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>Watching youtube video published in 2011
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
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>tfw its 2011
>ERRY DAY IM SHUFFLIN
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>we never did get that good ol' Rapture a year later in 12/12/12
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>PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>not invited

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Why is short hair so attractive my lads? Why is long hair such shit? Is it pure sexual preference?

>inb4 "ur gay" and such
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>>37867519
In my experience, short hair girls are total freaks, in a good way tho
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>Why is short hair so attractive my lads?
Except it's not
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How can longhair cucks compete?

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Ever considered YOU are the problem?

Your the resaon the world isnt perfect full of perfect chad and stacy. You gross robots ruin everything for the rich , attractive and confident people.

Just kill yourselves so humanity can advance
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>>37867507
do you unironically believe that the people who post here are ANYTHING like the guy in the pic? no, robots are scarily in the opposite direction of that guy, they are hyper-self-aware and that is why they are so inhibited and can't make friends. that guy has no self-awareness at all.
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i struggle accept the fact that i am ugly and its unlikely i will ever have a hot girlfriend or that people will look up to me i think i am a normal dude, what i hate about myself is the fact that i am socially awkward i have no friends i only feel comfortable with ugly people but they're pretty dumb.
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>>37867507
humanity can advance i will be hiding in my house being a neet forever that's my ultimate goal

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Hey robots. Nomal fag here. How does it feel to be at the bottom rung of society?
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I miss him dammit.
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>>37867450

I do too. Have u been watching Oneyplays? It's the closest thing there will ever be to old grumps.
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Jacques was a cute bird.
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BIOTCHA

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daily reminder

dont act depressed to get a qt gf, i acted depressed and suicidal to get a qt gf and she just said 'ohhh im sorry! it gets better anon!'

and then she goes away, ofc she is gonna fuck a chad or something not me
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Worst strategy to get girls anon. No woman wants a burden and that is what you made yourself seem like.

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>he lives in the virgin state
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come home /brit/ man
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>>37867429
delet this
actually live in new jersey now kek
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>>37867429
which one is the virgin state

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Be me
Anxious, shy, awkward
Play games all day
Get fucked over friends repeatly because I'm used to it
Bullied by friends entire life
Don't put effort into anything, still end up in top classes
Look retarded
Year 10
See grill across classroom, stare at her all the time 7/10
Seating plan change, girl seated next to me
Like grill but too beta to talk to her
Punch douche that made fun of her in the balls
Grill highfives me after class. Literally one of the best moments in life. Generally felt like time stopped for a second
Begin talking on Facebook, looked like a retard typing to her. She somehow likes me
Walk home all the time talking about random stuff. Can't talk to her properly because of how shy she/I am.
Find out she has major mental health problems, want to help
Anxiety begins to get worse as I fear failure for my exams.
Fake being ill for a week occassionally to escape bullying and school
Ask her out
Awkward as fuck
She breaks up with me 2 days later
Take it like a beta and just accept that no one would want me in that way
Stop talking for a 6 months
Meet GRILL2 at army cadet camp (Forced by shitty strict parents)
Was lonely as fuck so I ask her out
Lives an hour away so only see her 3 times over 2 months
Realise mistake
Dump her
Start talking to orginal grill
Mental health problems worse
Start helping her out and talking to her whenever she needs it for over half a year
Prom is soon
Her friends want me to ask her to go there
Too awkward to get the courage to ask her there. Thought I wasn't good enough
Go to her birthday party outside
It's fucking freezing so people leave early
She gets upset
I sit next to her on bench
Cuddle her to keep her warm and comfort her
She makes me promise to try at my exams half crying
Stay there even though it's fucking freezing while everyone else leaves
Getting teased to kiss her. I want to
Too beta
Party ends and as I wait for my mum to pick me up outside, she clings onto me and doesn't want to let me go.
Continue?
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Have to yank her off to get into car
Go home
Speak to grill constantly on facebook again
She has anorexia
Help her through it
Conversations start to get bad with her always saying 'ok' to nearly everything and we argue a lot
Decide she's okay enough so stop talking
Get depressed
Exams get closer and I can't revise for shit.
Friends get jealous I'm plat in league so they bully me harder
Stop talking to anyone
Games aren't fun anymore
Can't revise
Shit
Feel more shit
Get exam results
Barely get minimum grades to take what I want for high school
Get rejected from main choice of highschool
Go back to shitty secondary school for highschool
Self esteem at all time low
Start talking to grill again
She spent the whole summer not eating and having mental breakdowns
Feel bad about not being there for her and I still had feeling for her so I went with walks with her constantly to calm her down
Ask her out on walk
She says yes
Has panic attacks at least 4 times a day, sometimes last hours but I held the entire time and made sure she was always okay
Lose virginity after 2 months
Fuck daily
Still has panic attacks but become elss frequent over the year
She literally barely had 800 calories a day
Start setting goals to get her to above 1000 so she put on weight
Every day we spent together.
Deeply in love
She's size 4 in UK. (Barely any stores sell this size)
By january, she's a size 6 again.
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Glad you fucked her and it ended kinda well I guess. Too bad about your grades anon.
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Glad to have read through, despite the odds, admireable. Wish you two best of luck, take good care of one another.

