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>meet a cute boy wearing a LoZ shirt
>gather up courage and talk to him
>have a great conversation about LttP and other older Zelda games, he seems really interested the entire time
>give him my number
>he never calls or texts back...
Why does this happen to me /r9k/... I'm not even fat or ugly.
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>>37875822
Give it a few hours at least... fuck!
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>>37875822
1. He's shy
OR
2. You're aiming too high
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Wow, what are the odds of meeting someone who likes Legend of Zelda?
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When exactly does one have to be born to be considered an "early 2000s kid"?
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>>37875808
did you (or your peers) enjoy beyblades in childhood?
if so then yes
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Just call it "'00s kids".
Kid age range 5-15.
Therefore, to be a 2000s kid, one must've ideally spent the majority of their childhood in the 2000s, or at bare minimum, spent at least one year of their childhood in the decade.
1950s kids
>Conservative: 1942-1951
>Extended: 1935-1954
1960s kids
>Conservative: 1952-1961
>Extended: 1945-1964
1970s kids
>Conservative: 1962-1971
>Extended: 1955-1974
1980s kids
>Conservative: 1972-1981
>Extended: 1965-1984
1990s kids
>Conservative: 1982-1991
>Extended: 1975-1994
2000s kids
>Conservative: 1992-2001
>Extended: 1985-2004
2010s kids
>Conservative: 2002-2011
>Extended: 1995-2014
2020s kids
>Conservative: 2012-2021
>Extended: 2005-2024
2030s kids
>Conservative: 2022-2031
>Extended: 2015-2034
2040s kids
>Conservative: 2032-2041
>Extended: 2025-2044
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>>37876141
>born 1992
I now like to consider myself an early 00s kid because it makes me feel younger than I really am
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ballbusting stories/experiences/tales/questions
>2013-2015
>me and my gf made ballbusting videos on KITG
>Met a guy on their who loved the videos and also had a kink for financial domination
>would make videos and post pics and request 500-1000 dollars a video from him exclusively
>videos were available to everyone and he could watch for free
>used a huge chunk of that money to get my engineering degree
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>>37875801
>some virgin loser constantly makes ballbusting threads on /r9k/ with autistic regularity
>all the while pretending he has a gf
The experience has taught me that ballbusting inst nearly as cringe inducing as its fans.
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>>37875959
Why does ballbusting turn you so bitter. you always come to my thread. You dont filter it or ignore it. What brings you in here time and time again?
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>>37875801
Are you the ballbusting couples guy ?
Fedoras are awesome
Fedoras are awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs
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the fuck normies meme is now a normie meme which means all "robots" who aren't normies actually ARE normies!
you told the normies to get off your board, but now the normies are the board now
dont forget to by a t-shirt to really stick it to those dumb normies
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4VMpaaNJmM
FUCK NORMIES RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I WONT LET THE NORMIES OPPRESS ME
NORMIES OUT
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Why are people so afraid of being a pedophile? Normies I can understand, they care about nothing more than social approval. But outcasts are exactly the same way? Go to a loli thread on /a/ and you can find dozens of people who proudly masturbate to drawings of children, and who have no shame in identifying as a "lolicon" (which is the Japanese word for pedophile). But so many of them will absolutely recoil at the p-word.
How can this be? Why do the lowest of the low, who revel in existing outside of "normal" society, conform so vehemently to this one particular value despite all logic? How can one word have so much power?
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It's like how it's okay for black people to call each other "nigga" but it's not okay for a white guy to just walk up to them and just start calling them a bunch of "niggers." Just replace "nigga" with "lolicon" and "niggers" with "pedophiles." They just don't know you're one of them because you can't tell who you're talking to over the internet.
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>>37875768
I don't think that's it. I've seen "lolicons" swear up and down that they're not pedophiles. Like the ones who say things like "Real kids are disgusting, I hate them" who are obviously overcompensating.
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>>37875889
Those are the "Uncle Tom" lolicons who want to normalize it in the eyes of normalfags so they can be accepted by them. Basically the light skinned niggers telling the dark skinned niggers to get the fuck away from them so white people will take them in as one of their own.
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>you will never have a long and beautiful hair like pic
reeeeeeee
I HAVENT CUT MY HAIR FOR 8 MONTHS AND I LOOK LIKE A RETARD
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>>37875683
fyi that guy looks fuckin retarded
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>>37875683
My hair is way better.
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>>37875683
Nice alpenflage you fucking nigger
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>tfw blue-pilled beta coming around to the redpill
the redpill is the robot's ideology.
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>>37875666
What are you going on about neetie?
devil's trips
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>>37875720
bluepill beta means perishing, redpill fighting means surviving
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Why won't the damned post modernists clean their rooms?
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One of the things i really hate about /r9k/ is that young robots are always into the competition of who is the most loser of all (i can tell by the threads you fuckers make, i can tell most of you are underage or 18 yrs old).
I mean, most of us are depresed, anxious and kinda asocial but cmon' fellas, this is not the Autism Olympics, ITS A FUCKING FORUM.
GET YOUR SHIT DONE.
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>>37875630
get your normie shit out of here faggot
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>>37875641
look at me, i'm neet hurr durr i'm a robot look Mom!, look at me guys, fucking normies xD
Women are imbeciles!
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What is one supposed to do when one of the only things he wants to do is die but he is prevented from killing himself?
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>>37875618
>prevented from killing himself
in what way?
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>>37875618
Saber is dumb, but cool dumb, unlike Shirou/Archer.
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>>37876106
If I killed myself Saber might be disappointed. There's really only two things I care about, Saber and my death, but I care about Saber more than dying
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Are these the ultimate normie movies?
I know these are "just movies", but honestly, is this really what the life in a chad/normie is like?
People in these movies make friends so easily, hook up so easily, but why is it so hard in real life, and yes, I know they are "movies", but I swear every normie chad I went to school with had lives similar to the lives of the characters in these movies, especially the college films in the series.
Are these films basically a view into the lives of chads?
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I'd say the Fast & Furious series and the Michael Bay's Transformers series are even worse in terms of normieness.
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>>37875572
I used to like these movies but now they just make me sad.
Because it reminds me how i'm never going to experience any of this.
Finch is fucking great though.
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>>37876420
>Because it reminds me how i'm never going to experience any of this.
You make a great point, anon. This sort of shit just makes me sad. I've come a long way since high school (24 now), lost virginity, had multiple girlfriends, lead a normie-tier life (got fit, had surgery for my pectus excavatum, gained weight, the works) but no matter how hard I try and no matter what I achieve I will forever be damaged for missing out on all this shit. Teenage years, college, girls, parties....just everything that entails.
Feels bad, man.
I guess we were never meant to lead normal lives.
Please Jesus rapture when?
Christian anons its probably soon right?
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>>37875567
good luck with that sonny jim
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>>37875580
t-thanks anon, I will keep hoping
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What do you call this uncanny look?
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kikery
originalblox
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>>37875534
swinery