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anyone on here ever been stalked or has stalked someone before in person? Not the pussy ass spend an hour on their facebook type shit, like in person.
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>>37837012
I tried to figure out the routine of a milk man once. Thats about it.
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>>37837012
Planning on making an adventure to another state to slap and harass this girl that rejected me cause she's an adulterous, facetious, open-legged cunt.

I'll probably just slap her and spit in her face, while her new roommate does nothing.
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I stalked my boyfriend for a few months before I asked him out. AMA

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>family kicking me out

Any fellow robots faced homelessness?
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yah, but it looks like you belong in the gutter. how do you live with yourself making and/or spreading that blasphemous meme. Leave Hideo Alone!!
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Just move into a halfway house most insurance pays for it you just gotta stay clean and sober for a piss cup
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>>37836973
>gets kicked out of house
>facing homelessness
>uses a shitty Boss Baby meme as the thread image

Good luck anon, you're a class act.

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Hello anon. im lonely and i want to feel better
pKGppMa
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Watch a cheesy harem anime with comedy and no action. Do it till you fall asleep. While to watching care less about what's going on in the real world. You will feel better for a while
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bumping this for the cwajimatic theory of congo

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>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW who actually fell for the trap meme
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>>37836955
>not being a trap before it was a meme
Actually a dumb fucking move on my part because nobody was coerced into thinking it was cute
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Dunno im talking to a qt trap online and we have a lot in common and get along very well.

Has everything good about dudes and everything good about girls in one, accepts his role as a cocksleeve (doesnt want me to suck him off or let him fucc me), cooks / cleans, and is a virgin

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What would you guys do if you actually got a girlfriend?

I'd make her play my favourite JRPGs and visual novels and watch her play them.
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What's your favorite Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavor, /r9k/?
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Cummies & Cream

The POZ loads give the flavor an extra kick.

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oh shit what now
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now its gonna end
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>>37836912
It's about fucking time

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I think I'll just rent a prostitute and kill myself.

Was nice knowing you guys.
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why stop there? why not rent a prostitute, kill yourself and then her too?
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Damn man thats a nice prostitute

Make sure to get anal and pay to cum down her throat

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I am 29 years old and I am terrified of approaching women, or even traps but mostly women, and have never done so except a time in school when the girl I approached was visibly disgusted and told everyone who in turn gave me shit for the rest of the year for being such a dumbfuck thinking he's allowed to approach women or even think he'd have a gf.

Anyway I can talk to women ok, minus constant blushing like a Christmas light if I get used to them by interacting with them a few times.

Should I even start trying at this point and if yes, how beside just do it. Bare in mind I have no good qualities to make anyone pick me over a more handsome and successful man bound to be waving his penis at whatever girl might be out there
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>>37836673
go for younger girls

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>It's too hot to wear a hoodie
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>accidentally woke up at 3pm because kept having interesting dreams

>now have to wait until 9pm until I goto the gym because too autistic to lift at peak times (5-7)
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I just found out i have acne on my elbow. Apparently you need to wash your elbows
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>>37836531
You have to wash your whole body you nasty fuck.
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>>37836531
What VN is this from? The girl reminds me of You from ever17
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>>37836531
jesus this post is so fucking funny to me.
Great post OP.

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Since my art is "unwelcome" on other on other platforms I thought I'd give it a go out here. The /ic/ board is full of faggots.
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i concur. /ic/ doesn't appreciate art.
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>>37836525
I'm getting mixed messages from this
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>>37836585
Yes, I am a man of contradictions.

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> tfw gf is into cuckqueening
> tfw no other girl to fuck and try to impregnate as my gf watches from a corner and sees another girl give me pleasure.
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>>37836499
You have the holy grail of a gf you humblebragging normie, so why not set it up yourself? Try tinder and put that you're a couple looking for another girl or something. Get into the Chad mentality.
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>>37836536

absolutely second this. tinder, okcupid, even some stupid shit like meetme, get this thing going

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Have you noticed that all the 18-19 year olds on this site still sound the same as they did 5-7 years ago?

they have the same philosophies and outlooks as I saw they did back then, we just produce different variations of the same people, not much has changed in all that time.

I guess it's appropriate. maybe this is why people don't get anywhere, before you know it we've gone back a generation.

I'm depressed as fuck.
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>>37836460
>maybe this is why people don't get anywhere, before you know it we've gone back a generation
Basically. We didn't grow up with the rest of the world, we're stuck living in the framework our parents provided us.
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>>37836460
Yep, people were not meant to live like this

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