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Vovaroo thread? http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JcmriIFyqt
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your voice is alright, anon
your coworkers are retarded
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>>37870964
u sound like a faggot
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I invented your life
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>>37870952
It wasn't an apple...
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>>37870980
-_______-
my man are you joke?
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>>37870980
Its a mango you idiot
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Welcome to IslandCraft! An minecraft server of naval colonization, diplomacy and politics, and comfy building and exploring too if that's your thing.
For those who remember IslandCraft v.2, island generation has now been expanded so that you'll actually have to voyage to find new land.
Come on in:35.185.58.150
Version 1.11.2, cracked clients should work.
Will add plugins should the community request them.
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>>37870919
will play in a bit orugii
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>>37871154
thx for joining
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haha everyone left and he is gonna retry it
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>spend all day fantasizing about my suicide
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>>37870897
I do it all day, every day
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>spend all day fantasizing how everybody will miss me once I kill myself
>remember that I'm completely alone because I pushed everybody away and it'll take them weeks to figure out I'm dead
>feel even more depressed
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any /retardvoice/ here?
>tfw I repeat my self 3 times and they still don't understand me
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yep
Because of my speech impediment, it takes at least 5 times for someone to understand me...
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>went to turk to have some kebab
>your order
>one jumbo with no hot and tomatos
>makes my kebab
>puts tomatos in
>at least no hot
>say thanks and pay
>go home pull very little pieces of tomatos out
>dinner was ruined
>entire family hungry
>go to main kebab dude
>order different kebab sizes
>at the end gets everything wrong
>return home
>family furious
it was all my fault because i was talking in broken pieces
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I wouldn't have a stuttering problem if it wasn't for my family interrupting me every fucking chance they have
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What does it feel like to have fun with other people?
I've never been in a party or anything, was always shut inside my room while my peers where doing all sorts of crazy shit.
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>>37870862
Tbh honest partying cannot be understood in the pure way if youre not a normie. Ive been to plenty of them and never knew what attractes them to each other, to do basicly nothing but normie activitues like snapchatting, dancing, talking about bullshit etc. It may be fun from time to time when talking to friends or getting wasted, but i dont really get it why normies do it so fucking often, when theres nothing really fun around it
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>whatcha waiting for anon? stick it in and fill 'er up!
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Ok i gotchu senpai
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>>37870855
Waiting for credit authorization
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why do black staceys always overdress like this
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>work for 9 hours (lunch is unpaid!)
>make less than $100 for your time
why wagie? why?
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>the unironically love moeshit anime
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>>37870831
Iktf senpai
>basil
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why aren't you attending sexaholics anonymous meetings anon?
even you will probably be able to find a qt to fuck in no time
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>>37870820
I don't need sex I need friends with similar intrests
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>>37870820
I just got into a relationship and I think I'm into sex more than he is, and I'm the girl. Also he's only had sex with one other girl his entire life, maybe he's just innocent for our age?
It's like i'm constantly turned on around him, but he's content and will have sex anyway. He has a great body and an above-average size uncut dick, there's no reason to be self conscious.
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>>37870820
Because gays and aids.
I know this is soc though and OP is a faggot so I'm wasting my time explaining myself on this.
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>2011
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUUUUSE TONIIIIIIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOOOOD TIIIIIME
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I'm bumping this shit
Come on you faggots don't you remember when everything was less worse than today?
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Everyday I'm shuf-f-fulin'
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>>37870792
Bumping for the good ol times
>Be me
>Meet girl of my dreams
>Don't tell anyone of my friends I like her
>Turns out she has a huge crush on me
>Ask her out
>Start dating
>Having the time of my life
>Saves me from committing suicide
>I started feeling better
>Had someone to start bettering myself for
>Love her deeply
>Would do anything for her
>Finally found someone who legitimately cares about me
Now shes gone, here's my life now
>Become unmotivated and feel like shit all the time
>Stopped exercising and gave up on commitments
>All my mental health issues are back
>Attempted suicide last night, didn't work
>Now i'm here, depressed again
So /r9k/, how do I start feeling better about myself and try and save myself from this existential hell.
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>>37870789
kill youurself
orognri
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>>37870805
Couldn't even come up with an original comment. Sad!
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>>37870789
Your problem is relying on other people for happiness, no shit if they leave your life you'll be depressed. Nobody can stay in your life forever, rely on yourself.
Partners aren't worth it, most relationships never end up in marriage forever
>another weird dream
>all alone in an indonesian jungle in a small dune buggy being chased by massive tigers
>wake up with massive erection
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I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really HATE muslims
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>>37870745
I'm sorry I think you're lost
>>>/pol/
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>>37870745
that's risky, people might think you're not normal
we're all human bro
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>>37870828
mudslimes arent
Thinking about ordering this. Seems like a good deal for 54.99
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>>37870720
Yup. Go ahead. Looks fine.
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>>37870720
Those knives will help you defend your virginity from degenerate roastie attacks. Atta boy
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>>37870720
Way to get around the V for Vendetta copyright.
4chan man FTW