My love life's DOA.
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>got into a huge fight with my older sister the other day
>tell her I don't love her in the heat of the argument without thinking
>tfw it visibly hurt her and we haven't spoken to each other at all in 3 days and I even saw her crying in her room today
I wasn't prepared for these feels, why do I feel like such a scumbag piece of shit?
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>>37881808
Say sorry and hug her in that order.
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>>37881808
If you're white just fuck her
If not just fucking shoot her
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>>37881808
you have to fuck your sister anon
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>started wearing a original itachi headband because I thought it looked cool
>actually got a girl to wrote me down her jutsu
>went out on ramen once
>told her I lost my sharingan when i was a kid
>she's really cool and likes vidya and anime and shit
>she wants to go out again
>don't want to use my genjutsu anymore to make her go out with me
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
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>>37881769
You have to be the single most attractive male on the entire fucking planet.
If anyone else pulled this autistic Naruto shit around a female....
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first thing gtfo you're a normie now
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>>37881769
Just fucking close you fucking dickhead. Roleplay a little bit, put your back into it, and escalate. If it doesn't work, it doesn't work, but JUST. FUCKING. TRY.
Don't try and steer the conversation, just dance.
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Hey lads, /fit/ here.
So I was genuinely enjoying the beta uprising, but can't help but notice its been slowing down for the last year or so, except for Randy Stairs deciding to sperg out so he could live in cartoon heaven.
Whats with the decreased action, guys? Did you all find renewed purpose in that gay Kekistan shit or is this a "Christmas Truce" kind of moment?
Help me understand your ways.
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If you could choose what you reincarnate as, what would it be, /r9k/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13254404
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>>37881756
>people choosing to be robots or """"""""fembots"""""""
Normies. All of you.
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>>37881756
The most alpha chad
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>>37881756
Cyborg master race, nothing beats it
>Okay, Mr. Anon. I can give you one more chance. But I'm serious. This is the eighth time you were late to bring the ball to me. I don't pay you to dilly-dally about like you're on break. You're not my only employee. Take Chad in accounting, for example. He not only brings me the paper EVERYDAY, and ON-TIME, but he also tells me what a good girl I am, and makes me earn my treats. You, on the other hand, repeatedly get my gender confused, and just lazily toss the dog food can at me like prison warden. You're on thin ice, mister. Just because I have a full office doesn't mean I don't look through new applicants every day. You're dismissed.
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lolYou have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>but he also tells me what a good girl I am
femdogs get OUT!! raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>37881751
>Not using gender neutered pronouns
Mr. Anon is a bad dog.
What's the last doujin you've fapped to brobrots?
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>>37881696
I just go through all the "tomgirl shota feminization" doujins on exhentai.
I literally can't fap to anything but hentai traps getting humiliated for being failed men.
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>>37881696
>tfw you recognize another anon's lewd pics
It was something in the same vein, but that particular one was in my one of my masturbation sessions this week
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Yoru No Kao Wa Enou Shounen. I'm getting too degenerate.
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Anyone of you guys or gals have the meme where it's a gondola but not a gondola with his hands together with the caption *concern* or *greatly conerned* above his head? Pls share it with me if you do, I've been looking for it for awhile and cant find it ;_;
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>>37881675
Like this one but he's got his hands together.
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>>37881675
Nvm, I found it. Life is strange but it is good.
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here you goooo
very much of orignal comment that i am writing :D:DDDD
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a nigger was livestreaming himself browsing the deep web. he didn't censor any of the links and even advertised them at one point. lets get his account terminated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEEAKc-7VCI
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>>37881656
Isn't there a certain board that would better suit your interests?
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We aren't your personal army faggot, take your stupid shit back to 2007.
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>>37881656
>*opens program*
>I'm hackerman, y'all!
