A wizard magically appears and offers to change your life in one of three ways. You can only choose one and all are permanent. Which boon do you choose?
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easy mode sounds nice but I can't kill
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>>37873283
blacked cause I don't want to kill people and I don't want my life span shortened.
If I had the capacity to kill I'd make myself a 21 year old legal loli.
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>>37873283
Easy mode would have been good because I wanted to be a girl, but I'll choose blacked because it's an actual power.
Would be good to take on the world with my nigger form
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Is anyone here actually a virgin or are we all just roleplaying
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>>37873269
23 year old virgin reporting in.
I'm definitely not roleplaying.
How old are you Tc?
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>>37873269
I'm actually a virgin in 2017.
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>>37873269
24 year old KV reporting for duty ORIGINALLY
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Wagie normies really need to pick their path don't they, fellow Nings *smug neet pepe*"Nings" definition: Neet kings
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post the best memes you have
no normie shit plz
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Yes
Orghtdd
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>>37873245
This is my best one I have
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Probably shit but whatever
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do you date people with kids?
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i dont date anyone at all
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>>37873238
My gf has two kids. Why do you ask
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I'm too beta to date in the first place, lel.
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Normie here. Robots, I understand your frustration, I really do. But Reee'ing and telling us to GTFO clearly isn't working. So in the spirit of diplomacy, I suggest we hold a Normie-Robot peace talk to work through our differences.
The talks will be held in this open cargo container. You Robots go in and get seated, and I'll round up the Normie delegation and join you shortly.
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>>37873222
Normies delegation here. We have decided that in keeping with the spirit of peace that we will be dumping this container full of robots into the ocean to prevent any further contamination. Thank you for your time robotic delegates
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YOU'D NEED A REPRESENTATIVE OF ROBOTS IN ORDER TO HOST SOME KIND OF PEACE TALK WITH THE NORMIES, BUT THE PEOPLE HERE ARE TOO RETARDED TO EVEN PROPERLY VOTE FOR A DELEGATE TO REPRESENT THEM ANYWAY
ITS LIKE TRYING TO TEACH ENGLISH TO A BUNCH OF AFRICAN CHILDREN IN UGANDA WITH SOME KIND OF BRAIN DAMAGE, THEY WONT LEARN ANYTHING AND WILL CONTINUE TO KEEP SLINGING THEIR SHIT AND SITTING IN THEIR PISS ALL DAY
SO I SAY TO YOU FELLOW NORMIE, GET OUT BECAUSE THERE IS NO HOPE TO BE FOUND HERE
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>>37873282
Le ebin lel. Normies arent funny.
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Every fucking day I'm at community college there's always niggers sleeping
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>community collage
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>>37873224
If your going to community college, your really no better then niggers.
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I go to a state school and niggers and mexicans sleep on a lot of the school's property. When it's 120 degrees F out like it is now it doesn't bother me, I just hate when it gets nicer out and the school year starts and you see them begging gullible white kids for money with the same story.
How would niggers sustain themselves without white people?
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>Move to another country with e-bf to get away from parents
>He's not the person I met online and I was retarded
>Never really liked him that much anyway but at least got away from parents
>Now I think I'm falling in love with his ex
kill me please god I can't keep one fucking relationship
If you see this Trissi, send me a privnote omfg
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Gentleman, it's about that time. Post why you're depressed and the song that will be playing on repeat when they find your body.
I'm concerned my waifu will become a meme one day for people to spam on youtube and the like, she's all I have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtDhGuEGgyc
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OP, who is the anime girl in the noose? I see cute pics of her sometimes & I'm curious
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>>37873351
>HE HASNT SEEN HIBIKE EUPHONIUM AND DOESNT KNOW WHO THIS SLUT IS BY NOW
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>>37873380
i havent watched anime in fucking years loser
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>tfw no muscular qt to overpower you and subject you to tortue
why even live?
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She is literal perfection bros
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>>37873220
She's not strong enough to over power me, id hvae to fake it.
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>>37873200
>>37873220
Nice, but she's not thatc strong dude. Unless you have a hormone deficiency or something.
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Is this real? Do I never have to see some attention starved tripfag like samsons face again? Thank you based mods!
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>Be me
>21 yo NEETfag
>Haven't acchieved anything worthwhile
>Making friends: failure
>Being with or at least befriend love interest: failure
>Having a job: failure
>Having a degree: failure
>Being a competant driver: failure
>Being emotionally resilient enough to handle stress and responsabilities: failure
>having a talent to get ahead in life: failure
>finding a passion in order to live a fulfilling life: failure
Anyone else failed at everything in life?
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WHY HAVENT YOU KILLED YOURSELF YET IF THERE IS NOTHING IN LIFE THAT YOU ARE NOT ONLY GOOD AT BUT EVER HAVE ANY HOPE IN ACHIEVING?
HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO EVEN GET PAST THE CAPTCHA IN ORDER TO POST HERE?
OR DID YOU FAIL THAT TOO?
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>>37873192
yes, but I never actually tried at half of those things.
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>>37873312
Hey, I didn't write that! How the hell did you manage to impersonate me, lel.
ITT we party like its 2007 LETS GO LETS GOOO
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>>37873178
Back when you see good shit and not clickbait faggot shit.
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Boy, this housing market is great. I just bought a new house, it will probably double in value in a year!
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>>37873178
DO YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN WHEN YOU PUSH HER AROUND?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHv6jtlzvug
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Traps are worse than roasties.
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god tier bait lmao
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>>37873266
Prove me wrong. Protip: you cannot.
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>>37873325
You are absolutely correct, roasties are scum but traps are the fucking WORST because of how much they value themselves in any given situation. They're basically super roasties with penises
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>tfw 2 friends i have never wanna come over and play games
>they only wanna play lol or hearthstone
>got a bunch of coop games and shit but no one to play with
i fucking hate only have 2 friends who are lazy, how do i make new friends? the only reason i have my current friends is cause i met one when i was 14 before i was full robot and then his friend transferred from his old school and just kinda hung out with us
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>>37873157
>tfw will never be friends with you
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>finally got a group of people for this Saturday to play coops and split screen
>I'm hoping 4 player crawl will be hype
You'll find some people anon, may have to meet new people first, the second challenge is finding a few people who aren't trash together and don't derail the gaming