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iktf, this is exactly me.

I started learning meepo recently, good hero

>>37883243
I was done after they decided to nerf meepo because there was 10 players abusing him to 7k, and the nerf only effected 3 players effectively. Then they nerfed every hero I liked into the ground.

>>37882971
Nope, lolis were meant to groped

All conditioning is immoral m8o
That's why reality sucks so bad

But that is especially bad op.

>>37882971
it's fine, just don't get caught

>gas station clerk in the ghetto
>guy comes in almost every day to buy beer and cigarettes (nothing new, probably 50% of my customers i see at least once a week. everyone needs cigs, booze rolling papers etc)
>he's an older man, high and tight haircut, shirt is always tucked in ans he always wears combat boots
>try to make conversation, he speaks very quietly and stammers when i ask him how his day is
>wouldn't look me in the eyes and generally seemed nervous so i figure he might just be an awkward dude
>every time he purchases something he lets me keep the change, usually $2-$8 which is great considering i don't make that much
>continue trying to get to know him and always ask him about his day, figure it's the least i can do since he helps me out a lot despite never really talking to me
>one day after i finish out his transaction see him pull something out of his wallet
>he's handing me an extra $5 bill as a tip
>there's something else in his hand
>it's a picture of a girl, maybe 15, who looks a lot like me, same facial structure, hair, glasses
>he explains its the anniversary of his daughters death and even though it's been almost a decade he still feels pain as raw as when he first found out
>i'm terrible with words but offer my condolences because outliving a child seems like the worst thing a human could experience
>if i was right about her age she wouldn't have been that much older than me right now
>realizes that he's trying to care for me because he probably sees a little of his late daughter when he looks at me
>cry in my car after my shift ends

i actually have a lot of stories, ghetto gas stations are one of the most entertaining places to work especially if you work evenings and overnights like i do. never a boring day there.

also op, fuck those bitches. they're wasting away time doing nothing of consequence while you're gettin money and getting paid. seriously, they sound absolutely pathetic you honestly have to pity them. stay strong fellow wagie

I used to work at a water park owned by the city. Because they technically were government owned, I got hired at 14yo and whatever the federal minimum wage was at the time (the state minimum wage was a few dollars extra). Anyway.
>cooking pizzas
>walk over to walk in fridge for more ingredients and shit
>this old ass lady is following my coworker (Kenny) around
>nobody knew who she was
>Kenny starts to notice and walks in different directions to make sure she's following him
>she keeps rambling about her daughter or some shit under her breath
>he tries to lure her away
>I shit you not she fucking pisses her pants
>it smelled like asparagus or some shit
>he runs outside the back door and she follows
>he runs back inside and blocks the door with empty boxes
>everyone in the kitchen is laughing their asses off

>>37883355
Do you have any other stories, Anon? Also, does that guy still go there?

>>37882932
Just do ass to ass

why not just go to a gay club

>>37882924
this shit belongs on /biz/ not /r9k/

>>37882882
what do the voices say?

>>37882987
Nothing I can understand, just faint whispering.

Would you want to date a fat screaming faggot such as yourself? Ask yourself that first.

do you realise some girls care about personality first? ofc you dont because you have neither looks nor personality.

>>37882964

>Do all girls really want Chads with perfect bodies?

preferably.

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>group of girls walk by my house
>they're walking side by side because they're black

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>its a teens drinking, spraying graffiti and yelling swears in the park next to my house episode

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>>37882777

My friend's sister is constantly posting stuff like this for her photography classes.

I have a feeling this could potentially turn into a very depressing thread.

Awoken as in what?
Do you mean when you realize that you've wasted your life and potential and that it doesn't really matter anyway, because nothing matters, but that's not enough because it implies that you're not allowed to complain, but not being able to complain drives you insane and the despair of being helpless and realizing that there's no point in complaining, because others have complained already and it's fueling a painful type of despair where it feels like your mind wants to run away, but your body is holding it, but it's not like there's anywhere for your mind to run towards and then you just want to lie down and die, but that never happens?

>>37883838
You sound like you should write, or paint, or make music.

>>37882931
if youre asking then it probably wont happen

Be patient that's all

Bee yourself

Origenul

>>37882702
Because Chad is rad.

>>37882702
they possibly think he is unique or something for thinking that way.
you know, being unique and rebellious to current standards of thinking.

Don't you fucking dare to let that commie speak. Challenge his views.

Stick your entire tounge in. It will be weird and disgusting if it will be only half way through. Also, lick behind her teeth, that way your tounge won't just hang in there. Every second or so take your tounge out and move one centimeter from her face to take a breath. You don't want to breath in her face.

>>37882969
I am kidding, I never made out with anyone. I want to die

just go with the flow OP

my first was pretty chill and I just went along with it

Sucks to be you. Best option now is to burn down your house.

>>37882866
They suck man, I was not affected by them but had to get an exterminator to get rid of them (and throw away mattresses and bedframes)

>>37882928
OH and forgot the most important thing. FIND THEIR HARBOURAGE SITE!!! I found one hiding right under the heater and you could see a couple adults with white babies, blast that shit away and seal any holes up with wall paste. Never had them since a year later.