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some of you are all right dont cum to school tomorrow
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>be me
>Going to school. Shitty life. I want to kms.
>get tf cumed on
>kms.mp4
>tfw pillow princess gf
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>got up at 330am
>sitting in the parking lot waiting to go inside and clock in
I'm tired of being a wage slave but I dare not go in without smiling or my boss punish me
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It's better than sitting at home doing nothing. You'll make some money. Be occupied.
Proves you can be responsible and dependable
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>>37883488
But all the NEETS on here say that they don't sit at home doing nothing. They say they are all involved in self improvement, learning a language or writing a novel.
Are they lying?
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>>37883521
I guess most of them are just sitting in front of computer all day browsing 4chan / watching anime / playing vidya / fapping / thinking about suicide or why they don't have a gf.
Nothing productive, as you see
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> tfw trying to get the last 400 dollars to pay off debt
> no more job
> can't find anything
> not sure what to do, since the amount is quite small overall, but I can't JUST get it out of nowhere
> severe autism and social retardation made me lose multiple jobs now and I can't find another one in time
What are some ways to make that amount in under 24 days?
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Get fucked in the ass for money.
I hope you're skinny.
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>>37883341
Beg for bitcoins on bitcoins threads :^)
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>>37883370
No. I'm hairy, not that skinny and couldn't pass as a trap. Not even a cute femboy.
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Most people sleep about 7-8 hours every night. This leaves 16-17 hours awake each day. Or about 1000 minutes.
Lets think about these 1000 minutes as a hundred 10 minute blocks. Thats what you wake up with every morning.
How do you ration your 10 minute blocks? What do you do, for how long?
Ration one day now, lets see how you spend your precious little time on this world.
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*existential sweating*
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I sleep 16 hours a day. When I'm not sleeping I shitpost, do drugs, eat, wallow in self-pity and listen to sad music. I am very depressed.
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pls respondo originato
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>having sex without a condor
>current year
Do you WANT to catch AIDS?
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>>37883222
I never fuck without my condor present.
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>>37883222
At this point I honestly don't care fampai
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>>37883300
i opened this thread to wait for this reply
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How do I deal with the fact that I'll never have a girlfriend ?
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You don't. It will always be there. One of the reasons why people go to war.
To forget.
And to die.
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Practice celibacy.
Not meme celibacy like "I watch filthy shemale porn videos on my computer every night but I don't put my dick in vaginas, so I'm a celibate" celibacy
But genuine celibacy where you quieten your desires and remove lust from your life. Quit porn. Quit sexual fantasy. And your life will improve.
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>>37883264
And to kill other men and take their wives and daughters. Don't forget that one
Who here /spybot/? Recently found a new hobby of going out late at night and seeing what I can see through neighbors windows. Nothing too interesting yet but man it sure gives me a nice thrill.
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>>37883203
when i do this kind of stuff i start realising that most of people have no hobby/interests except watching TV, it scares that so much "people" are just NPC
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>>37883203
If you do this. Sincerely Fuck off !!
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>>37883732
I've been realizing that as well. I've got lucky a few times and watched an old guy changing his clothes and another time an old guy getting drunk by himself talking to himself but those were the only good spies so far. Going out tonight, hopefully see something good. Heh
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does anyone else feel like sleeping is their only real escape or coping mechanism
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No, oversleeping makes me even more depressed. Waking up at 6PM, it's so wasteful, another wasted day of the "prime" days of my life. Also sleeping too much causes headaches to me. I try to wake up at 12, it's not too early but not too late.
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It's one of many. But the most effective one. But is sometimes ruined by shit dreams.
I hate the time between doing something and being asleep. It ruins my mind and then I don't sleep
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The opposite. I skip sleep when I'm depressed and just dick around in the computer instead.
Like right now. Fuck life.
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>literally ALL the other boards make fun of /r9k/
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>>37883169
even /r9k/ makes fun of /r9k/
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>>37883169
>implying /lit/ is intelligent
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>>37883291
This. /tg/ is the place to go for literature recommendations and actual storytelling.
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Would you have sex with little girls if it was legal?
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They'd probably reject me for pedo Chad.
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>>37883155
Short answer no. I'd have to fend them off with a stick but no.
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>>37883155
Maybe if they looked like that
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I'm getting too depressed to even make threads, this will be my last now i will just lurk
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I don't give a fuck anon. You could behind the threads I hate.
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What's the best thread you ever made?
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>>37883202
I dont know they were all pretty shit
But usually someone replied because i used jonathan brandis as the pic
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Let me tell you guys the story of how I became a normie and how I still hate myself.
>be 3 years ago
>only girl I ever care about leaves me because I have no steady job, drink and she doesn't really care about me
>for most of these 3 years she keeps calling me and when it feels like she might be back for good she disappears
>become angrier than I've ever been and say fuck it
>move out of shithole apartment and somehow get a place in the most expensive part of the city
>get a good job
>just walked in the interview with nothing, not even a CV
>make good money
>get a dog
>hang out with coworkers in my spare time
>people at work like me
>girls at work are interested in me
>sleep with some random chick from tinder and then ignore her because she's boring
>regularnormiestuff.jpeg
>fast forward to yesterday
>see ex girl posted a picture with her new boyfriend, staring into each others eyes
>she knows I'll see it, doesn't care and probably hates me
>go to bar, get wasted on cheap beer, flirt with stupid 18 year old girls because that's how I can punish myself and turn pain into anger
Everything got better in my life because I actually tried for once, I have 2 jobs now but what's the point? What was the point if no matter what you do, your whole life, the people you care about just leave?
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>>37883129
Hang in there anon >>37883129
You can do this :/
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>>37883129
>flirt with stupid 18 year old girls because that's how I can punish myself
i want to become a martyr now
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Be happy she didn't come running back when you made an effort. She's a fuck head and probably would have strung you along again.
The point.. that you're not living some worthless existence. If you meet a girl and you're really into her.. you can probably get her without much effort. If you were jobless and drinking she probably wouldn't give you the time of day.
Not everyone leaves. Just selfish fucks. And you're better off without them
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PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUUUSE TONIIIGHT
EVERYBODY HAVE A GOOD TIME
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>>37883108
Party rock is*
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>>37883108
CAUSE WE GON MAKE YOU LOOOOOSE YO MIND
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SHAKE THAT
Everyday I'm shuf-f-f-ling
I'm drunk and I love every single one of you robots.
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>>37883090
I love you too man, I wish you the best.
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I'm sober that's why I hate everything
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>Chain mst
You fucking faggot