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>one chance at life
>parents named me "Cord"
JUST
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>>39473245
cHAnge YouR Name fag
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Hahaha your name is gay hahaha
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>>39473245
Make like your namesake and cord yourself
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i enjoy collecting tales of autism.
tell me weird shit you do.
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>>39473228
I've had the ED for Made In Abyss stuck in my head for five days. I want it to leave but it won't.
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I like to push my shit out and suck it back up and push it out again. It's called shit dildoing, it feels really good, like some nigger is shoving his huge shit dick inside of you, you should try it
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>>39473303
Wow i found another anon who does it do you like using whole toilet paper in one go too?
Ahh the work weeks over and it's now time to 100% focus on me. I make about $800 the last five days so I'm not hesitant to splurge. It's so funny, NEETbitches brag about every day being like this, but have no money or friends or romantic interests to share them with. It's like a "day off" for me becomes "another day of unending boredom and torture" for NEETbitches. Pay attention to your betters, you know, those of us that get the girls laughing and are competent in day to day tasks and just maybe we'll teach you a couple things NEETbitches
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Neets don't know the joys of extra cash
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>>39473266
But muh free thyme!
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>>39473353
That they spend jerking off and watching shitty anime, lying in bed countless hours wondering where it went wrong and why they just can't fix themselves
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How do I dull the pain of being a NEET?
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stop being one?
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>>39473222
even though its technically illegal for an employer to not hire someone for being disabled,
theres no way to prove it so they don't.
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>>39473235
I seriously doubt you're actually disabled.
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Who here actually lost? Like depersonalization for years?
>float through college
>wage slave
>drug self to death, to avoid normal anxiety
>take break, then go back to college
>drugs all the time
>stop doing drugs
>graduate with stem and good gpa
>get job that is amazing
>can't connect to coworkers, panic attacks all day at work
>do good work, but know I'm too quiet because panic
>can't make myself do anything on days off
>just sit there with anxiety
>drink beer all day to make anxiety go away
>try very hard to not buy drugs at night
>probably going to buy a 8ball of coke and want to kill myself next weeks because all it does is make my anxiety worse
Honestly, I thought money would make me happy. It didn't. I hope I die in my sleep before I fail everyone around me. Like I think back about my whole life. And it's just grey shit, just anxiety depression, and great amazing moments glimpses every once in awhile that show me the contrast between the way I am and the way I wish I could be. I hope I die in my sleep tonight. I'm going to do so much coke by myself I hope I choke on my vomit
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>grow depressed around 12-13
>think a girlfriend will help
>get gf at 16
>date girl for a year and a half
>don't feel any different
>want to commit suicide
>never open up to anyone
>gf leaves me
>ok.
>start drinking a lot.
>get new gf.
>care about her more than ex.
>still feel depressed.
>she leaves me.
>ok.
>start doing drugs
>start self harming. i like to burn myself.
>drink more
>woke up one day feeling as if i was dead. nothing was real. i looked in the mirror and i wasnt sure who i was looking at.
>every day is a blur. hard to remember things.
>not depressed anymore.
>not happy either.
>feel no emotions. i cant cry or find joy in anything. im never mad. im never excited. im just tired.
>instead of wanting to die because of depression i now just want to die because i dont see the point in living.
life has no meaning and i don't want new experiences.
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I don't feel any happiness or pain. Everything I do feels like an act, like I'm just watching an actor in a movie.
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thinking about taking acid on sunday. but know it will just make me feel more sad and alone so probably wont
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>balding at 18
is there a worse form of torture than this?
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LMAOing @ your life opi started balding at 14
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Just change your name to Carl and start wearing a tank top and sweatpants
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>is there a worse form of torture than this?
No.
t. Started balding at 19.5
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What do you feel when you look at a picture of a cute girl?
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Inside the void of my soul another void opens up.
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>>39473105
But that's a picture of Richard Dawkins, the Gene Tranny, you faggot
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Suicidal. Overwhelmingly jealous.
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hey fembots, why are you not taking steroids yet?
>instantly muscle stacy
>enhanced jaw line
>pegging virgins
>statuesque body
>lifting with chads at the gym
>ms olympia
>photo sessions
>muscle worship sessions
what are you waiting fembots?
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I don't believe in putting synthetic chemicals into my body. I have been lifting though. Pic related is pretty much my goal body, but I have a long way to go.
