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B B C G E N E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0speQHbLMtU
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How do you deal with team building exercises at work/school?

Example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa_nsyyFDeY
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>>37842365
that's looks pretty gay, anon. Good thing the school I attended to doesn't have time for that kind of shit
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As a NEET I don't have to deal with stupid things like that

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>downloaded fat fetish porn
>forgot about it and left it on my desktop
>multiple family members use my computer throughout the day
>it's gone
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>>37842358
well ask them where is it, you can't just let someone take your BBW porn
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>>37842358
They had no right to delete your pornography anon, call them out
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>>37842358
well your family members could have thought it was someone else since multiple people use it and they have not talked to you about it

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I'm in a position where I do have a decent number of 'friends', but have unconsciously maintained a certain distance so that I don't get too close to anyone.

This issue just came up on my mind when I thought about how some people actually consult their problems to their friends - I can never see myself doing this: who knows what they could do with that information, they could really fuck you up if they wanted to.

Pretty sure this is called the Hedgehog's Dilemma, how do you guys deal with it?
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>He talks shit online but is a fucking pussy irl
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>>37842273
>he post a laughing frog online but he is not laughing irl
>he is not even smiling
>in fact, he feels very little
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>>37842273
>He thinks he's better than shit talkers.
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>>37842273
Yep, most of the robots fall in this category.

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Why do people lie to me?
A lot of them tell me they think I'm a good guy.

I know women who date and hook up with bad guys.
I don't know any women that would date or hook up with me.

Clearly I'm the bad guy. Why would people lie to me about it?
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People lie for a variety of reasons.

Im sure you're not a "bad" guy anon. you're probably a little socially awkward and most likely are unattractive.

They probably lie to you to not hurt your feelings or avoid conflict. what do you want out of life?
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Where is the lie? I fail to see it.
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>>37842377
>what do you want out of life?
What does that have to do with anything?

>>37842390
If good is bad, and bad is good, I'm not a good guy.

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i now completely understand why people follow trends now.

it's "I'm not weird" signaling, most of the time, eh?
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It's hip to be square, originally so
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Yes. People are social animals. Any deviation from societal norms arouses suspicions from the pack because l you appear to be an outsider trying to steal resources.

It's hard wired into your brain.
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Trends are like inside jokes.
Nobody wants to be left out.

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Why are dogs so qt?
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How did people get girlfriends in the past before the internet. It seemed there weren't many people alone in the past.
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Tonight I had a nice dream.

I dreamed I got home from work super tired and just crashed on the couch, and then my wife came and put a blanket on me and gave me a kiss on the forehead.

That was literally it.
Why must my mind torture me like this?
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It's trying to motivate you, robut
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my dream last night was i fucked my mom
4th this year
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>>37842083
Aww. I'd put a blanket over you.
No homo.

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>"thanks for helping me out today anon, Chad is coming over in 30 minutes and I needed to freshen up real quick!! Say...would you mind helping me get prepped...'down there' real quick....your such a sweet friend anon!"
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who else here unironically use fidget spinners?
bought shitons of cool looking spinners from ebay a while back and I'm still waiting for them.
I currently have 3 originals and 1 ebay knock off which is shaped like a ship wheel and it's spins for almost 2 minutes
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Good morning wagecucks.
Another day, another dollar... for mr schlomo.
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>I'm the quiet kid AGAIN
fuck

i tried to improve my social skills with some books but all those years of isolation fucked me
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all those hours of self improvement wasted...
BAHAHAHAHAA
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>>37841906
are you in a new social environment or something?

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My brothers girlfriend keeps bullying me. She slags me off behind my back and keeps putting my toothbrush in the toilet after she pees. Aahhhhhh help me what the fuck do I do its making me want to kill her and myself so much.

She laughs at me for not having a job too and its really hurting my feelings
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>37841857
Try to make it a little believable next time
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>>37841938
This is 100% legit. She is actually ruining my life right now

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