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What's more damaging to a person?

The act of actually smoking weed? Or the justice system branding you a criminal, sentencing you to prison for years and giving you a permanent criminal record.

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>tfw good looking but 5 inch benis
I'd rather be hideous with a normal sized dick

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NEET or Wagie?

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1 more day until I go to the doctor and get my antidepressants so I can be a functional goy and effectively chemically castrate myself

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Hey /"""robot"""9k/, I want to try out the Tulpa meme since I've just remembered the tulpa general from some years ago, but as it is not here anymore and since sifting through 1000s of guides and many more roleplayers is way too much work, I thought I'd make a thread. Please post some starting stuff dear anon. General tulpa discussion is fine too

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>"Good morning, Anon! It's time to get up sleepy head, we're saying grace as a family in 10 minutes. Breakfast is waiting in the kitchen, I used the entire package of bacon for my strong and growing crusader! Are you excited for our hike in the rain forest along the coast today? I can't wait to praise the Lord with our families below the shady heavens!"

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does anyone want to be my best friend and play wow together?

im really lonely and i dont have anyone to talk to. im not creepy i swear im just bad at making friends

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>the great lakes are not the radest shit in the world
>if there is a god his promise land wouldn't be the bastion of life and beauty that is the great lakes
>I dont want to experience all of Gods beautiful seasons
>the great lakes are not only 2nd to Belgian for great beer
>I like my neighbors to be liberal arts hipsters or toothless hicks instead of well adjusted and considerate people
>economies should be based on made up services
>I dont enjoy the majestic outdoors

explain why you love cock so much and dont live on in the worlds best region

colorado and pacific northwest get a pass because they are pretty cool

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Do you care about your appearance, robots? When i was a kid, i used to be pretty ''handsome'' for a boy, and used to handle girls very well, make them laugh, had lots of partners for those school dances etc, i remember once all the girls in my class said they wanted to dance with me, sure it was a 20 kids class but still.

Sidetracking. So, i hit puberty when i was 11 and from there on it went downhill. My face skin got oily and with it came a lot of acne and pimples, my head got oily and with a lot of scurff. Throughout my whole teenagehood i had severe acne and pimples, and that got my self esteem good, i couldn't do what i used to.

Sidetracking again. The thing is, i got very ugly. And everyday i would tell myself how ugly i was. And it only got better, psychologicly for me, now that i'm 20. I still deal with small acne problems but i met good friends that consider me a person, remembers me when going out to places, etc. Thats been going on for 4 years now. And when going out to places, my face never bothered anyone. I always managed to do what i wanted to, talk what i wanted to, and people would hear me, comply.

I went to job interviews, people always treated me with respect, i got a job etc.

Granted i only kissed girls twice, and i'm still a virgin. But that never bothered me because i was more concerned with dealing with the problems so then i could get girls. But me being ugly never stopped me from anything.

Of course, being hygienic and keeping yourself clean is essential. But, if you're ugly, do you care about it? Does it stop you from doing anything you'd like to?

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She's either into me, so NOT into me that she doesn't care what it looks like, or she just doesn't realize what she's doing

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>yfw the crusty old ladies of the neighborhood keep going on about how handsome you supposedly you are and asking why you don't have a girlfriend

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Be yourself

"Be yourself" it'a simple advice that you guys keep getting wrong.
"be yoursel" dosent' mean "do the fuck you want and people will love you".

It means "don't try to be Chad,because you aren't".
You you don't like sport don't obsess about fitness,chanche are you become a gymrat, still a wizard. People who like sport do it effortless, for them it's a PLEASURE to wake up early and go out running. yes,you can force yourself to change habits and of course you can discover new passion but keep prospective in mind.

You can't fascinate a Stacey with yout chivalry if deep down you believe she is inferior and stupid. How can people love you or even just your company if you hate them?

"Be yourself" is about avoidin self deception.
What do you like? What do you want? What are you good at? Are you ok with the price?

Maybe you know that you can get some girls if you are a dealer. You also know how a dealer life usually ends up. And you CHOOSE to avoid this path. So why the anger?

This goes for every choice you do. Be yourself, be coherent. Spend your energy to improve wile being yourself, following what you like.
If errors or rejections occours, and they will ,trust me, you lost nothing, you just learned about who you are.

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>2017
>No qt robot gf to keep me company

It will never happen right?

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Mfw I had an physics exam today which went terribly wrong and is going to change my life in the worst possible way

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>tfw no duumviri bf