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Stacy is any girl who isn't hideously ugly and doesn't actively push everyone else away.

>Stacey
>posts picture of a gemcutters sawblade wearing a sweater

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>>37870681
>that jaw line

here's a stacy that went to my highschool
she looks like a tranny in this pic

>enjoys any serialized Hollywood films

I fucking hate superhero worshiping fags.
Also,
>listens to pop punk or any similar genre

>>37870604

>>he likes super hero films

No this is just you being contrarian against anything you think is popular. Normies make fun of super hero stuff. They only like them up to a point but don't want to commit to any genre that's too "nerdy." They just want to be vaguely associated with anything trendy. They don't actually care about the books or characters or stories.

obviously, I should've went to the eye doctor sooner, but still.

I love how instead of telling you to fuck off, he chimped out. Fucking nignogs

Kill him oregano yyy

>in a house
>refurbished and squeaky clean
>come across the baby's room
>getting ready to turn the corner
>a hairless man that looks like a default character base with eyes bulging open and arms extended out like a starfish jumps out from behind the corner
>mouth doesn't move but some sort of radio static frequencies are emitted
>get the feeling that he's offering coexistence and mutual benefit at a price
>check my pockets for money and find condoms instead
>wonder why I have condoms when I never bought them before
>starfish man gets really intrigued and his eyes are bulging even more with curiosity beyond the limits of human comprehension as he begins spinning around
>the radio frequencies tell me that he wants to see what Santa brought him
>try and stall and change the subject so he doesn't inquire further about my pockets
>steam emits from his ears and he begins stomping his feet in a rhythmic fashion
>cave in and show him the condoms
>he stops all of his movement and freezes
>a look of pure shock sweeps across his face
>looks at me like I'm some kind of monster
>tells me to get out or he'll call the condom police
>try to insist that they're not mine
>beg him to forgive me and he isn't buying it
>he powerwalks out of the room
>a few hours later hear the sound of his footsteps gradually growing closer towards me from across the house
>hear the sound of a baby crying
>the footsteps stop
>see his shadow on the wall
>he's holding something
>watch as his figure slowly emerges from behind the corner with the baby by it's neck
>has a knife in his other hand
>stares me down into the depths of my soul
>some rather harsh high pitched frequencies are emitted
>"IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, TACITURN AND STOUT"
>slowly back away
>reaches into his pocket and pulls out a stocking
>throws it at my me
>cum comes shooting out of it all over my face
>cum continues spilling out of it all over the floor
>look up and see that the baby has been disemboweled
>wake up

>trying to play jazz with Miles Davis
>he's absolutely shredding on some instrument (don't remember)
>pick up a bass
>everything is way out of tune
>sound like shit
>can't even keep tempo
>Miles Davis gets pissed at me for ruining his jam
fug

>>37871253
That's some really weird shit, is any of it related to what happened irl at the time?

Sorry i meant inches not feet

I'd dress up in girl clothes with you and let you do whatever you wanted to me with that big dick xD

What's the point of this bread?

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>>37870516
We meet again, my disgusting friend

as a normie who shitposts on r9k during the summer i think op is a faggot lel

>>37870551
So completely useless information?

>>37870479
cold sores are from herpes and form outside your mouth. canker sores form inside your mouth and are not sti-related.

>>37870571
Right, I always get them confused.

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>>37870477
Holding... my right hand
In my left

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>>37870506

There is no time for hesitation now
You come or go, or go

>>37870455
>How do I get a 6'3-6'5 ft bf?
>t. 5'9

honestly same
same stats and everything but I would settle for a 6'1" + bf

>tfw no bf who can pick me up and throw me around and utterly dominate me

put a bullet in your head fag

>>37870446

If that's all you want just hire a prostitute.

If you can't because you live in a cucked country such as united states of cucks, you could just save up money and go on holiday to europe.

>>37870446
Want me to rim my girlfriend for you, anon?

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What if she forgot to wash her anus? You will taste shit.

>>37870414
She's keeping you around for a rebound ( which is what you don't want ) cut off contact and gtfo unless you just want her as a friend

>>37870445
she's engaged so I don't think I'm rebound, and I can't cut off contact since she's a coworker I see daily.

>>37870616
Engaged means absolutely nothing, she could be realizing she's making a huge mistake before the wedding even happens

And yes you can, it's pretty easy. Steadily say less and less to her day by day and she'll ultimately lose interest

His channel was called betaniggermanlet1992

>>37870391
They are sending cute animal pictures to you because they feel the need to reach out to you, but don't know how.

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>>37870391

i hate animals and children.

i especially hate babies. when someone in my family gets pregnant, i pray she has a miscarriage

I totally agree with you. My friend says she thinks animal life is more important than humans. Very disappointed