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>>37838354
My best experiences have always been with licensed brothels. The girls are required to be clean, they can't deceive you with their appearance and you aren't going to a stranger's home out of the blue.

The worst experiences I've had were always with independent asian prostitutes. The first one was wrinkly and old, lied about her appearance. The second one did the same, except she was old, fat and smelled like shit. I left without getting off because I was so disgusted. The third one wasn't bad looking, but when we were doing it, she let out two really loud, wet farts in succession. It completely ruined the mood and I just wanted to leave. The only time I enjoyed an asian escort was just a rub and tug. She gave a pretty good hand job.

In short, if you want to get off, brothels are the way to go. Avoid independent asian escorts. They're liars and are just plain disgusting.

Saw my first one over the weekend. Have to try it again with a different escort, had a shitty time with this one.
>scrolling through backpage, find a bbw, everything checks out
>she has a snapchat, and a handful of reviews online
>text her to set up, says she's available
>2 call system, local hotel 8
>knock on the door
>she opens up the door, it's her, but she takes good pictures
>she claimed she's 240 in her ads, but god damn, she looked about 350
>place donation on table, was $150 for a half hour
>got super nervous for no fucking reason, combined with how suddenly turned off I was with her appearance, couldn't stay hard at all
Basically paid for a cbj and a conversation, was pretty disappointed.
Oh well, maybe better luck next time.

On the bright side, I bought a fleshlight today, shit's pretty cash.

I'm getting a bit disillusioned with escorts. Virgin that I was, I enjoyed it for the first couple of years, but now I always walk out disappointed. Overall I probably prefer masturbating, I just wish I had a gf to do things with.

>>37838413
I'd avoid asian parlours as well. From what I've heard/read they're very cheap, but some of the girls will barely speak english, and that sets off alarm bells in my head.

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>>37838321
>4 months

normie out OUT OUT reeeeeeeeeeee

>>37838321
>I'm wasting my youth
Sounds like it. They may not actually be "the best years of your life," but there's probably a better way to spend them than what you're doing.

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fuck off
orgagainal

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCc4pQjuYHc

>>37838270
And the body of an undeveloped teenage girl

I'm just going to my seat, you stupid whore. Stop thinking the entire world revolves around you.

>>37838256
>walk by without caring about her

>S-sorry. I'll just go around.

Yes if you already have friends to bring with you

Only if you're a dingus

>>37838178
Im the exact same way. I swear all a girl needs to do is walk past me and my heart will skip a beat. the worst is when they're being nice and you can't tell if they're interested in you or they're just being polite because thats how they are as a person. Being polite as a person is even worse because then if I did end up talking to them or asking them out to coffee or something it would be super awkward for both me and the girl.

Yeah but I have to lose a little weight first (like 15 lbs) before being cute again is that ok?
You better not be racist or any other memeshit unless you derived those beliefs from somewhere other than 4chan

>>37838199
Yes it's ok

How do I contact you

>>37838211
Lol just kidding I only wanted to feel even slightly desired for a split second, I'm not actually interested. But I do hope you find a real human qt with real feelings anon so here is a bump.

>>37837981
At least you're trying son. If you make some close friends shit rolls around eventually.

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>>37837881
I'm tutoring a girl that got an english degree from an ivy league and she found a lot of good jobs with it through networking and internship opportunities at said school but now she's going back to school to be a vet. Said the work fucking sucks, unfulfilling work. There's jobs, you just have to go to an ivy league and hope you don't find the work soul crushing so you go back to school years later to study what you should have in the first place

>>37837881
http://www.selloutyoursoul.com/2011/12/19/jobs-for-english-majors/

pretty normie tier shit but some of the jobs on the list are interesting, you just need to talk to the right people and be prepared to do some boring work. i'm personally looking forward to getting into creative marketing.

Are you interested in english and writing or does it just happen to be the only thing you're good at?

>>37837881
Don't concern yourself with education fitting for a career. Trust me, you can get a job in any field with any education, educations are near-useless anyway.

Either do a study that just seems interesting personally or don't go to school at all and instead intern somewhere related to whatever career interests you. I'm sure CEOs wouldn't mind someone to get them coffee for free and you can put that on your resume.