Step 1: Improve yourself. Basically, all the meme advice like "dress better" or "lift" that will make you look better. You may not become a chad but a well dressed, fit beta is better than a fat beta with a cum stained shirt and fedora. Don't fall for the "cocoon mode" bullshit, once you have new clothes and a workout routine move to step 2.
Step 2: Get to know the guys that live near you. Look for guys that are nerdy enough for you to enjoy being around but not complete weirdos. You'll need some regular friends that you genuinely like. This is hard to fuck up, they're just betas.
Step 3: Move on to chads. Try to get a social circle that can get you invited to parties and stuff. Chads love to talk about how much they drank or which Stacy they fucked. Just ask them what they did on the weekend and they'll talk forever. They're usually pretty fun to talk to, in my opinion
Step 4: Talk to all the girls you can. At your dorm, in your classes, at the lunch room, etc. Get a wide range of girls from 5's to 10's with different backgrounds and interests instead of one 8/10 oneitis. Don't kill yourself doing it, just make conversation with every girl you see in your day to day life instead of just worshiping one. Start with the less attractive ones if you have trouble with confidence.
Step 5: Time management. Once you have friends and get involved, you need to learn how to balance it with your classes and schoolwork. Develop the discipline to get your work done well ahead of time, read about the subject of a lecture before it even begins. Be able to resist the temptation of sluts and alcohol to spend a night in the library studying.
You should be normie enough to go to parties and fuck sloots but autistic enough to get good grades and have nerdy friends
>>39469305
It's too late for me everyone already made friends and stuff
>>39469305
Am I fucked if I'm a commuter?
>>39469469
If your cool enough friends will let you sleep over so u can enough parties. I think you'll just need to work harder.
Why is it usually white men that have a fetish for traps, cuckolding, diapers, incest and other weird things? Legitimately curious.
>>39469290
Asian men are into a lot of weird shit as well, im not sure about beans and nigs though.
>>39469290
why do you race bait constantly
kill yourself dude
Because we know what we like while women on the other hand need the opinion of 200 stacies to make sure she likes it
>Signed up for liberal society at uni
>Met a lot of SJW/feminist types
>Tonnes of hot girls, but they're really full on tumblr SJW
>Blend in completely
>Start talking about white privilege, the patriarchy, wage gap etc.
>Start white knighting the fuck out of them
>Been on the opposite end of the spectrum for so long I'm very good at debating their own points and parroting them
>All the girls think I'm incredibly intelligent, well-read and "woke"
>Had sex with 2 of them when we went out of a group
>Started dating a qt a couple of months ago, she's only a bit of a feminist/SJW
Tell me right now why you aren't a male feminist
>>39469242
>tumblr SJW
why is "tumblr" tied so much to SJWs? It's just a blogging website.
>>39469242
Why would you give up all of your principles for a hole that'll just leave you when it's bored?
>>39469280
Because it acts like an echo chamber for people like that. Constant reblogging of the SJW message, white privilege nonsense, and Harry Potter gifs. I used to go there a lot. No matter what your interests, you're going to run into that shit there
>be nordic
>master genes
>hot aryan girls everywhere
>too self-aware to hit on anyone
how can I be in this good of a situation yet fuck it up so bad.
>>39469225
Im in the same boat, anon. Just stare at them as they pass you and fantasize of what you could have had.
>>39469260
im just gonna /wrists
>>39469225
>be nordic/slav mongrel
>got very lucky with the gene lottery
>hot girls of all types around me
>onlyBlackgirls approach me first or display interest.
>tfw no decerebrate bf
>>39469192
Help me out here. Let's say you had to read a whole book to get a bf, but you had to choose from these three books.
Which one would you read?
What does decerebrate mean
>>39469192
Because that would be necrophilia, or at least very close to it.
Are women really this afraid of men?
roasties stay shook
no. that's some sjw retardation.
This board has ruined my day-to-day life.
How much time is he gonna get? Will he die in prison? Why is America such a hellhole?
