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Just lift some weights bro

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I just want to talk freely to her without freezing thinking of something that would catch her attention

>>37867745
>if cutegirl
hey :D

>if stacy
hi there :)

gl gl

>>37867762
need more context. have you talked to her before

>>37867744
Winnie please come back we love you

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WINSTON PLEASE

DONT LEAVE ME WITH THEM

it's never too late to ragequit

>>37867723
That's probably what my IQ is, and I literally can't help what's wrong with my brain. I'm pretty sure my mom got high/drunk once or twice while I was in the womb.

post link my man i wanna try this

girls are gross and i dont like them

Come on now, Anon, you don't really still go after 3d girls, do you?

Because I'd rather have a fujo bf

I remember I was out under my porch getting high when it was counting down to 2012, I was just waiting for the world to end

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>tfw you were genuinely unironically counting on it and now you have no plans

>>37867699
ordered shitty, overly expensive chinese food and ate while the clock struck midnight. was disappointed in the food, was disappointed in the doomsday prophets.

>>37867688
How about I make you kiss my ass on the lips you queer fucking piece of incest pursuing shit. You mom doesn't like you. Your dad doesn't like. Your cousins don't like you. I don't like you and I don't even know you. You're a fucking joke, kid.

>>37867722
This.
Anon, just kys. It's not like you have a gf or friends to miss you.

Did you enjoy it? you cuckboi

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There was some serious voodoo going on that night. The moon turned blood red (solar eclipse). One of the pitchers -- I forget who but he had facial hair like Jesus -- began bleeding from his ankles. A ripped tendon made his Red Socks red with blood: the Stigmata. And then it happened. They won. I was happy at the time, but immediately began to feel guilty and worried about what I had done.

I've changed a lot since then. I've lost interest in sports, I no longer really believe in God. The only thing that has kept me slightly theistic is the fear that I may have done this unforgivable thing. When I finally told my dad Dad about what I thought I'd done, he said that he didn't think a righteous God would really prosecute a 12-year-old child for trying to sacrifice himself in this way, but I'm not so sure.

The reason I bring this up is that even if hell isn't real, I'm afraid that I've become trapped in the closest thing humans have ever created to the biblical conception of Hell. I'm talking, of course, about this place: 4chan. Think about it. It's a place that doesn't exist in the real world where the most horrible people in existence come to torment one another. Nothing really changes, nobody really dies, we can't truly hurt one another. But we're stuck in this endless cycle of pain where the only joy is that felt at the expense of others.

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I'm addicted to internet culture. When people say they're addicted to shit like that, they usually mean it in jest. But I'm being dead serious right now. A thing does not have to be chemical in order for it to be addicting. There are gambling addicts, sex addicts, porn addicts. The only real criteria for addiction, I think is that the addicting thing in question has to (1) cause problems and (2) propose itself as a solution to the problems it causes. My parents used to bug me about the way I wasted my life, and I used to ignore them, but a few years ago I finally realized they were right.

I'm a smart person. I'm intelligent, creative, I can write and work and draw. I'm not saying this to brag, I'm just pointing out that I've got potential and I'm wasting it online. I allow social opportunities to slip me by, and I allow schoolwork to be turned in late or not get done at all. The college I go to is well below my true abilities, and though I'll be graduating this Summer as an Applied Math major I have no idea what the hell I'm going to do with the degree.

There's more I could say, but I'm getting tired of writing, and I imagine you're getting tired of reading. My question is: how do I get out of here? Get off of not only 4chan but out of the internet culture? I've been trying for quite some time to be productive, I've even gone to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings despite not having a drinking problem. But I keep coming back.

I don't want it to end like this. I don't want to be dependent on my parents for the rest of my life. I want to live. Create. Know the touch of a woman. Fall in love. I'm finally realizing that there's nothing here, but what can I do to stop?

Any advice would be welcome.

There's no devil. Nothing supernatural exists. You are the only person with the means to affect your future in any meaningful way. You're free.

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Y-Yes, sir...here's your Subway sandwich...p-please don't forget to tip...

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Despite all my rage I still make minimum wage...

Anyone else #buylocal? I don't go into chain stores because when I give them 20 bucks, the person I gave it to gets pennies out of that. I deliberately shop at owner operated businesses because when I give him 20 bucks, he gets 20 bucks minus his costs and taxes and that's it. More of my money goes to things that make my community better. Things like neetbux.

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>>37867707
TIPS? This establishment is pitiful on top of your poor customer service. I'll give you a tip, stop stuttering like a retard you pathetic wagie slavie.

>>37867617
Women were a terrible mistake

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You just can't win, women will always want Chad no matter what. It's clear from that post that she settled for him as a beta provider but still wants Chads big cums inside her and will always yearn for it. If you're under 6' you're only hope is to accept being cucked one way or the other.

>>37867617
>i close my eyes instantly and pretend to be asleep
no wonder she wants a sperm donor

Sorry, I use linux. Have fun at your job, wagecuck pajeet.

>>37867545
fuk u buddy!

>>37867562
Ok Pajeet. * hangs up *