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>tfw fapping to a visual representation of a character in a novel I'm writing
Would you consider this odd even by "robot" standards?
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>>37882278
Oddity is only a peculiarity of the human mind. The human mind is so fucking strange it would not surprise me if your oddity were a normality in some cultures
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Literally everyone masturbates to fantasy
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>>37882328
I understand not how that was original dear non robotic everyday human
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>oneitis casually brings up her boyfriend mid conversation again
Life is suffering
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>oneitis casually mentions how hot random guys are and how she wants their number
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>oneitis forces you to watch her getting gangbanged by 5 black guys and eat up the cum from her pussy when they're done
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>>37882279
>oneitis tell me she reconciled with her bf
>oneitis uses me (this morning) to help her pass her exams
I am really lonely and I crave attention so I'm willing to put up with all of that.
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>2017
>women
Is it even unironically worth it anymore?
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>>37882271
i gave up on women thinking it meant something
but the normies kept norming. nothing ever changes. its just one generation after the next doing the exact same things over and over again to infinity and beyond.
no one has ever cared for the robot and the robot has always existed. the only difference is you have the internet now and robots are able to develop their own subculture.
the truth is the world is kind of fucked up. some of us will never make it.
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>>37882271
This is what happens when you liberate women.
Reap what you sow.
As for me I'm waiting for robot waifus to completely replace women.
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>>37882271
My gf cheated on me, and just a week ago I met a girl who cheated on her boyfriend with me. Thats what they do.
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Girls like guys who work ou-
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Your end goal in life shouldnt involve females,stupid faggot idiot.
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>>37882226
Honestly, top right and bottom right are fine, the rest are JUST.
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>>37882261
lmfao at this cope
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I've seen almost all Pixar movies, but the Cars Trilogy I've avoided.
Am I missing much?
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>>37882209
Its pretty funny and the sequel isn't as terrible as sequels usually are. I can't fucking stand kids movies so if you like other pixar movies you'll definitely like cars.
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>>37882209
it's a good way to spend your time, the sequel is hit or miss with people i didn't really like it but it's not unwatchable.
GOATS are monster university, the incredibles, inside out, and finding nemo
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>>37882209
You can't go wrong with Owen Wilson and Cars 3 is shaping up to be a long awaited return to the series' roots after the abortion that was 2.
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finally got my license at 19. just wanted to go for a small trip in the car that my parents gave me. It's a lovely night and yeah.
turns out the clutch doesn't engage properly or some shit. basically my car doesn't actually move when I accelerate. currently waiting on my dad to come tow me with the jeep.
first thing that goes right for me this year, my license, has just become a shitty experience that I have to use my dad for help with.
not my fault the old ass car is shit tho I guess.
at least the stars and sky are fucking amazing out here.
how's your night, r9k?
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Life is what you make it, call me a normie, I don't give a flying fuck, words don't define this experience one bit anyways
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>>37882208
why the nonon .jpg?
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>>37882233
uh o-oh
nice digits
>>37882240
I like Nonon and had nothing else worth posting on my phone.
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What would you say to these girls if given the chance?
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>>37882200
Suck my dick with a condom on, bitch, my dick with a what, ooooh
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tea and coffee is a diuretic and isn't good for a day in the sun. stay hydrated with water
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Ask if they wanted to party and offer a xanax
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Why are black weebs always weirdos?
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>>37882177
imagine all the negative attributes that lead white people to become weebs and then add in an extra layer of oppression
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>>37882177
and the name of the bitch is?
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>>37882177
why do I feel secondhand embarrassment when I see black weebs?
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Don't put that in your butt.
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Did he off himself yet? Literally known to the world as the cuck
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>>37882142
No. The girl and her are now "gucci"
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How important is privacy to you robots?
You end up in a relationship, do you insist on keeping a level of privacy?
Can they use your phone/PC? Look through it? Have all your passwords?
Where do you draw the line? Why? Are you hiding anything?
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>>37882137
I'm rarely in a relationship but if I find a good one it doesn't fucking matter to me. They can see my history and phone. They can use my Crunchyroll and Netflix. The only line would be my finances. They stay away from my bank account.
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>>37882170
Id be worried if someone wanted my banking info etc. But would also find it strange if someone openly gave me access to their money.. would be a red flag
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Never would do any of these things for a girl
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I take your hand you you take mine
Together we can be free
Free from this monster
The monster that is the Interwebs
Vileness and scum lurk in the corners
And everywhere you look is porn
Maybe it is time to disconnect
Maybe it is time, time for revolution
For fire and flame shall claim lives
And Muslims will fuck your wives
And everyone is appalled by the gay guys
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>>37882131
I say my poetry shall male history
And there shall always be a mystery
Of why my words sound so harsh
Maybe because I grew up in the marsh
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I wonder how long my words can string together for making the perfect original non-original run on sentence that goes forever for and through mountains of shit and rivers of heroin needles
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I made my mark and now I bid thee farewell to the other places on the chinz nets
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Hey Robots,
My name is Caleb. I'm an aspiring fashion consultant that would like to help you guys out. I can help you dress like a normie to fit in, better than a normie and in any sub genre you want (Prep, Streetwear, Norecore, SLP Aesthetic, etc) Please feel free to add me on discord if this interests you. And just remember, GIRLS LOVE FASHION!!
Now I have a few requirements for you.
-Have a little money to spend on new clothes and shoes right now
-Have an actual interest in improving the way you dress
-Be over 5'8
-Have a bmi under 30
Pic from Saint Laurents fw 15 show. (I will not try to get you to dress like this unless you really like it, not many can pull it off)
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Someone on linked me to this and told me to bump it up. I fucking hate that guy.
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I want to but i hate the gays
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Forgot to say my discord is Cahhleb#1730
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Does anyone else enjoy pulling female tricks on females?
>be addicted to psychological warfare
>slowly build up trust and friendship with sluts/ roasties
>they begin to tell me all their secrets, fears, the works
>gradually make them fall in love with me
>all of a sudden, drop contact
>every message they send, leave on seen
>every call they make, decline it
>see you in the streets? Ignore them
>watch the desperation as they lose the one good friend they have betray them
>because you know they would eventually do the same
Who else /preemptive strike/ here?
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Have any of you ever had forcey-fun-time with a girl, or something bordering on it? If so, tell your story here.
I had woken up before my gf and so, started playing with her pussy and ass like I usually do when she's asleep. However this time I was really horny, so after about 8 minutes of gently wrestling off her shorts and panties, I spread her legs and started fucking her. She woke up about halfway through and had the greatest look of confusion/shock/arousal ever. After I came, we both went back to sleep. It didn't feel very wet since she obviously wasn't aroused before hand, but the psychological thrill of basically raping her made it feel incredible. She said it was fine after.
Pics not her obviously.
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>gf
Not rape dude
Get of r9k
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>>37882053
Dude, that's fucking messed up.
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>>37882076
Would you complain about a girl waking you up with a blow job or by riding you?
She said she enjoyed it afterwards anyway.