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>>37885279
I don't know why they are into it. Girls don't like to poop so why do they wan't to feel like talking a big cock in there? It basicly feel like talking a shit over and over again. Cute girls such as her. Makes no damn sense

Nope. Girls don't have a prostate.

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When there's a cock in my ass I am a girl.

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why do I keep seeing these.

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>>37885153
Get up, get down
Put your hands up to the sound
Get up, get down
Put your hands up to the sound
Get up, get down

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Sneeds > It ain't me > Party Rockers

MILKING DICK NIPPLES

There's no sign that I can't talkie! So I will talkie before you've had your coffee!!!!!!!

>>37885075
Fuck off you fucking NEEt scum. at least i can fucking afford things.

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>>37885085
>>37885086
>"ah ah ah ragie. *taps mug* no talkie till ive done."

>>37885028
>unzips dock
>no you didn't

Just stop forgetting

>>37885743
I can't, it's a mental block

tinder if your decent looking

>>37885006
Isn't that for hooking up and casual sex?

>>37885006
around 50%
also okcupid
i met a good friend on there (she lives 2 hours away and is 16 and very emotionally unstable
i am also horrible at online banter

They are THIS stupid, anon. You've figured this out just now?

Hmm, anon you need to think this through, thot could have aids?

>>37884957
They know exactly what they're doing.

>>37884827
>still living with parents having time of his life
you sure? wouldn't everything be fun for him because he is autistic?

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>>37885011

Yeah, he lived on the same street as me. He's still there when i visited my mum recently.

Saw him cycling this (which he's had for ages) up and down the road enraging the carcucks aswell, certainly seemed to be having fun. Talked to him a bit and he seemed happy.

>>37885042
>carcucks
That's exactly what they are. Fucking normies

>>37884783
The problem with me is I don't give a shit. I had a hard time finding THIS job. I won't go through the trouble finding a new one.

>>37884773
Do you actually want advice or is this one of them "ebic maymay" posts?

What you do is be confident around her, but remain emotionally unavailable. The only way to make her fall in love with you is to convince her that her teasing has no effect on you. This sort of low key emotional unavailability is called "being cool" in normie circles.

>>37884773
Getting past middle school will help you out a lot

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>>37884767

>tfw 6'6" valedictorian property owning (no mortgage) NEET

Wagies are a fucking joke, how do they not kill themselves?

>>37884718
Not underage b&, 18

let them go, anon

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>>37885353
And what should I do then? I don't know another people who can understand me on that level

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Ok I see that crying on internets or asking for advice from anonymous brainlets is the dumbest thing one can do.
Those decisions should be thought out and made by myself, not by anon plebes.

Fuck off. I bet you're a jew.

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>>37885261
>mfw i'm re-investing my wage into cryptos
>soon I will be able to retire and live off of ETC gains all my life

>>37885602
>virtual currency