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Is black metal the most robot genre of music?
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Black metal is for holier than thou b users who think they're enlightened by their intelligence and too badass because they listen to metal. Pop and rock is the true robot music, as we listen to it to try to relate to and become closer to normies, but to no avail.
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>>37867344
No, it's for normies who are mildly depressed because they got rejected by one girl, and now they wnna shoot up tje school
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>>37867344
>not dark ambient

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Serious question for religious people on here:

How do you reconcile your faith with the fact that your holy texts go against scientific discovery/contain historical inaccuracies? I wager most believers in this group are smart enough to not be Christian fundamentalists or apologists (trying to prove Christianity through reason), and also smart enough to acknowledge that young-Earth creationism is bogus. I can acknowledge that religion for someone can be more personal than absolute.

Still, my question is: how do you reconcile this? The Bible contradicts itself in a few areas (Judas's death, to name one, but let's not dwell on that), so what exactly is meant by the statement, "The Bible is the inspired word of God"?

Again this is a serious inquiry not meant to provoke or insult anyone. I myself have had developing views over the past year and have moved from atheism to agnostic theism. I can fully appreciate what faith does for some people. I'm just genuinely curious. Thanks
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>>37867337
Religion works with faith
It doesn't mean anything if you can prove it with logic
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what about muh intelligent design
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Simple. We regard the Bible's contents seriously, but not literally.

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i'm tired of feeling worthless and inadequate all the time
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>>37867325
its okay, you could be the kind of person who faps to shit like this
remember that there is always someone worse out there
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>>37867325
I'm right there with you. No amount of success I achieve means anything to me.
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Posting better aqua again

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GNU WINSTON PLEASE COME BACK WE MISS YOU

I DONT WANT TO BE ALONE WITH THESE FUCKING NIGGERS
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How do I get a daddy bf, robots?
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>you will never have daddy's cummies on your face
>daddy will never spank you for being bad
>nor will daddy ever choke you until you either come or die
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I'm a 27 yo daddy. Being a daddy is more attitude than anything... I like younger guys.
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>>37867649
>guys who call themselves "daddies"
>aren't actual fathers
Keep pretending

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Well, I think it's over.
I made this post (pic related) two days ago about the current situation with the girl I'm in love with.

>asked her yesterday via text if she's free that day
>'not today, tomorrow'
>ask her today if it's happening today
>she just wrote she has still has to learn for the upcoming tests

The excuse for today might actually be legitimate, but two days in a row... Even I can see that there's something wrong.

I literally don't know what to feel.
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Sorry, OP. On the plus side you're already closer than most of us ever will be.
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>>37867304
Don't worry. Give it a little longer! If she really has exams, don't worry anon. And remember not to be too pushy ot clingy about meeting, because you could put her off.
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>>37867317
Maybe, but that's certainly not good enough.

>>37867322
Unfortunately I'm not that optimistic.
And I won't try to push it or anything, I know that this would be extremely pathetic. I left her on 'read' at the moment.

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I love you like a love song baby

And I keep beating you beep beep beep beep beep beep
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>>37867242
Computer's hard drive needs to be replaced so I can't do it right now, but can someone make a Kamen Rider Pepe dabbing?

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