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>not being a billionaire living a comfy life in dubai with a baby and a hot wife
>in your mothers basement or on your cheap iphone shitposting on a chinese jpeg forum
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KEEP SWIPING RIGHT ON TINDER AND KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT NEETS MY POCKETS GET FATTER AND FATTER THANSK TO YOU KEKS
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>>37878252
The UAE is dry
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>>37878252
>owner of tinder
>on /r9k/
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>>37878270
but its free from cucks and niggers, you are only surrounded by redpilled muslims and people with money
being in the UAE or being able to go anywhere is truly living the dream
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>mom held me down and pinched my testicles instead of spanking as a punishment
Was this child abuse or is it really not that different from spanking?
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thats child sexual abuse
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>>37878269
No. That's bait, silly
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Thats abuse. Jesus just thinking about someone pinching my testicales makes me squirm.
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Hey guys! How's your 4channing going?
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It's pretty good my dude! Been looking at all these dank memes! Aren't I edgy for using 4chan amirite?
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>>37878227
Another le redditor? *psst*... what time does the narwhale bacon?
Glad I'm not the only one browsing the chon!
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>>37878227
checked nice trips
praise kek
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I finally got a bf, how do I keep him? How can I be the perfect gf? We haven't kissed yet should I kiss him? How do I make him happy? How do I emotionally stable when he's busy and ignoring me?
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You should try being yourself.
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How dare you use His image in vain
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Also 9231chan. If you don't know,now you know nigga
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>reply to someone
>misspell something
>they point it out
>close thread and never go back
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>>37878212
Just say English isn't your first language, dummy
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>>37878224
>lie for damage control because you misspell a word
Sad, AND pathetic
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Well, dicklets of /r9k/, are you up to the challenge?
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Why would I take time to upgrade something I'll never use?
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>>37878189
This shit doesn't work I'm pretty sure.
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>>37878189
the real question is, does it actually work?
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>tfw don't have a terminal illness
Is there a worse feeling?
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actually having a terminal illness IMO, we'll all die eventually, whats the rush? If you want to die then you're free to do whatever you want, death is the great motivator, you shouldn't want to spend the last months of your life shriveling up, why not live every day as if it were your last and put yourself out there
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>>37878599
Dubs of truth originallio
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Hey, yo, Anon! Guess what? .... Fuck you!
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Gee willikers a fucking autist !
I thought you all were wiped out in the purge !
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Started selling my ADD meds to buddies
Vyvanse, not aderall
>its more or less the same but less addicting and its purely a focus drug unlike aderall that can get you high
Ive been selling 3 pills for 5$
Is my price too low or what?
If so what would you guys pay for it.
>pic unrelated
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when i was selling them i did 1 pill for $4 bucks. Vyvanse 40mg
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>>37878106
Adderal usually goes for 5 bucks per pill from what I remember. So vyvanse should go for the same amount I guess.
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Enjoy your felony charges
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can you really blame normies for being normies?
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>>37878100
yes, they have agency, they can be blamed for literally everything they do
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>>37878100
>can you really blame normies for being normies?
I blame myself for their actions
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>>37878100
Can you blame me for having jungle fever?
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>/lit/ btfo's another booktoober pseud
>>>/lit/9664590
https://youtu.be/3gIFqBdRsvE
once again /lit/ has scurred another bright young lady off the internet
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A cute gril looks towards your direction, what DO you DO?
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Put my head down and try to ignore it by going on my phone so it looks like I'm busy
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Wave and say high if I'm close enough
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>>37878086
Puff my chest out, turn to my left and stare intently into this distance. Cough or grunt to get her attention. Prepare a smile but try and make it seem like I just smile alot because I'm a happy, sociable guy. Catch her eye, look away before she does. Another day, another victory.
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How are your families?
Did they emotionally abuse you?
I just had a moment with my mother, she was doing her "my feelings are hurt for no reason so i'm gonna deny the favor you where right in the middle of doing, gonna destroy some objects and then i'm gonna give up on doing something good for myself to make you feel bad" routine.
I grabbed her, forced her to stop, told her this family and her are gonna make me kill myself, i knelled on the ground crying and shaking and asked her, if she loves me, why does she do these things, instead of getting the result i wanted, hearing that she's sorry and loves me, i only had her tantrum be shorter length and her feeling countered and foiled.
She still took the opportunity to say she's no longer going to see the dentist about her ongoing dental treatment.
I just want to die, i want it so much, everyday, all day long.
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You don't even have a psycho tier mother my dude. Breaking down and crying like that broke through to her human side. My parents would laugh at me and call me a faggot if I did something like that. In fact my mother told earlier that I was "Disgusting in every way" and I laughed in her face.
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>>37878082
She sounds like one of those venomous snakes that poison the conversation in the most shady, unaccusable way. Become independent, shell have no power over you, you can still give her the benefit of the doubt without her being able to manipulate you because "you're her son" and she's an innocent old woman
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>>37878169
Sorry man, they sound insufferable.
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Why do these women like to degrade themselves? Why do girls so pretty, that look so pure, decide to do this sort of shit?
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more pics
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Not enough pics
Shcukwn
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I wish I was born here instead the United States of Degeneracy. These people seem genuinely among the happiest people on the planet. The government gives them everything, and all they ask in return is they praise the leaders who gave them their happiness.
I don't think they realise how great they have it compared to us in the degenerate, decaying West. We give them "freedom" (freedom to suffer) and capitalism, and maybe then DPR Koreans will realise how great it was.
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Nice meme there kiddo
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Join Ancapistan faggot
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>>37878039
>These people seem genuinely among the happiest people on the planet.
That's because marijuana is legal by default, and crystal meth is popular amongst the wealthy there.
If you want legal weed just move to Canada next year.