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Sounds like Brenda is going to clock out real soon if you know what I mean.

I find the sentence that your boss said to be pretty unlikely for any boss to say. If your story's true though, cool.

>>39467437

I didn't believe it, either! I kept waiting for it all to turn out to be a prank.

>>39467273
>How can parents have unconditional love for their children?
Natural selection
>Do you still live with your parent(s)?
Yes
>Do your parent(s) still love you?
Yes
>Do your parent(s) still do things for you?
Yes
>Do your parent(s) still love you even though you're a complete failure of a human being?
Yes

Any other questions?

>>39467357
Do you talk to your parents?
My mom just stares at her phone when we eat together and I have nothing to talk about unless I bring up 4chan.

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>>39467377
oh boy... top kek

so how does that conversation go?
"boy this is some great chicken mom.... do YOU think it would be immoral to fuck one?.... so anyway, I saw this great ylyl thread earlier. this one school shooter meme had me laughing cried I nearly pissed myself... I responded with the tears of laughter pepe, you know, this one *pulls face*"

pls respond to my thread thank u

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>>39467298
I hope you get raped, then you can experience blowjobs first hand. Also thank me for replying to your shit thread.

>>39467324
thanks for replying to my shit thread

>>39467201

I know this feel.
Threads only die when I post in it, or I get no (You)s at all. I even stay up to see if I have any (You)s. give me yous now

>Krause
this is what happens when you namefag

>>39467290

I never got (You)s before I trip'd anyway.
Also you forgot my reply

>>39467184
Yes it is. On to the next thread.

>>39467184
I'd give up food for her

>That steak you are eating truly is worth it
yeah it is
cool thread op thx for pic

>>39467179
im 18 why am i not happy

>>39467190
You're happy, just wait until you're 50 to know how life can suck

>>39467179

Why would happiness increase after 50? That's basically already dead.

>>39467174
>fembots

You're not a real robot, you're just pretending you stupid faggot.

>>39467174
As someone who has been here since day one, all of that is annoying, but frog posters are worse.

>>39467174
Make /lgbt/ a red board instead.

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>daughter dived into the dilation demisphere.
I-I'm afraid to go looking for her...

>Pee-paw entered the peeing pawjob party
I didn't even know he was a furry...

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>Shlomo stole the semen shekel
This is bad lads, how will I pay the rimjob rent now?

No, every race has good girls.
I could never have sex with a dark black girl though. Nothing against their faces or anything, I just can't stand the color of their skin. It doesn't bother me on their faces but their bodies seem disgusting to me for some reason.

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I WANT TO IMPREGNATE A WHITE GIRL

>>39467131
undeniable at this point.

>>39467092
your fault for being portugese

>>39467092
Hello.
This is the CIA.
We have noticed you have been browsing this site "www.4chan.org" a lot, and now we have caught you.
You are done for, moosemeat.

>>39467092
>using torrents when ssl encrypted file servers exist
what the fuck are you even doing

Normally I'd say "haha you're a young fag, you don't even know!"

But then I realised the last 10 years has gone by in a flash, and I'll be 30 in a 2 months, and before you know it, so will you.

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I begrudgingly know that feel.

Consider why you think aging matters.
Past the age of 21 to legally do whatever, it doesn't. Aside from some physical changes, you're mostly the same.

>>39466977
Where's the problem? If anything it's adorable catboys that are in short supply.

>>39466977
Get them to watch Love Stage!!

>>39466977

By being my gf(male)

>Will never have a loli gf that that plays video games with you and lets you rub her thighs
Why live

>>39466966
I mostly just have nightmares about sea monsters

I've been waking up feeling really beat down. I keep dreaming of the girls in my life who I had a strong attraction towards at one point. The worst part isn't just the feeling I keep after I wake up, but since they're next to me in a dream I don't want to wake myself up like I do in my nightmares.

I know shes hot as fuck but I just cant find it in myself to find any black woman attractive (unless they're at least somewhat mixed)

what is wrong with me?

>>39467007
You're not into bestiality.

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>>39467007
you are afraid of greatness

Its common, but its every white mans duty to breed out other races through sexual conquest

>>39466881
i have mixed feelings about this.

it does seem weird to have a comment filter to create original posts, then to contradict it with everybody constantly shitting up the board with their gay faggot trap sissy LARPer bullshit.

if it gets rid of the fags, i'm down for that alone.

>>39466881
Agreed.Porn is for /b/.

Hello, new friends!

On 4chan we color the boards red to delimit NSFW content, and blue boards for content that is SFW.

Now go get your funny on! ^.^