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>browsing 4chan in public
>giggle uncontrollably
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>>37829500
>the compulsive need to wipe my dick with a sheet of toilet roll after i take a piss.
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>>37829500
>pop pimples
>collect puss on mirror
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>Robot goes undercover as a chad
>kills stacy sluts
>Good robot movie
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Why couldn't they bear the Stair?
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Randy "I'm going ghost!" Stair
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Hello r9k I am an 18 year old dateless KHV and I recently just graduated HS.
I asked out 4 different girls throughout HS and all rejected me. I am not bad looking, tall and I'm wealthy but females just seem to never be interested in me. I will be going to a University and I fear the same will happen. I've been desiring sex since I was around 11. Should I buy a hooker? It is illegal here, so what would be some good things to do to confirm she's real? Is this a good idea at my age?
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>>37829281
Just throw acid on the face of the next girl who rejects you. Now she will be the one everyone rejects.
Thats what we do in my country at least
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>>37829281
depends how you ask them out
should probably flirt with them first
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>>37829281
gonna give you a tip m8
when you ask a girl out, you dont make it like you are going on a date because she'll instantly figure out that you just want to fuck her, and unless she's looking for a one night stand you're not gonna get it on your first step up to the plate
talk to women like you are trying to become her friend, hang out with her for a bit and dont creep her out (turn off your autism), if you are 18 just use the power of escalation and you'll bone if she trusts you
Uni should be better for you since there are alot more sluts in college anyway who will fuck you, but whatever you do dont by a hooker cause its a waste of money and you'll eventually realize you're gonna still have to learn how to talk to girls if you want them to ever sleep with you
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What's for dinner robots 06/19
FOR ME, ITS THE LITTLE CAESARS BUFFALO WINGS
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>>37829246
planning on cooking some white rice and chicken later
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>>37829246
This looks like shit. As usual
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>>37829246
how do amerifats stomach that shit without vomiting every where?
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I really need your help to decide if I've been ridiculous or not.
>have gf
>she's been a loner with one best friend up until we got together
>the only new friends she manages to make are my male friends
>"other women dont like me wah"
>basically end up with the same circle of friends after about a year
>break up
>i try to be friends with her after it's over
>she's having none of that
>roles are basically reversed some months later
And here's where I need some help to know if I was kinda faggy about the entire thing:
>at this point i just want to distance myself from her and just get over everything
>want nothing to do with her
>tell her that i don't want her to hang around in our circle of friends anymore
>also tell this to the circle
>they're okay with it since they've known me for way longer
>ex bitches about it and whatnot
That's basically it. This was years ago, and things have mostly evened themselves out by now, even though I'm not interested in being around her, regardless of our past. I just don't like her as a person.
So, what's the verdict?
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I love my dad. Am i gay for my dad? You betcha.
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I've always been kinda misogynistic and I'm into anime for a while now, but that 2d complex thing doesn't make sense to me.
Why should I prefere 2d to 3dpd?
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>>37829008
Because 2d girls are pure and 3dpd is filth
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>>37829008
You shouldn't, one is real and one isn'tNeither will love you though, don't worry.
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>>37829008
Because they're more beautiful than 3D women and they'll always love you, the only downside is that you can't physically touch you
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Anyone here just kind of hollow?
I see a lot of robots here struggling to cope with various emotions but I almost don't have any.
I am almost never angry - a man stole thousands from me once and I don't even care about it.
I don't feel any lust - Masturbation is just a compulsion i get every now and then and if im bored enough I climax which aren't really that pleasurable, desu i've taken shits more pleasant than the average wank. Men women and traps don't arouse me, its my body that decides when i should be aroused as opposed to any outside stimuli.
I still don't understand love and how it might be different between the connection you feel to your sibling or even your dog.
I cant make any friends or hold a conversation because all topics and hobbies are boring - nothing provokes a reaction in me and i'm boring so i bore everyone else.
My greatest desire in life is to feel the ups and downs I see people having but even still i cant help but just feel "meh" about the fact that i never will.
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>>37828971
I would kill for that hair.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>37828971
i know this absence of feel anon. I feel numb all day everyday. The only thing that elevates my "mood" is exercise. i used to have friends and a socially life but everything felt like a chore and a nuisance
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>>37828971
Kind of.
In regards to lust, I'm very content with a good wank.
As far as hobbies go I just play video games and watch shit movie, both of which I don't do with any particular investment.
Only strong emotion I usually feel is anger, usually because of how broken society/human civilization is. But even then I can just take my mind off of it by playing video games.
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>tfw she just got a bunch of shitty tattoos
guess she wasnt the one for me. all that time wasted.
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I have a date tomorrow with a suoer qt, brobots. Matched with her on tinder. Her bio says she's only here for a couple days, she confirmed she leaves to go back home on Wednesday. So basically
>she wants my dick, yes?
What other reason would she have to go on a date with someone in an area she'll probably never come back to, and is literally more than half way across the US from where she loves?
>tips for maximum chance of getting laid
We've been messaging, but not a ton. I don't need the "take a shower, wear clean cloths" shit. I know that part. I've been in 2 long term relationships, but I didn't have to do any of the work with either of those. They also didn't care that I'm a fucking sperglord. I do fine onlone, but in person i just fucking spill spaghetti like no other.
Last time I fucked was my ex gf November 2015, I've been on 2 dates since we broke up, and both sucked.
Need help lads
PS date is at a bar, then maybe a "club" that's really just a huge bar, next door.
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Buy her plentya drinks, get her smashed.
Fuqqqqq
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>>37828951
That the plan, anon. But I've had that not too.
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remember life is just outside your comfort zone normie
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>Tired of being alive
>But still have instinctual fear of death
>Too apathetic to either commit sudoku or make significant life changes
>Spend each day in limbo wishing that I could just arbitrarily be happy
fuck
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>tfw just collected all 900 korok seeds in Breath of the Wild
who else has no life?
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>>37828779
>tfw still waiting to do my second playthrough
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>28 year old ugly NEET virg
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Give me 1 (one) good reason /r9k/ shouldn't be deleted again.
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Containment
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>>37828721
When you tell the people here they should leave, they just talk about how they don't know what board would accept them. They'd either become more shit in the pile of /lgbt/ or fuck off to reddit or some knockoff chan.