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>>39473061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NofVk4a4Bo
because they might end up being a dude after a few too many roids
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>>39473098
Testosterone isn't synthetic
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What's the best thing to snack on robots?
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Don't tell me you eat candy all day.
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Originally pic unoriginally related
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Do whiskey and cigarettes count as a snack?
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Was in Israel/palestine recently and ate cactus fruit for the first time, it's actually really fucking good.
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If you're reading is post something. Anything at all. Let's see how many people actually visit this board.
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organisonomimihni
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>>39472951
>t. deepwater jew
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>>39472951
>RARE DEEP WATER JEW
oy vey
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any other high IQ fembots here? during my first time speedating I mentioned non-euclidean geometry and the guy's face went blank. I just want a robot I can talk math & science with, is that too difficult?
men seem to be intimidated by a smart women, they just want a giggling fucktoy it seems
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>>39472920
loopy fucking cunt
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me want boobie aand butt
i am a simple man
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>>39472920
me
wanr t boobie
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>jack off
>cum
>instant regret
>repeat
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>>39472907
Were you raised by religious people or something?
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>>39472907
Stop masturbating then.
Hub for
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>>39472907
>start feeling lonely and horny
>fap
>EjaculateTM
>regret
>forget
>happy that im nolonger horny and lonely feel.
>a day passes
>repeat
>Only two friends in my life
>One of them is female
>Big crush on her ofc
>She rejected me when I confessed to her but we stayed close friends
>Still love her but can't bring myself to break our friendship since she is one of the only human being I interact with
>She has a bf now, but she lies to me about it, saying she isn't seeing anyone and making fake excuses when she goes at his place.
I feel betrayed and jealous, but I also feel lost about why she would lie to me about this. Is this pity ? Should I just walk away and revel in the peacefullness of a lonely life ? I want to let go but I fear regreting it.
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>>39472832
She is actively friendzoning you. If she wasn't she would tell you shes got a BF and all that. What she is doing is basically shopping around and fucking as many guys as she can and keeping you on a leash as her "safety net" in case nothing she tries sticks. Cut her off and stop talking to her. One of two things will happen. A, she becomes a massive cunt because she is upset her safety net is gone. B, she realizes she can't control you like she is and will come crawling to you giving you the power to say "we either are together or we don't interact anymore" to take yourself out of the friendzone.
Both scenarios is a win. If you invest a ton of time into a female other females will not be interested in you. Nothing turns a woman off more than a man that is giving away his time/resources to another woman without any benefits. They see that as weakness because they want a man who will keep everything to himself or at least let her access those resources. Not some fag who gives his valuable time/money to a FRIEND.
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>>39472915
Your plan seem good. I think I need to do something about it, I can't take much more of this situation, hearing her casually lie to me about this is just soulcrushing.
Should I confront her about the BF or should I just stick to the "together or apart" plan ?
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>>39473043
You just leave. Stop talking to her. Remove her from your social media. You basically want to make it difficult for her to contact you. The harder it is to contact you the more you know you have control of the situation.
If she never contacts you, you know she was using you as an emotional tampon while paying the other men with dick for it or you were the "safety net" she wants to keep unattached by leading you on so when things go back you are there to pick everything up.
And as said earlier, if you remove her from everything and she somehow contacts you then you now know she was trying to keep you controlled as a safety net but actually liked you. Then you can pressure her with the "No, I am not playing these fucking games you are either going to be with me exclusively or I am going to find another woman who wants my attention and time instead. You aren't worth my time or attention just as a friend because I get nothing out of it but a pain in the ass."
when did you realize that you only have 20% control over how your life turns out and the other 80% is based on genetics and neurology?
>inb4 "and your upbringing! right?"
some of you are quick to blame your parents. Although they all deserve a little hatred for bringing us into this world it doesn't matter who they were. If your are a strong neurotypical person with balanced hormones you can get out of any situation. Hell a lot of celebritys like to boast about their "stuggles" all the time. The press loves a sob-story behind a famous person because they want to push the just world fallacy of "you can do anything not matter what!"
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Nice percentages, did you pull those out of your ass?
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>>39472766
oh my bad you only have 5% really
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>>39472704
No better way to make sure you have no control over your life than believing you have no control over your life.
Get a grip.
What would you do if you found a picture like this of your girlfriend?
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first i would jerk off. then i would ask her all about it
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I would be like Nice! I have a gf now!
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i don't have a girlfriend
also sex is really stupid looking
"haha im putting my weiner in you!!"
literally why