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>>37885890
I feel gross after watching that. Why make a song about this dumb shit wtf

Stupid edgy music for stupid teenagers

>>37885912
gotta admit the girl's really fuckable

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Elliot lied on his okcupid profile and said he was 19.

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He planned to go to another school after SBCC

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POF Account (It is real)

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>>37885859
oregano orgyanon

tell her the Jew propaganda has finally gotten to you and that you really want to suck dick now

they don't want to hear about your sexuality, don't bring it up

>>37885961
they think I'm gay but want to break it to them that im just bi

>>37885828
No because you fags would still complain about the quality of the board since you don't have to be a robot in order to be a NEET

Yes! I want a gf so we can go to Epcot together.

not really im actually at a disney hotel now

i hate hearibg my mom tell me i need to go everytime they go, this should but me a few years of not coming

>>37885799
Which park are you at?

Just b urself

stim in public

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>>37885662
"our"
Good one anon
maybe next time we'll work on "our" sexlife too

>>37885662
btw, autism means some below average or lack of social aptitude, which means you're supposed to have below average fucks what other people think.
you on other hand overbrowse internet and oversit at computer, which increases your fear and 'muh depression'
you're not even autistic faggot

I point out, that if your dad couldn't be bothered to be around you when you were growing up, why would anyone else want to be?

>>37885968
Think we found the cashier lads

>Air blowing hand dryer in the bathroom
>Take a bottle of baby powder
>Unload the whole bottle basically in there
>Next time someone uses it, power explosion all over them

Take that you fucking loser

Redditbaby kryptonite is the nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor bait, it isn't very widespread or well known so most take the bait

>>37885924
Are you out of you mind, you fucking faggot?
Even if (a fucking big if!) we were able to completely kill our empathy and the connection of dopamin/endorphin and social contact, what would you gain? Mega-Autistic Psychopaths of Doom? Do you even know the meaning of the phrase "I can only view far because I am standing on the shoulders of giants", you doublenigger? We humans are FUNDAMENTALLY social animals. That`s LITERALLY how our brain is structured.

Now, I get it. You`re lonely, and you`d like that loneliness to stop. But in my opinion, if you have the ressources to fucking change our very frame of being, our very way of feeling and perceiving, you`d better spend them on a better project.
Like, for example
>higher IQ
>better conceptualising of distances and spaces (today: about 1 mm-2 km, 1 gramm-2 tons, etc.)
>easier regeneration, higher muscle output and higher oxygen-take-in capacity (all already a thing in mice)
>less need for sleep, less problems with serotonin levels (i.e., depression and shit)
>more effective programmability of the unconscious (since we are still basically running around with caveman instincts now)
>brain2computer-interfaces
>programmable muscle memory
>some other stuff

Really, there`s so much fucking potential in genetic science and you fucking dumbass want to use it to go full SEELE and Instrumentality on Humanity`s ass? Really nigger?

>>37886822
>higher IQ
>better conceptualising of distances and spaces (today: about 1 mm-2 km, 1 gramm-2 tons, etc.)
>easier regeneration, higher muscle output and higher oxygen-take-in capacity (all already a thing in mice)
>less need for sleep, less problems with serotonin levels (i.e., depression and shit)
>more effective programmability of the unconscious (since we are still basically running around with caveman instincts now)
>brain2computer-interfaces
>programmable muscle memory
>some other stuff

All of that is great but it means nothing if you have the "human connection" need taking over and fucking everything up. I'm with you for the most part but how are we ever going to get all the things you listed? I'm saying if we remove this giant dagger looming over our head, causing us to waste untold amount of time in pursuit of what? To have someone hover around you? FUCK THAT

I want to get past that and enable us to work on bigger things, like you listed, and for that I believe we need to kill our social genes so we can actually focus and achieve something worthwhile.

>>37886917
>how are we ever going to get all the things you listed
Did you even read my post, you utter fucking moron? Look here
>"I can only view far because I am standing on the shoulders of giants"
That`s Newton, Isaac Newton. Famous physicist, who you never heard of, of course, you no-brain retard. Google "scientific method", maybe you`ll then realize how utterly, UTTERLY FUCKING NONSENSICAL your proposal is.
Again: You can not have progress without cooperation. You can not have value (=what something/someone adds to society) without cooperation. You can not have wealth (which includes the pc you use) without cooperation. You can LITERALLY not survive without cooperation.
Yeah, humans are pieces of shit. Boo fucking hoo, deal with it or an hero. Of course life is hard, dealing with humans is hard, cooperating and making progress is hard and not being an utter moron is hard. But if you want to go somewhere in life, you need other people. And if you want to advance Mankind (which I`d very much like to happen), you fucking need other people.

Of course Life`s hard. But who ever said it was easy, Anon?

>>37885904
>tfw no muscle bound alpha bitch that's actually nice but just likes lifting that wants a yaoi looking faggot
>tfw she doesn't want me to plow her so hard she can't even walk for a week even though it looks like the roles should be reversed

feels bad man.

>>37885904
You should learn the definition of "gender" first.

>>37886237
Do you even lift bro?
I'm pretty sure that's a before and after picture of matt croc

>>37885861
okay reddit, thanks for the update on your life but I don't fucking care about you or anything relating to you and I actually would be happy if you died.

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>>37885935
b-but anon, I love you

>>37885861
an academic on this board, this is interesting.

if you don't mind me asking, what was it about? and can i read it?