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If i study technology for 5 hours a day and actively keep learning and getting certificates will I be successful?
im autistic and cant even tie my shoe tho
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pls respond to my thread lads im very lonely
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>>37866593
Probably not. Most companies want to hire future leaders and great team workers before they want to hire technologically skilled people
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>>37866593
>Be me
>Live in shithole country with ridiculously competitive academics
>Study up to seven hours a day
>Still underperform.
Thank God everyday that you're American. In my country 4000 kids commit suicide every year due to academic failures.
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>Female coworker keeps calling me on my personal phone even after I told her to use my work phone
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RELEASE
THE
FUNDS
Why won't you help Chris get his new skylanders you fucking shitlords?
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What the fucking fuck are you talking about
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I'm sick of this lie we tell genetically inferior men. "Everyone has the potential to be attractive to women". False.
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>>37866530
Find a mousey insecure woman who likes being put down and having a provider. Pretty sure theyre out there.
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>implying elliot was unattractive
it has more to do with his autismo personality than his looks, if you believe you can't get a girl you won't get a girl
pretty fucking simple
t. virgin
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>>37866530
find a woman in rebound phase
>be me
>13 years old, in the age where pretty much everyone and their toe jam is using Internet
>playing vidya online and start getting all fucking laggy
>"no longer connected to Internet"
>my brother usually restarts the router
>don't even know what the router looks like
>figure it'll be obvious
>find a random thing plugging into the computer upstairs where my brother usually went to restart
>unplug
>plug
>go back to vidya, everything is k
>fast forward a week
>"don't worry bro, I know how to restart the router now"
>unplug
>plug
>"Anon that's the printer"
General stupidity thread, name a time where you did something stupid when all you wanted to do was seem smartest
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>>37866524
>be me
>7? Maybe 8?
>want to microwave lunch
>chefboyardee.jpg
>start microwave
>dont realize door is slightly ajar
>mocrowave sounds loud as fuck
>start freaking the fuck out, crying
>beg mom to tell me what to do microwave is yelling at me
>mom runs into kitchen
>"anon really? just close the fucking door all the way"
>mfw technology scared me as a child
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>be me
>7-8 years old
>huge thunderstorm is coming outside
>go to my neighbor's yard, hang out with son who was my age
>we look at the massive thunderstorm raging miles away in the distance (we lived on a tall hill)
>friend points to tower in the distance and says "I wonder if lightning will hit that metal tower"
>I vaguely remembered some kind of meteorology documentary I watched and thought of how the tower kind of looks like some meteorology equipment
>trying to be smart, I said "that tower is called a weather microwave"
>neighbor's dad says "what? that's a cellphone tower"
>friend and dad laugh their heads off
>mfw
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>>37866607
hey you were close! (filename used for cellular transmissions)
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>someone has shown romantic interest in him at one point
>he thinks he belongs here
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Your thread is about gay faggots
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What if I imagine any form of female attention as romantic interest? Can I still be in the secret club?
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>>37866573
>What if I imagine any form of female attention as romantic interest? Can I still be in the secret club?
yes
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How long will I get to see this reaction when anyone sees my dick? How long untill a proper penis enlargement surgery is discovered?
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>>37866479
Go to India they make your penis larger
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>>37866479
There is no operation that can remove your desires to satisfy females, which you fail every time.
Just kys.
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>>37866526
Id that why they had to make smaller condoms for indians because average was too big for them?
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>2017 was supposed to be the year you finally turned things around.
>It's now already past the halfway point in the year, and nothing has changed.
>You're still a virgin
>Your story only becomes more pathetic with each passing day.
Why go on like this lads?
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There isn't any reason. I just do.
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>>37866475
Around New Year, I decided to give my life one last chance. Things are currently going ok.
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I learned how to drive and got my drivers license in these 6 months. I even bought a car. Its a shitty second hand dented car but it is mine.
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This is so fucking sad. After losing all my friends from high school and being dumped by my girlfriend of one year I can't help but shed a tear for what drake is going through
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This took me a moment to realize who they were, I can't believe he wouldn't invite him
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joshes wife looks like some 45 year old milf
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I'm not surprised. I don't think they were friends in real life. I read that they hadn't spoke for 3 years. And drake isn't aging well.
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>You're beautiful, you should go outside, it's summer, you should buy a cute dress!
>Look at him, he is the son of my coworker, is so cute! he plays football, hes so tall! hehehe
>Why dont you have a boyfriend?, you can tell us, we dont care if you are lesbian... but it's weird, you are 19 years old, you should be outside having fun and meeting boys and friends!
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>>37866407
I don't know this oregano feel
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Go away, girls are not allowed in here
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Hello i can be your bf.
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Who here /Tulpa/?
Surely this is the cure for robothood and feelings of morose solitude? You can create your own best friend or waifu, and you'll never run out of things to talk about with that manifestation.
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Not really a cure, more of a symptom.
That symptom being schitzophrenia
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>>37866398
Should I try to start again?
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>>37866398
Inb4 screaming mutated pony tulpa pasta
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Father wants to me to get a job
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2017-06-21 04:11:24
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I had a heat discussion with my father.
He basically told me:
>why haven't you found a job yet?
>you are going to forget what you did learn in college.
>why haven't you told Ralph about this?, he can help you get a job, as soon as you get his help then cut all contact with him, I don't like him.
by the way, Ralph is cousin from my mother's side of family and the only relative that I'm in contact with.
We proceeded to had an almost violent argument about how I don't want to use like a jizz rag my friends and how I'm not going to do so, he called me a coward.
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STRAW MAN GOLD
U PENN SOFTWARE
ANYWHERE? CORPORATION- deny corporation
VALUE in technology
total agreement
ENERGY SHIFT crisis
my mind shared with you to our reality
I want to help
but I do not know
dont cast pearls before swine, money diss? how many pearls, mathematic deception of reality: the all controls abstract matters in our reality
be it individual? independent of our own self? naught be they only- no more deception of ego, still exists
yes I have the force? watt I? what I? reverse? breath of life force is haved by collusion (ego) must be STILL (limited by change) exchange
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are they worth it? how did they affect your fapping experience?
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>>37866303
It's actually not bad, but I still prefer my bf's ass.
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>>37866356
>hey gamers, faggot here!
k
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They are nice. Mine sees use 60% of my faps. Just a hassle to clean. Feels much better.
Make sure to choose hole based on size
>tfw you'll never build a model stonehedge with Joss Fong from Vox
>why even live
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