what do you guys think about my satirical meme image?
Looks nice and satirical OP.
I'm all geared up and ready to go
You look set to do some very satirical things OP. Mind telling us what ironic actions you have planned?
>its another "all my so called friends ignore me" episode,with guest stars such as "too bummed out to masturbate" and "talk to the cat,he'll listen!"
>it's a scared pepe uh oh I got into an embarassing situation please respond to my thread thread
>being this clingy for human contact
no wonder they are dodging you , you sound annoying lol
>>37878742
>embarassing situation
>implying this only happens periodically
>what's wrong, white boy? You said you wanted this
Bitch wtf you talking about
>>37878712
>what's wrong nigger I thought you wanted this?
WHATS WRONG BROTHER I THOUGHT YOU WANTED THESE 7 INCH PYTHONS
IM SOOOOOO FAARRRRRRRR AWAYYYYYYYYYY
IVE BEEN CHANGING
BUT YOU WILL NEVER SEE ME NOW
AND NOW IM GONNA BLAME YOUUUU FOR
EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGG
SWITCHBLADES..COCAINE...
GOTHBOICLIQUE MAKE A HOE SHAKE...
CANT KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTSS...
>>37878787
NAH NIGGA AYYYY
this thread is for anons who fucking hate their siblings and have no interests in repairing the relationship they once had with them.
>this thread is for shitty people or people that have shitty people for siblings
>>37878707
Having a shitty sibling is something a robot can't control
>>37878707
>spot the shitty sibling: easy mode
I just bought an iPhone 6s, Bose speakers, and other stupid shit. My bank account hasn't been this low in about a year.
>bose speakers
I shouldn't expect anything less out of someone bragging about $1600 worth of saved up autism bux
>not wisely investing you autismbux in a diverse portfolio
who needs money when you have free time
They are keeping high quality red onions from us by limiting cultivars to maximize profit. If you look closely you will notice: government subsidies
I was this movie when I was 11, back in middle school? Why was high school not like this for us? Why were we lied to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAXaQrh7m1o
Do girls like nerdy guys?
>>37878597
>Nerdy
Yes.
>Nerds
Not so much.
>nerdy
ew, what a nerd
>not nerdy
ew, what a retard
They like Chads with glasses.
What are you listening to rbots?
apparently these
and currently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ7XZyUnmVg
not a regular Kanye listener. this is just in my library.
who fucking listens taylor swift on purpose. i cant even take it when she appears randomly in radio
>started wearing an eyepatch because I thought it looked cool
>actually got a girl to give me her number
>went out on a date once
>told her I lost my eye to sound edgy and mysterious
>she's really cool and likes vidya and anime and shit
>she wants to go out again
>don't want to lie to her anymore
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
>>37878580
You're a special kind of idiot aren't you?
>>37878580
Sounds like something out of an anime, talk to her a bit more to make her feel more attached to you and then apologize and say you were wearing it for a party or something and then you met her
>>37878580
Take off the eye patch and say you had laser eye surgery 10/10 no regrats
Do any of you have embarrassing/debilitating medical/psychological conditions that you wish you can get rid of?
NARCOLEPSY
AHHHHHH
you're all so fucking embarrassing lmao what is this garbage
Daily reminder that you're not a robot unless you have sprint
>>37878561
nigga idc just stop posting meeeee you're all so gay
>>37878579
>stop posting meeeeeeee
I'm not posting you?
go find someone and hug them
post happy results or stories because im sad
>>37858290
What makes you think that? Sort of a bold claim
>>37858499
He's been "working late" a whole bunch and he didn't even come home last night. My mom even slept with me last night and offered to let me sleep in bed with her again tonight because he's sleeping in a guest room. This was like fifteen minutes after a really awful shouting match I blocked out with headphones. They also don't really hug or kiss anymore. On top of that he bought a second phone "for work" a couple weeks ago that he tries really hard to keep away from everyone.
>>37858593
I wasn't at home anywhere when my dad was cheating on my mom but it sounds like you've got a lot of evidence that makes sense
Have you considered talking to him about it? Or your mom?
Your parents are humans, too, and they can talk about stuff.
>It's not my fault boys don't like you
I haven't stopped crying for forty minutes straight
>>37878544
What she isn't telling you is it's actually her fault boys don't like you.
>>37878595
She still should care! She knows how insecure I am and how I'm desperate for validation and she doesn't give a fuck! It's like I don't mean anything to her.
>>37878628
>It's like I don't mean anything to her.
I can see why.