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>>37871429
I do, but no matter how much I scrub or what I use, it never seems to wears off. My life is pain, I will never lead a normal human existence.

>>37871429
Why would I bother? You have to fuck me regardless, geez even when Stacies are literal prostitutes they have such high standards.

>>37871429
What are you doing in my house? Get out before I call the cops.

>>37871402
Like 3/4 of the women going there get BLACKED anyway.

>t. volunteered in Africa myself

>>37871402
Helping the retarded, the poor and the ooga boogas will make them look good in the eyes of others.
Fucking us will make them look bad.

>>37871402
they get atttention and recognition for helping african kids, not for fucking incels

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>>37871391
university is for getting qualifications not for having fun and making friends, you just had unrealistic movie-inspired expectations.

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>>37871439
>get there early for my exam
>people everywhere around me talking to each other, laughing

>m-m-must b-be u-n-n-realistic movi-e-e expectations r-right?

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>>37871391
1) Contact your career counselor for your college ASAP. Have them look over your resume and cover letter. Ask about seminars and networking events nearby to where you will be living.

2) Ask 3 professors and the career counselor if you can use them for job applications. They'll say yes.

3) Make a LinkedIn and, for connections, copy and paste this, "Hi, I'm trying to build my network and I would like to add you." to anybody you recognize or is in your same position

4) Send out one job application a day. That's all you need to do to get a job in your field. The trick is to be annoying after you send them out. Contact recruiters - the ones who make the job postings. Ask them for information and opportunities to discuss the field. Add them as connections.

5) Show up to the networking events well dressed. Talk to people, ask to add them on LinkedIn. Ask about the jobs nearby. Ask how to be more qualified. You don't have shit to say, just a bunch of questions.

6) Take classes at the local community college. Take business, sales, marketing classes you think might come in handy to be more valuable and to pad your resume.

7) Show up to interviews well dressed. Rehearse answers to questions. Ask questions about the work environment and pretend to be somebody who could cooperate with the people who are already there.

There, now you don't have to work at WalMart. That sucks about your cucked social life, though.

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>>37871385

Clearly men are at fault, there is absolutely no reason they shouldn't be doing everything we want them to do.
It's a problem.

There is only one solution to the man problem; keep complaining about their existence, everything they ever do, and never listen to their wants, needs or inequalities.

If all else fails, chop of their foreskins and freely donate them to my... A cosmetics company.

>>37871385
Why couldn't some Chad just man up and wife her?

>>37871385
Because they aren't interested in me

>>37871370

What happend anon?

Oreginu

you are just an anomaly in the hive mind, fems don't care about the other half they just see them as potential mates dealing with their friends is more like a ladder to the main objective.

>>37871370
Because you're rejecting them at a base level, saying "you're not good enough to be a partner, but you can stick around and entertain me though xddddd." Yeah, nah. Fuck off.

9 hours a day , i jack off less

>>37871350
>/R9k is a place for those who were dealt a shit hand of cards in life to vent about their problems and share their plight with others.
Horseshit. /r9k/ is a board for OC, not normie whining.

Medman: I read the texts. Interesting. I do think that it demonstrates that you need to pull back. In essence, you need to give her the space to move forward. If you're all momentum then she has no reason to make that first move. You need to give her the space and the incentive to take the initiative. The way to do that is with some silence. I'm not talking about ghosting her: just don't initiate. If she doesn't respond, then wait. After a week or so you could send a brief text. I expect that she will send you a message before that, though.

When you do converse, ask her open questions - those being questions that may not be answered with a simple yes/ no. Get her to speak more and thus to take control of the conversation. Give her the trust and the responsibility to carry it.

How's it going, Facet? I'm just wondering what I'll do with myself for the next few hours of involuntary wakefulness. I can't masturbate through all of them.

Or can I?

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>>37871682
Not bad thanks. Youshould buy Tekken. And now for my daily insult:

Hey Atlas! Your arteries are so clogged, if you slit your wrist it would be like cutting into a tube of toothpaste.

Grrrrr.
I thirst for attention.

>>37872342
Hi anon just here to drop off some hot fresh attention straight out of the oven

>>37871310
I don't think your posts are stupid anon!
have a (you)

>>37871308
Upgrade to skype or discord, if she goes for that its a sign of something and you can get a better feel for how she really reacts

While you romancing her with keyboard, on other side big strong nigger romancing her horny p\/ssy with his epically huge c0ck

>>37871375
it takes two men to please a woman in these times

>>37871288
My sister committed suicide 2 years ago. There was also a friend who committed suicide as well but I didn't know him as well.

>>37871300
using what methods did she do it?

i would fuck kiera knightley so fkn hard

>ha ha yeah! y-you too

>>37871234
>elbow fracture

how the fuck do you break your elbow?

>>37871234

I bet you feel like a dumb fuck

>>37871336
When i was pushed back at some point i hit my elbow on the wall.
It's kinda pathetic but whatever.
I'd send you a picture but my phone's camera is broken beyond repair. Will post tommorow when i get a new one

>>37871227
Was that part of the rules? Verify that. If not, then perhaps you looked "off".

There is a reason you people praise Rodger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J2EkYMFg0g

>>37871267
Yes, he pointed to a sign on the wall. what do you mean i looked off? Ive taken gun safety lessons before, i know how to shoot.

For those of you wondering...This is a joke.

>rejected by girl
Lol.
Now you will image how she's fucking with her alpha bf :)

I don't know anything about you anon but I know that most people in this situation like to fall back on a crutch when they've been dealt a blow from the world. Really your best option here is to just do your very best to put her out of your mind and do literally anything else you enjoy besides coming back here. Play some vidya, smash the like button on your favorite youtuber. I don't know, fucking read a book or something. Try something new. Just don't let yourself think too much about /r9k/ or Stacy

>>37871275
I try this but I keep coming back to her being perfect for me. That's what really bothers me. From an objective standpoint she was perfect for me, it wasn't just that she was a girl who showed me positive attention like with previous girls. I can get my mind off her when I'm occupied but it always comes back when I see girls, I compare them to her.

>>37871254
That's the worst part, it could've been me. Her bf is basically like me except even less attractive. No idea how he landed her.