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no no no no no no NOAF
MY PLAN TO CAPTURE THE FEMALE SPECIMEN HAS BEEN THWARTED BY CHAD ONCE AGAIN
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>alright, no more fapping
>girl you know irl posts some hot pictures of her ass
>F U C K
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>delete ENTIRE porn collection
>fap to t h i c c instagram sluts later that night
I tried
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>fapping to people you know
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>>37839403
>fapping to people you dont know
fapping is way better if you have some connection to the person
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How do I nofap so that God will let me keep my new gf?
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I don't think any god rewards cowardice.
and if you are here is for a good reason.
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>>37839359
>cowardice
Where does cowardice factor into this?
I've been here because I believed (and still believe) that traditional women do not exist, and here comes along a traditional woman that I'm convinced God pointed to me. There is no other explanation for beating the odds. I made a pledge to him once that once I had a gf I would nofap, and now I need to hold up that end of the deal
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When will penis enlargement surgery be invented? Hate living with a 5 inch penis.
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you are never gonna use it anyway
is pointless OP.
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>>37839266
I am super rich though. Going to be the next human Ken Doll.
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Guys I made a meme, Does it pass to meme status?
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>>37839217
please go back to liking shitty "post ironic" pages on facebook and never return here.
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>>37839232
ive been here for 4 years though, i was never on facebook
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Ask [s4s], that's the meme development board.
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Where can I download all issues of Sonichu?
I know Chris has them all on his Facebook page, but wouldn't he just have the censored versions where the gays are replaced by zombies?
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>be me
>nice face(single good aesthetic quality),skelly build tall and bent like a street light hit by a car(mild scoliosis).
>try getting pussy
>realize that everybody has better body than me
>k
>try ugly girls
>me test(masturbating)at ugly girls
>dick does not get hard
>FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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>>37838868
Ugly and average girls get hit as much if not more than hot girls.You should try to flirt with every girl regardless of looks
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Jonathan brandis thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dwrYm0H0Ds&feature=youtu.be
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Do any neetboys here struggle to buy anything even though they have the cash for it?
I like my videogames but I'm absolutely terrified to buy anything, I'm really close to buying a new PC but I always feel like a piece of shit after a purchase.
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Post normies getting BTFO
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4620158/Motorcyclist-slams-concrete-wall-burnout-fail.html
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> there is people who are paid to cover shitty events no one cares about
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>>37839927
They're being replaced with robots.
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I... lost my sexual desire
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>>37838737
I too have masturbated recently
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>>37838737
Sex is gross why would you want it to begin with
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I did too, I can't even imagine it with anyone unless it's really intimate. I don't imagine I'd ever get that that with anyone.
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>mfw innocent cutie oneitis jokes about virginity with Alpha Chad at lunch
>mfw realize it's all over anyway
>mfw fails lit finals
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>TFW when you are immune to terror attacks as neet
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The normies will have to accept terrorism is just part n parcel of being a normie out in the world.
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>>37838491
Why? You never walk outside?
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>>37838710
only to the store on the other side
Hey robots
I'm very curious how ok and more importantly how successful is it to just ask a girl if she wants the D. Do you need to be a certain level of coy/hiding behind certain words. can it or has it ever worked?
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>>37838476
Women are insanely social so unfortunately asking it in simple terms will make her think you are socially oblivious and cause her to distrust you.
Yeah, you have to be coy. Though a single layer works well enough on most girls, just ask for netflix and chill or something to an easy girl.
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Are school zones really to protect children? Or were they invented by pedophile law makers who wanted an excuse to slow down when driving by elementary schools?
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Sometimes I forget that there are actual pedos here like OP...
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Who actually slows down at school zones?
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>>37838638
People who have photo radar installed in their school zones.