393
looks like water damage
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Can you anons recommend any good Documentaries for a robot to watch?
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>>37827222
there are a few from the black science guy on yt
the's one about math that is pretty neat by a kike
doc/movie called "the other f word" is kinda sa but worth be watch
there are many about madoff and the 08 crash that also are neat
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Happy People: A Year in the Taiga is top comfy about a man who lives happily in isolation for most of the year in russian taiga
Narrated (and made) by the best documentary narrator: werner herzog
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>>37827222
Hypernormalisation is pretty good if you just want to hate society.
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For those into NTR and cuckoldry, what do you like about it?
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I like the thought of tieing up a weak beta male,bryising him up and fucking his girlfriend in front of him, Hearing him cry and beg for me not to ruin his girlfriend. I also like the thought of making smart,loyal girls act out on there baser instincts and having our little fling as a dirty secret.