I hate how all everybody wants to talk about on this website is sex
MEME FROGS TALKING ABOUT SEX WHICH IS ALSO A MEME
REALLY GETS MY ENGINE CRANKING
PEOPLE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW THEY ARE SO LONELY OR HAVE SOCIAL ANXIETY SO THEY CANT GO OUTSIDE OR DO THINGS "NORMIES" DO
THIS ENTIRE BOARD REALLY MAKES ME CONTEMPLATE
>>37872810
it's almost like all humans are not just sexual creatures by default
>>37872918
fuck off you pathetic homunculus
>tfw was literally so close to getting my first date
>she mentioned something sexual
>replied with something sexual too
>she thinks I just want to pump and dumd her and ignores me
>never had sex let alone held a girls hand
What the fuck whhyyyyy
I'm so heart broken. I don't deserve this.
What am I supposed to do?
please help me im so sad and angry
i didnat
>>37872809
stop using the sacred image of shinji i spread for your failed normie shit fag
>>37872809
You got thirsty and forgot to play it cool. Remember this if you ever get another chance
>have shitty self control so decided to buy a chastity cage to force no fap for my health
>see aliexpress has some good rated ones for good prices
>it finally arrived and my dick doesn't even fit inside it...
FUCK YOU CHINA MY BWC SHOULD FIT IF IT SAYS L SIZE!
but for real I really want to do no fap to get sensation back in my dick but I keep failing :(
I need to know, will these rules work?
>Stacie continues to ignore you and treat you like overall shit despite you always being nice and helping her out.
>She decides to go to a house party with Chad and friends.
>Gets drugged and raped.
DEVILISH
Roastie got toastie
Quite originally by Chad if I do say so myself
>>37872786
damn I want to rape a slut
>>37872786
If you saw this or something like it in real life how many of you lads would be fighting off your internal whiteknight?I think I would. Hopefully I beat him though.
>Tried edging it to see if it improved my fap sessions
>Stopped jacking it too late before the climax
>End up producing a dribble of cum
>tfw tired with a headache and don't feel like fapping anymore
What the fuck lads, I thought edging was supposed to make it feel better
you missed the timing
>>37872770
You didn't edge, all you did was ruin your orgasm on purpose. The whole point of edging is not cumming.
Also
>jerking your dick to edge
It's best to edge with other stimulation methods.
>>37873061
>It's best to edge with other stimulation methods.
Like what stimulating my butthole?
I'm not a faggot
You have one (1) second to post your cat and tell me its name. This is my cat,and her name is queenie.
>>37872759
This is Fancy
>>37872759
this is Thurston
Thumbnail looked like the impression on a carpet of where a rat died.
BEING DEPRESSED IS NORMIE NOW
HAVING ANXIETY IS NORMIE NOW
BEING A SHUTIN IS NORMIE NOW
EVERYTHING THAT MAKES YOUR AVERAGE ROBOT IS ALREADY BEING DONE BY NORMIES
JUST GIVE UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4CressilIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5Kvgdi9mDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj3VOHYRsqY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRUFTi2HdeU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRUFTi2HdeU
YOU ARE ALL FUCKING NORMIES AND EVERY LITTLE QUIRK THAT YOU THINK MAKES YOU SPECIAL IS ALREADY A THING
who else /staringendlesslyintothevoidoftheircomputerscreenswhileeveryactionyoumakeissimplyautomated/ here?
There's a chicken outside that won't shut the fuck up.
Think I'll snap it's neck!
>>37872750
How would you like it if someone snapped your neck because you were reeeing at normies again
>>37872771
I'm hungry, anon.
>it wasn't a chicken
How do I get a female friend? I'm male btw.
>get male friends, at least one of which has a gf
>get your friends and the gfs friends to hang out together
>talk to the grills
>???
>profit
>>37872931
>get male friends
How?
>>37872744
this picture hurts my heart.
its pretty much everything i want, that i don't have.
>hanging out with a qt outside
>its cold, winter or fall (live in southern california and never get to wear coats)
Why do I find this so funny /r9k/?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lXr3E92UzbQ
I only laugh at random humour tbqhwyf
Post what makes you laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjsjUdPOyk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_C6vx9Dn-g
IM LAAAAUGHING SO HAAAARD
ahaahahahhHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA XDDD
>>37872783
KEK AT THE SHREK ONE
Here's another one of Colbert lel
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=URgiq25LGyk
IMPEACH BONALD BLUMPF
>on summer island for holiday with family
>mom talks to and invites friend who's married to a shitskin muslim to come friday
>tell her if she comes I'm leaving
>only chance to leave is tomorrow when they drop my brother off since he's leaving early
>brother tells me since I'm a ''bigot''he won't let me come along
wat do. either stay and somehow try to make the kebab's whore feel bad, or do i somehow convince/force them to let me leave?
>>37872740
You're a fucking retard. How does it feel to be so consumed with fear and hatred? How small is your dick? How tall are you? Are you a virgin? Do you browse /pol/?
>>37872808
The hatred fuels me, fills me with a sense of total existence and lets me live life according to its highest principles. What about you, dickless?
I hope this isn't just bait. I really hope this is real. I love how out of touch a lot of racists are. It's fine if you don't like certain people, I don't give a shit, but a lot of you also pull autistic stunts like this that have me cracking the fuck up. This is why I love Stormfront, especially the Youth section.
>Guys! My mother became a race traitor two years ago by dating a black and now he just asked to marry her! What do I do?
>Sit your mother down for a serious talk and ask her why she's so willing to waste her white genes
>Tell her it hurts you to see her betray her race
>Ask her why she can't find a nice white man to settle down with
How unaware of social norms can you be
Is Manlet rage real? You mean to tell me that there are men out here who will really throw a temper because of their height?
>>37872714
You haven't been on this board very long have you?
>>37872714
Well it's not because of my height but out of all my friends I'm apparently always the one "starting fights" (bullshit) when we go out drinking
[I'm 5'9]
Ultra manlet reporting in.
>5'4", 125 lbs, minor scoliosis
Never once witnessed or felt manlet rage in my life. I don't care about being a munchkin.
Pretty sure that manlet rage is just a meme to make small people BTFO
>internet gf is getting drunk right now
your internet gf is fucking her real life bf right this very moment