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>>39473554
Girl here. Sounds hot lol

>>39473554
She was farting the cum out of her ass.

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>see cute girl
>remember that she, like all creatures, poop

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>>39473548
"Ged" loves you?

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he loves the kid on the right too

>>39473578
no, Gid

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ill empty my /comf/ folder

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//comf//2

;kljljkj

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//wizardcomf//

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>>39473535
Are you retarded or are you just retarded?

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>>39473824
Holy shit is that the Chad version of Neymar, Chadmar?

>>39473535
Clara is nice and all but who is that girl on the right?

>>39473471
20, government money
I have shopping delivered
survive is a good word because thats all it is

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>How do you... survive?
neetbux

>Are you on the government dole or do you just live at home?
both

>How old are you?
26

>>39473471
>Are you on the government dole or do you just live at home?
I get money from the government, enough to have my own place
>How old are you?
33

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roll
give me something good you normie faggot

>>39473428
fuck that reminds me of the bar from Prey(the good one)

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LEAVE NOW NOW NOW REEEEEEE
FUCKING NORMIE.

They spend to much time alone at home so now they are not used to being around people.

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Anxiousfag here, and im gonna learn you something today

Before you ask, no, im not a self diagnosed piece of shit. I have a prescription for 20 MG of fluoxitene (however its spelled).

Anxiety is hard to descrive, but generaly, its a very uncomfortable cold/tight feeling you get in your chest. It happens when you're alone in a public space/thinking about something important/remembering you have it. If im in a store and my buddy says "Im gonna go to the bathroom, stay here i'll be right back", Immedently my chest will tighten up and i will feel cold. Rational thought goes away, and all you want to say is "I want to go home". For a relatable feeling, imagine the scariest jumpscare you can imagine, and what it feels like. Now spread that feeling out over a 30 sec - 5 min period. this probably didnt help but ive got nothing better to do than sit on the computer all day anyways.

>>39473521
can't you force yourself to stay calm? sounds pretty convenient to be like that.

None. Romantic relationships are gay. Doesn't matter if it's a guy or a girl.

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>Their gender
female
>Their age
legal
>Their height
smol
>Their body type
dont matter
>Their race/nationality
asian
>Their personality
cute
>Their interests
games anime music
>Describe a perfect day with them
doing gay nerd shit
>Turn ons
everything
>Turn offs
nothing
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
some guy in cali

>>39473539
Awwwh why you like that senpai~

>>39473379
its evening here

>>39473379
Good afternoon, faggot.

IT'S 20:01 HAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

if you're older than 11 I genuinely really hope you kill yourself

>>39473375
How would you like to feel a knob pushing past your sphincter?

>>39473375
That picture is so gay the thumbnail gave me AIDS.

>>39473357
I would feel happy knowing that Smiggle's dream finally came true. Or at least, the closest thing. My dick is laughably small flaccid too but it's 5.5 inches errect so I'm gtg

I'm really not comfortable with people seeing my genitals, so I wouldn't like it. But I guess we'd all get used to it eventually.

>>39473400
>5.5 inches
>good to go
in asia maybe

>>39473331
>I'm going to join a group completely out of cultural context
Nah, let's just form our own terrorist group

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>>39473376
>our own terrorist group
very good idea
a fight club of our own to serve our project, Project Devilish, set to annoy normies in every way possible

>>39473437
Rule 1, no frogposters allowed.

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ugh why is he here

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>>39473329
*Chad pipes up*

>"I did"

>i specifically said no lames, why did you invite that weird kid over there

i just left even though they probably knew i could hear them

Fap without porn, idiot. Imagination only.

>>39473313
You need to get busy as shit and spent a lot of time outside. Even if it's just walking while listening to some comfy music, you don't even have to interact with other people per say.

And if the whole lewd dream shit continues, buy some Melatonin pills. You take one an hour before bed and you get to sleep almost immediately with no urge to fap.

>>39473393
this, first part at least. spend your time. nofap is not that hard if you constantly have something to do.

Right click on image -> "Search Google for Image" -> click on any fucking link -> oh boy that was fucking difficult

>>39473258
He is the most pathetic mass shooter to have ever existed. He made an original character based on danny phantom ghost girls and he thought he would reincarnate as her after he killed people. He went into a super market with a shotgun and only managed to kill 2 people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFRArJmAedA
If you have an hour to kill its a fun watch.

>>39473341
Thanks for actually answering. It's appreciated