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I can't use this meme anymore because it has been co-opted by alt-right normies
to alt-right normies a "normie" is a liberal. they don't even know what it means because they themselves are normies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K7nJpH-B_s
does this look like a robot to you?
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Looks like Eliza in 10 years.
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>>37876378
only after 3 days nofap
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Old+tattoos
Nope
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Anyone else here ultimately terrified of dying?
I should rephrase, I worry that when I die, my life would have gone unlived, I will in all likelihood never get to travel, never lose my virginity, never start a family, never get to live. Each time my birthday rolls around I say the same damm thing, "this year it's gonna be different, this time I'm going to make some friends, get a GF" alas every year is the same. What would the point be in living through another 50 years of this shit? To go through the monotny of day to day life, each and every day identical to the last?
I think it highly plausable I end up killing myself within the next few months, I don't know if I am psychologically able to bear another 50 or so years of this wretched isolation.
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>>37876365
if there are no higher powers in existence when you die it will be as if nothing ever existed from your perspective- and your perspective is the only thing that matters.
ultimately nothing really matters.
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I also feel like if I die my life would have been a failure
BUT, if there's more to life than this life, one failure is only a stepping stone towards success! Or perhaps away from it, which is what I am most terrified of.
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>want a gf
>average as fuck
>would have to settle for a 4-5/10 to actually do it
Anyone else going solo because they will literally never have the cream of the crop?
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>>37876320
Now thats just being a picky cunt m8
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>>37876320
yeah I am the same as you,
I am a 5.8 manlet so my gf has to be shorter than this, which will make her look like a fucking child.
I am decent at anything other than my height
plus my family is filthy rich and I have a good job
but the reality is I have to settle for a 5-6 like you
so that makes me irritated from relationships. I just hire a hooker or find some random chick to fuck for one night rather than having a gf
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>>37876320
You're just as bad as a roastie
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So boys, how do you take your coffee?
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>>37876296
No cream, no sugar, no splenda so basically black. I started to drink it that way to be edgy but now love it that way. It really is an acquired taste
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If I'm at home;
>big mug of Aeropress or V60 filter coffee, self-ground for the morning
>Nespresso double-shot in the afternoon, usually a darker roast / robusta blend
If I'm out;
>flat white or half-americano
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>>37876296
Black, because I'm a fat fuck and don't want to drink my calories
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Am I the only one who thinks Facebook COO sheryl sandberg is really fucking hot?
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>>37876295
Looks pretty average to me, not seeing it.
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>>37876295
maybe it's because she's a woman in power who isn't completely hideous
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>2nd day working at McDonald
>manager hasn't given me my uniform
>tells me I can't work today until she gets it
What the fuck? They let me work the first day without uniform why not now? Should I take this to the Equal employment opportunity commission?
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lol dum wagie
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>"A-anon!! I told you to knock before entering you dork! You forgot on purpose, didn't ya?!"
>"Well, since you got to see my boobs it's only fair that I get to see your dick! Whip it out!"
What do you do?
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I guess I'll just show it
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>>37876256
stop being a faggot because this only happens in chinese bootleg cartoons
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this would be me within 2 seconds desu
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Guys i am so freaking happy and stressed out right now, my heart won't stop racing.
I just found my long lost 342 bitcoins from the old days when i was mining 24/7 like a fool thinking i'm so cool, then i gave up because i thought it was a joke.
But i finally recovered the data from my old formatted drive i gave to my grandma, it was hell recovering it, i had to pay almost 1k to a forensic company to do it, but I FUCKIN DID IT AND I"M SO EFFIN RICH.. NEET FOREVER WOOOOOHOOOO.
With around 900k USD i can buy a country house far away from the normiescum, get some cows and chickens and vineyards and be self-sufficient and independent.
What else should i spend it on?
Also i'd like to help out a few of my r9k brothers, coz i know how it feels, but only if you're a wageslave, and your life is unbearable enough and you have suicidal thoughts. No coins for neets, because they've had it easy while most of us suffer.
So post your wallet addresses and your life situation and i'll give some to help you.
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invest in more cryptocurrencies
I have a chronic disorder that prevents me from working but the feds don't think it's bad enough to get disability for
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need shekels to get my own neet dwelling, help me neet, your our only hope.
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>>37876241
tfw you're a cripple and you consider suicide multiple times a day, but you're not a wageslave
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Have you ever thought that being a robot is like constructing a ladder to climb on, then the purpose is to throw away the ladder after you have climbed it? Don't you ever think that /r9k/ and being a robot is a game that must be played, but whose true objective is to overcome the game itself, i.e. after having been a robot, quit 4chan and experience the most of life? As if /r9k/ is a game whose objective is to overcome the game itself?
>tfw throwing away the /r9k/ ladder
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>>37876214
OP here.
Wittgenstein robot
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Fucking hell.
I lost the game.
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>>37876321
fucking noob. Get on my level.
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So robots,
How do you feel when crush addresses you as "bro" ? Is there any chance left to make her your gf
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>>37876208
>having a crush
put women into two categories anon
1 - women you want to fuck
2 - women you don't want to fuck
crushes are for children
Why do men decide to raise children who aren't their own ? I can get it if the guy is divorce and already has kids (ie where they are both used goods) but why do they do it when they have no kids of their own ?
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to boof I have no idea.
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My mom already had a baby when she met my dad. He raised her kid and in return got two kids of his own and a stable marriage out of it. Idk, seems like a dumb decision to have made, but he doesn't regret it at all and they seem happy for the most part.
I guess beta-ness runs in the family
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takes a REAL MAN to raise ANOTHER MAN'S CHILD
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>drunk last night
>deleted a few pics from my pictures folder
>somehow deleted my entire folder and emptied recycling bin before realising
how the fuck do I get my years and years of r9k reaction images back
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http://www.piriform.com/recuva
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> tfw you cannor understand english speech or talk in english, only merely write/read
> FUKKKEN DISCORD/SKYPE NORMIES!!! GTFO !!!111
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vocal conversation is instantly stupider than written exchange
oralfags like to think they're improving their sociableness on their way to becoming the normies they deeply envy
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>tfw I'm one of the only people on this board who isn't a chad/stacy/normie
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>>37876147
Reminder that only third world robots can be true robots
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no, it's just that normalfags are loud and like to pretend anyone gives a shit about their thoughts
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>he didnt get the memo
anyone who posts on this board IS a normie, third worlders and robots included