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during this point in my life i had a girlfriend, even while being so downright ugly
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>>37881439
Matt??
(0rigin4l)
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>>37881439
bone structure > skin quality
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>>37881439
You just had/have acne, and that doesn't mean you're ugly
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Two rules.
Never hit on girls. The little-known first rule of hitting on girls. This doesn't mean don't approach them or chat them up. Approach girls constantly and openly (see below). But never do anything that triggers that little alarm in her mind, "he's hitting on me." If that alarm goes off before she's decided about you, you're done. Don't rehearse lines. Don't say, "I like you". Don't corner them in an awkward situation, don't try to maneuver them into meeting again, don't plan an elaborate first date, don't back them into some first kiss. Don't do that. Do be magnanimous and open.
Be magnanimous. Judge your own behaviours by this word. George Clooney, Michael Caine, or Aaron Eckart in the first scene of "Thank you for Smoking" are the gold standard. Approach girls constantly and openly. Talk to them. Introduce yourself. Smile. Be nice. Laugh easily and laugh often. Then give them space. Move on to someone new. Approach men, too. Interact with people like their private parts don't matter. People are inherently interesting - talk to them for your amusement. Joke with the cashier girl. Talk to your postman about the weather. Ask the person waiting next to you at the bar whether to get Bud or the local thing. Some people will blow you off. Fine. Laugh. They're not on your level. Sometimes you'll embarass yourself. Fine. You're practicing. Laugh it off and say hello to another stranger. You're magnanimous.
That's the practical stuff. But honestly, man, don't worry about girls. Just do what you need to do to be proud of yourself. Go for a jog, wear clothes that fit, and get excited about a hobby. Girls don't matter, but you matter. Once you're happy with yourself, someone will fall in love with you. I promise.
Lifted straight off of reddit. Thoughts?
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>>37881406
>People are inherently interesting
Well now we know OP's full of shit
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>>37881406
Do you want practice socializing? Talk to salesman and pretend to be interested in buying something. Used car salesmen are the best.
Don't listen to PUA pep talk, especially on reddit. It's sad how they turn words like 'magnanimous' into jargon.
Finally, focus on earning money and maintaining good health. If you have money, you can always fuck a hooker, but if your only skill in life is picking up girls, you're going to be miserable in the end.
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This is a lot easier when youre drunk
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>go to sleep wanting to kill myself
>dream about meeting SUPERC U T Egirl
>hang out with her and talk until i wake up
>wake up wanting to live my life
This is it boys. I'll see you in Normieville.
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>Go to sleep
>Wake up
Fuck not again
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>>37881405
I had something similar happen to me.
> go to bed happy and carefree
> dream about accidentally committing vehicular manslaughter
> go to jail for 20 years
> wake up afraid to ever drive again
Fuck dreams man
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>>37881405
I recently dreamed that I was in a transgender bathtub and Tana Mongeau was in the tub with me giving me a hand job and I was talking to IDubbbz but he didn't see her for some reason. It was really weird because I hadn't seen any Tana/IDubbbz shit since 4 months ago.
>bored and curious
>look up old acquaintance online
>find out he's a sex offender doing time
I'm much more grateful now for my situation than I was a few minutes ago. Holy shit.
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>start lucid dreaming
>fucking oneitis in lucid dream on a cloud
>some random old guy kept flying around wanting to fuck me
>keep telling him to fuck off
>He comes back with more old people
>they take my oneitis and gang bang her
>get mad and wake up
Anyone have success with this shit?
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>>37881380
LITERALLY KEKED IN HIS DREAMS
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>cucked in his own dreams
How do you live man
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it's not a lucid dream then anon, you are in controll fully of the dream
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>be dreaming
>be wracked by guilt about something wrong that you did
>wake up
>still feel guilty
>but then remember that you didn't actually do it
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>stop smoking weed every day
>life begins to improve
who woulda thunk
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>quit smoking weed every day
>still end up binge eating thousands of calories
fuck
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Who here /costco pizza/
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I order from the local dominoes because they have a delivery girl.
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It's pretty good but not $10 good desu
When i do get it i like to fold the slice on top of itself and put parmesan in the middle
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>>37881291
that would be enough for me to NOT want to order from there.
when ordering pizza i usually pay online with my paypal and add a message to leave the pizza at the door.
i also put a physical note on the door also, in case they didn't see the message.
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Mom, STOP calling me handsome. I am not.
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>>37881270
at this point i just feel like she's mocking me
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She's saying it to convince herself more than you. She hasn't excepted you won't bring her children yet
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>>37881270
But you are handsome anon
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>Works at a gentleman's club but doesn't say it's a strip club
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Everybody, and I mean ABSOLUTELY everybody, knows it's just a fancy word for strip club
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>>37881262
One of my FB friends had it on her profile and I asked if she used to be a stripper. She said no and wondered why I asked
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>>37881308
>trusting a woman to admit that she's a former totallynotawhore
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Realest Rappers?
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Am I the only one that see artists and other "popular" people on social media as perfect? Like this artist for an example they have literal thousands of followers and I believe in my mind their personal life is perfect and it pisses me off because they are about to make online friends that pretty much helped them get where they are today. It really pisses me off. I'm ready to FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.
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>>37881204
ayo fool why you hate them for? just because they have all that doesn't mean you can get it too
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I mean what has this person done to you to make them hate them? Did they say your drawings were shit? C'mon man. Nowadays people hate other people for no reason at all other than because they're "popular".
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>>37881269
For some people high school and its mentality never end. Usually the people posting this are also in, or barely out of high school, which makes it understandable to some degree.
>i overdosed
>should've known your love was a game
>now I can't getcha outta muh brain
>Ooh it's such a shame
>we don't talk anymore
>we don't we don't we don't
>what was all of it for?
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Give me your U.S. (only) addresses robots, I'm gonna order a pizza and have it delivered to your door.
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tfw live too far from pizza place for delivery
You wanna email me a pizza hut giftcard m8?
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>>37881189
What's stopping me or anyone else just giving you a completely random address?
>>37881288
Kek
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>when you're losing an argument and you hope another anon will come in and help defend you but no one does
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>>37881176
if you know youre losing an argument maybe you should listen to what the other person has to say.
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>taking shitposting this seriously
>cant argue against literal autists
i think you kys immediately OP
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>he doesnt samefag to the point where he tottally forgets about it