>banned from /pol/
and what, you think this is your refugee colony? Fuck off with your stupid e-celeb bullshit.
>>39469079
I'm sorry, but what makes e-celebs bullshit? Why isn't anime bullshit? Or why aren't video games? You're just part of the hive mind circle jerk. Fuck you faggot.
>>39469014
You're not welcomed
Do regular non slutty girls ever wear thongs? Or is it strictly for sluts and porn stars?
Do femanons wear thongs? What does it feel like?
i used to but i don't really anymore. they barely feel like anything. you don't even notice it once you get used to it.
>>39469019
R I V E R S I D E bls
>nofap
>can't even escape my fetish on /r9k/
can you please
>tfw become so desensitized by porn that I can only cum to stuff I find on Tor
You know what I'm talking about anons.
>>39468982
Really? CP usually is so low quality and frustrating to get that I don't even bother anymore
>>39469090
Revenge porn and snuff films are pretty hot
>>39469101
Where do i get it?
How rich do you need to be to afford a trophy wife?
I literally don't care about anything in women but looks.
20million+ if you're white
200k+ if you're black
In both cases I'm referring to blonde haired, blue eyed women.
>>39468976
How do I become black? Do I just start stealing bikes? How long does it take to kick in?
>>39468976
What if you're a small dicked asian?
Anyone else drinking right now?
Taking shots of New Amsterdam myself. Not the best, but not the worst.
>>39468925
hungover and it sucks
>it's another anon gets kicked out of the pub and goes home to drink episode
>>39469183
I dont know about you but I prefer to drink in the quiet of my own house. That way no one's there to judge me
a coole meme
>croatniggers
>>39468919
close anon
>>39468974
serbnigger?
After years of owning a brick phone I finally got an iphone 5s (yes I know its not the latest one or whatever but it still does the same shit) and what am I supposed to do with it? I don't understand what you're supposed to do, what do you do with a normal fag phone? what are some norman apps that I can download, and why does music cost money? who pays for music and its not even cheap, albums cost like 7 pounds what the fuck, what are some free music apps?
You can't pirate music directly on an iPhone. You have to download on your computer and sync to your iPhone using iTunes.
>>39468803
>what do you do with a normal fag phone?
Go on 4chan? Watch/read when having a break or freetime and no computer. Call or text people (lul)
>why does music cost money?
I does on on iTunes, just don't buy it, download music on PC, hook phone to PC, put music on phone.
>who pays for music and its not even cheap, albums cost like 7 pounds what the fuck, what are some free music apps?
I don't know, but someone has to be dumb enough to buy it. You don't need any extra apps, just do the previous step. OR download Spotify
I believe the next iOS update will include the ability to play flac files through a file browser (another new thing).
You download apps for basic things like banking, weather, looking things up (wikipedia, dictionaries), shopping list apps, scanner apps for when you want to retain record of certain documents on the fly, apps like Telegram and Threema for super secret chat with your mum, 1Password to keep your passwords, credit cards and private info available if you need them in an emergency.
One of the coolest is Sky Guide, which you can set up to alert you anytime the ISS is flying overhead, and it helps you find it in the sky.
>Anon get over here and fuck our ass-pussies!
>We're pulsating for man meat
>our meaty entrails need to be shown their place
>make our cute little butts yours!
wat do
>>39468670
>cute
>little
god that's disgusting. i would gape my pussy until i couldn't even feel a normal dick, but prolapse is way too far.
>>39468670
Remark that this sort of anti white racist humiliation won't continue much longer, the way things are shaping up.
It was supposed to be about ethics in games journalism, I never asked for this.
>Hey anon, you're a decent looking guy, why haven't you gotten yourself a girlfriend yet?
Well...uh...
>>39468654
I know that feel. On my chest also.
>>39468654
>inb4 wash yourself daily and other smoothskin memes
>>39468821
DUDE JUST CHANGE YOUR SHEETS BRO
JUST WASH YOUR FACE MAN