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>Writing a message to a professor
>Realize after I sent it I used "instead" twice in a sentence
I want to die in a non-meme way. This ruined my day.
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>>37885494
Well I've done similar mistakes. If you use gmail enable the undo sent email option in settings.
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>>37885804
>f you use gmail enable the undo sent email option in settings.
I sent it by text.
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>>37885804
>undo sent email
What the fuck, that's a thing
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Any robots here suffer from nightmares? Post yours, maybe we can make some sense out of them.
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>>37885492
Personally I've had at least one every night since I was a very small child. Had three back-to-back last night that I'll post in a bit.
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Op desu this thread belongs on >>>/x/ too!
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>tfw on seroquel
>extremely vivid nightmares every time I lie down
Lately it's mostly just dreams about teeth hygiene or high school
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I want a feeling of fulfillment. What should I do to get it?
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>>37885475
>unzips dick
>what do you say
>haha come here you
You scream
>now you know who is king
>haha be mine forever
It continues
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>>37885475
For me its drawing
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>>37885475
take the red pill, my man.
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Friendly reminder that only virgins care about girl's sexual history.
If you were a hot chick that gets attention from men every day you'd do the same. Girls just wanna have fun.
It's just sex for fucks sake, it's completely normal to satisfy your sexual needs.
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sex with virgins is awkward and boring.
You want a cum hungry SLAG
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>>37885468
SEX with sluts is great. Any kind of commitment is not.
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>>37885468
Friendly reminder that the demise of western civilization is due to guys listening to women's opinions.
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What if we're actually the normies and it's everyone else who is wrong?
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Normal literally means square.
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>>37885449
If you're on /r9k/, you most likely are a normie.
Every forum, message board etc. develops from being centered around something (e.g. anime) to getting an offtopic section (e.g. /b/) to the original nerds being crowded out by the ever growing offtopic section(s) until they get fed up and leave, starting the cycle anew.
Meanwhile the normies hang around forever imitating the original culture (in our case, REEEEing at other normies).
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In terms of raising you, where exactly did your parents fuck up?
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Wasnt aborted during pregnancy
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When they decided I could have unsupervised internet access from a very young age.
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>>37885446
Never had a father figure other than my grandpa. Grandpa is now in his mid 80's, meaning that he was 63 when I was born. He grew up during WWII and joined military at 20, so he's passed those values to me. Other than that, mom is mid 40s going on 8. Has been weird growing up with 2 sisters and a mom and having the sisters depend on me as a father figure.
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>little cousin wets bed
>he's 12
>didn't kill myself because it would devastate him
>was going to help him grow to become confident
>bailed on his birthday out of anxiety for big crowds
Who else /role model/ here?
Anybody failing hard at it?
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Don't feel bad for bailing. I bail on my 92 year old grandmother because of anxiety too.
But you could always make it up to him by making a party/something special for just you two.
I failed this year when I offered to tutor my baby cousins with their highschool math/science. Never helped once. I'm the oldest cousin. They're 2 of 4 girls from my aunt who's a single mom.. I try to be there for all of them but shit it's hard to get teenagers attention and have them actually listen
Who here finds it really hard to talk alone with another person? I find that if I'm anywhere outside of work alone with another person conversation becomes extremely hard for me and it always falls to silence but when I'm in a work environment with plenty of people around conversation can come naturally. Who else has this happen to them?
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>playing vidya
>bloodbourne for weebstation
>fighting one of the last bosses, many attempts have failed
>trying really hard and its nearly dead
>only a little health left
>hard to dodge attacks
>a few hits and hes dead
>only a tiny bit of health bar now
>i have almost no health or potions
>i strike one last time and his health = 0, he is defeated
" P R E Y S L A U G H T E R E D"
>my heart is racing
>im sat on the edge of the seat leaning forward
>eyes wide open
>holding the controller out from my body
>breathing fast
>genuine excitement
>mfw i realise that it was just an image on a computer screen, nothing actually happened
>mfw i realise im still an adult man with a dead end job, no sex life and nearly no social life sat in my mums house
>mfw the only thing i get excited about is not even real
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Isn't that the whole point of video game though, anon?
Of course they don't make impact on your life, they're supposed to bring you joy from minor achievements like that.
You're almost done with it, yeah? So just keep immersing yourself in it until you beat the last guy and then worry about shit like that senpai.
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life is just an image on your retina anon
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>>37885592
whoa that's like so deep
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Take bullshit personality tests and come here to stroke your egos about it plus share personal stories
MBTI (any one of following):
(Basic ver.) https://www.16personalities.com
http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp
http://keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
Big5:
http://similarminds.com/sloan.html#10
Enneagram:
(Short ver.) http://www.9types.com/rheti/index.php
http://similarminds.com/test.html
>also pic related
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>intj
>all relationships ended solely because of shit personality despite being average looking and successful
>tfw probably spending my life wealthy and alone
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INFP sp/sx 4 reporting in
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ISFP 5w6 nervous type
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I've been watching this anime.
There's a lot of loser middle school kids in it. They improve over the course the year they spend with that yellow thing.
Getting better grades and getting better at life. There's a backstory for what they do every time they do it, so it doesn't feel like an asspull.
It just makes me feel like shit.
I never tried to get good grades that hard.
I just sit around at home with lots of free time playing vidya and watching anime.
Anime is supposed to make me feel better but instead it making me wish I wasn't lazy and that I was actually pushing myself past the limits I've set for myself.
Do you know that feel?
How do you deal with it?
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>>37885288
by doing something useful probably.
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Maybe stop watching anime and do something with a purpose, anything really. Focus on keeping your home cleaner, optimizing your food for protein intake, go to the gym, shit like that, just force yourself to do something and you'll eventually feel better about yourself.
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>tfw gassy
>tfw can't stop burping and farting
>burps taste like the smell of rotten eggs
>farts smell like fresh shit and garbage
please help me
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>Problem
You're dying
>Solution
Stop that.
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>>37885321
Simethicone, motherfucker.
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Are you actually fucking stupid op? eat right... just look up easy recipes even
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Another eight hours until bedtime. I can't wait. Who else loves sleeping here? It's the only really good thing there is.
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>>37885260
If I didn't know any better anon I would say you sound a little depressed haha.
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Another eight hours of wagecucking please end it for me.
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>>37885270
What's not to like? Sweet dreams. Not aware of anything. It's like dying but there is no need to be scared. If you have a bad dream it will be gone after you wake up.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud7EqbJ5lRs
how will they ever recover?
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>>37885228
>using religious books as something to shill capitalism.
Capitalism is failing.
Either cuckservatives will have to betray their globalist overlords and prevent them from automating large amounts of jobs or they'll just let it happen and tax them and provide the populous with NEETbux.
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>>37885304
>wahh pay me money for existing :(
lol
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>>37885337
>Be me, capitalist state
>Fueled by competition by other capitalist states
>Always want to expand to beat the competition
>Not enough people for further expansion
>Thousands of unoccupied jobs
>Start importing people from other countries to fill the vacancies
>Suddenly we start making better tech
>Start automating factory jobs
>Put 1000s out of work, but it's OK because there is still a lot of white collar jobs
>Tech keeps getting more powerful and cheaper
>Start automating millions of white collar jobs
>millions of people are jobless as a result
>not enough jobs created in the software industry to make up for the lost white collar jobs
>People don't have any money to support themselves
lol
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>exam in an hour
>studied as hard as I could, but brain just isn't absorbing information as well as earlier in the year
Wish me luck boys. I hope you guys have a good day too.
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Good luck anon, watch your time and don't be a hothead
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Your IQ anon?
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What's it on? I may have great tips