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So heres a wacky story
When i was 5 or 6, I was watching my sis play gamecube, and she put her cup of water on the gamecube itself. I lost my shit. I was super worried that the cup would spill and the water would break the gamecube. For the next 4-5 years, I had reoccurring nightmares of the gamecube logo in agonizing pain and misery after being killed. It got to the point where I would make sure the tv was off when I turned on the gamecube to ensure I wouldn't see it. I was also scared of the credits of mario kart double dash, because they were driving straight towards me. So sometimes, the nightmares would clash together. I distinctly remember a dream where the mario gang drove over the gamecube logo, and it layed there, red and breathing extremely heavily. While my dreams where all I saw were the logo stopped when I was like 10/11, I had dreams with similar themes until I was like 14
Anyone else ever have shit like this happen to them?
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That is hella interesting OP, dreams are some crazy shit
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>>37881653
>Played F-22 Interceptor on the Genesis when I was about 4 or 5
>Never played long enough, would die once or twice before I got frustrated and turned it off to swap it for Sanic
>One time I decide to actually try sit through it and beat the game
>Finally die enough times
>Game over screen pops up (pic related)
>Scream and run out of the room
>Had to get my mom to turn off the console for me because I was afraid to go back in my room
>Never touch the game again until I was about 9 or so, but never beat it because better games were already out by then
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>>37881653
Sounds fucking crazy if real. I kek'd a little bit reading this.
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My gay dog won't get off my fucking bed. Whenever I try to move him or push him off he growls and jumps back on. What the fuck do I do??
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>>37881634
get cuddly with him
he just wants some love bro
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>>37881634
Put him back down and punish him for growling at you.
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>>37881634
Start disciplining that retarded furball. He lives under your roof and you feed him, make him respect you.
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>Watch porn addiction documentary
>Here comes a story
>Roastie dated a Chad who was addicted to porn
>"I fell in love with those blue eyes but now all I wanted to do was stab them with a knife"
>"Everytime he touched me it made me cringe like I wanted to cut his hands off"
>"The real victims here were me and my children"
>Divorces him in 2008 and got remarried to someone else in 2011
Christ. Why are women such self entitled cunts?
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Because they're overprivileged. You can have sex with them and if they weren't satisfied, they can get you jailed for rape and ruin your whole life. They really have too much power.
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>>37881625
what can you fucking do?
first, i gave up on women thinking it meant something.
then i just gave up
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>marry subhuman numale who reveals they have a massive porn addiction
>selfish and entitled for divorcing him
Come the fuck on, even you can't be this retarded, OP.
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>AYO WHITE BOI THROW ME A FREESTYLE
what do?
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>>37881622
Okay, okay, yuh, yuh, yuh
Choosing file like it's 95
Drinking whiskey going one oh none
She said she was in it for the long run
Shit, blow up, hop out, pull up a gu, end it
What's life without a little fun
Now these two niggas try tryna end me
Take a chill pill, stop questioning my lyracy
Drop top and now it's lunacy
Eat that ass and it's heresey
pull it back, why my at Hershey's
Damn that's nasty, let's get back on track, ignore the randy
I'd say something about guns and shit
But I only talk about what's real to me
Only write about myself are you feeling me?
My flow a little slow, take it down low, sit back enjoy the breeze and relax
stuck on penicillin and xanax
name's grayson, now wontcha please fuck outta my way
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YEEAAH NIGGA SHOUTOUT TO MY NIGGAS >>37881622 AND >>37881718
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>/r9k/ at school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA8rhf2KVzs
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>2011
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUUUSE TONIIIIIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
AND WE GON MAKE YOU LOOOOOOOSE YOUR MIND
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sorrrry for paaarrrty rooockkking
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meditation is a fucking meme
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>>37881611
Does this mean that Buddhist monks are the word's most dedicated group of shitposters?
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>>37881629
no, people just shitpost on their behalf
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>>37881611
Learn how to remove yourself from the situation. Envision yourself as an outside entity observing yourself and you can lessen the severity of emotions.