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Does /r9k/ like Abby and Courtney?

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I saw this and it reminded me of you losers who would probably love findom

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>be me
>skinny fat but good at sports, but of course no chad
>go for a swim
>at this gym I sometimes go to there are those turn stile barriers
>pay and go towards barriers
>can't get through
>try a few more times
>look back to reception in the distance. hoping theyll open the disabled barrier
>try and contort myself through the barrier, leg stuck
>beginning to attract attention of a couple in the cafe next to the barriers
>they try to ignore me so as to minimise the awkwardness
>give them reassuring but panic ridden autist smile
>realise this is a lost cause
>squeeze back out
>see a slight gap between disabled barrier and wall
>as mentioned, skinny fat
>decide to try and shimmy through
>struggling to do so, whilst in direct eyeline of the couple in the cafe
>almost through
>loud siren makes me jump and bang my knee on the barrier
>manage to turn myself around to see panic button on the wall
>can now see look users slowly filtering out and staff gathering, cringe
>realise, shit, I'm stuck now
>staff mixture of angry and confused
>end up having to call the fire brigade
>helped out in front of the entire population of the leisure centre
>At home 2 days later
>mfw when I realise I could have jumped over either barrier

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everytime i lie with a girl in a bed i jizz my pants, how do i stop making myself wet

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>want to kill self
>too inept to tie a noose
>too shy to go to store to get a gun
>get even sadder and don't even have motivation to kill self

feels good man
pic is just some FBI nigger pedophile at Albertson's that Terry found and exposed.

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OHH YOOIYOOI YOOI YOO YOO YOO YOOI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0DO0XyS8Ko

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> be me today
> in office because training for IT call center shit
> get a 30 minute lunch
> go outside for smoke break
> come back in and see watch
> "oh shit 10 minutes left .jpeg"
> go to employee break room
> snack machine there
> stacy is infront of snack machine
> she glares at me though mirror
> dirty look
> purposly takes 10 minutes to decide she wanted a fucking butter finger
> finally my turn
> get up there
> "fruit snacks are 1.50$
> fuck that
i was more upset about stacy being infornt of me in her mid 30's anybody else hate women ?

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Why don't people have shame anymore?

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My fantasy is, that i have sex with a girl, do something mean like dump her, or tell her i've been using her for sex, and then have her accuse me of rape.
I want to get taken in. I want everybody to be against me. I want to be called a monster. Spit on. I want her to receive pity, comforted. I want her to actually believe it.

And when everything seems like it's over, and i'm done. I pull it out. A recording of the sex that she doesn't know about.

What is the best way to achieve this? What type of girls should i look for?

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Tell me how it's like to be an incel for so long and lose your virginity? Is it as glorious as people make it out to be?

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>tfw no dominant Mommy gf to keep you in chastity and use your boipussy

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>its me, elliot the second
>very successful in life
>have a nice car
>have a nice face
>am strong
>not a manlet
however never had a gf and am a virgin, not because im autistic tho
I do everything right but every fucking time i take interest in a semen demon they fuck me up.
Things could work out with ugly girls but I dont like losing. Every time i lose i freak out
lets make it a lil bit worse, shall we?
every time I hit on a nice woman im rejected
not even once i made up with a girl i liked.
The problem is that Ive been getting more and more agressive towards women that reject me lately
>last night, chatting with 8/10 qt, she seems to be enjoying it
>make my move and ask her out
>she accepts, and that makes me happy af
(but its me, elliot the second)
>1 pm today she texts me again
>"sorry anon ill have to cancel our date, it will have to wait some time"
>mfw did this thot just say SOME TIME?(not even next week fml)
being the anti-chad i am, i promptly ask
>is it because you found another man?
she takes more than 5 minutes to respond(i knew by then what was coming)
>she sends an audio talking about nonsense and saying she wants to get her shit together(ofc its another man)
>i feel the rage of a thousand elliots burning inside me (Elliot overdrive)
>i start to to be rude to her
>"is that all? meh it was kinda predictable you would chicken out anyway"(predictable because everyone turns me down)
>she starts spouting some thot shit
>mfw now this bitch started talking back no one can hold me
>my rudeness escalates astronomical levels and i say some pretty harsh stuff to her, with the intent to humiliate this thot
now here i am again, laying on my bed over my pile of angry muscles, and adding yet another name to my "book of rejection"
i really want a cute girl to like me, wtf should i do

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>tfw 19yo
>tfw no phone

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>tfw banned from /mu/ for 3 days for making a "tfw no gf" thread

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Is my first drawing ok?