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>She is your big sister
>gives you your special dog tag name and its
>JTunB
what do?
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Whats your game Anon?

GeR4WaEjCdnpKGppMaYsaTBENzkJTunb
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>>37886911
How are you able to get so many gets? This is like your third tonight mr spambot
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>>37887065
i wonder. aren't they discord invites or some shit ? im not too familiar with discord but they look like them

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Hey, girl here
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>>37886866
a cis girl or the cool kind of girl?
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>>37886866
Could you please just not do this? I don't want this thread to be bumped too much just because some people don't want girls on this site. Why would you even start this thread?
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>>37886873
shut up you dumb attention whore

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Pics that really activate your almonds
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>"Anon, you have to get a job this summer or you're out of here!"
>Ok, i heard the Gamestop at X is hiring, ill try there
>"And how do you expect to get there? You don't even drive!'
>Ok then I'll walk
>"Didn't you hear about the fella who got jumped on by 14 year olds walking from there? He had broken leg and stiches!"
You can't win with these people, Jesus fucking christ
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>>37886785
>Tfw never had job in my life

Me and nitori were writing on a piece of paper together and ended up writing out ENhzk that with our hands tied together kek.
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>>37886771
Could this be Related to
>>37886528
?
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>>37886821
There has been five of these posted so far
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>>37886771
I tried the code and it didn't work, are you sure you typed it right?

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Hello. I am a cuck from Burwood in Sydney. My dad found out about my cuckholding fetish and has threatened to send me to china.
I am financially dependent on him so despite being a grown man i have to listen to him for face homelessness.
I am feeling very sad. I would like to feel better. Can someone have lunch with me to make me feel better?

Pic isnt me
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I would but I don't live in Australia sorry
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Aylmao

Guess he didn't go to China after all.
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>>37886759
Mt druitt sickcunt reportin in.

Bruh I want to die

What happens to society when all the low-skill jobs are phased out?
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The workers find jobs elsewhere.

Oh just kidding they go on welfare for life.
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>>37886754
beta uprising kicks into overdrive because all the betas go on welfare
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>>37886754
I think everyone (in europe) will go on to a form of welfare, apart from it will actually pay similar to a mid/low end job. Working will be optional and having a job at all will make you a richfag.

In America where no one gives a shit about each other it could get pretty nasty with people living in shitholes scrapingh by though

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>Meet qtpi girl in bumble
>Start talking with her
>She shares tones of interests with me
>She is pretty pleasant and seems to like me
>Asks for my height
>I say 5'9
>She answer cool
>Guess my height
>We play a little game
>She ends up measuring 5'9
>She says that we have the same height ;D
>mfw I am really 5'8 and 5'9 with boots
>It is fucking summer
Should I just hang myself?
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No anon, just say its been a while since you've measure yourself and your poor posture from sitting down at your office job a lot might have made you slightly shorter if she says anything about it
Then show her your chad thundercock and she'll forget you're a single inch shorter than her and let you plough her like londoners on a bridge
Fucking normie
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>>37886753
she hasn't made a fit about it so hopefully it's still cool, just dont bring attention to it and it should be fine. girls don't actually care about height as much as they think they do. They care about if you have respect for yourself and if other people do also.
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>>37886796
>office
We are 20

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>be mute since birth
>at concert
>vocalist squats down and points mic at me to say something
>awkward 10 seconds ensue
>everyone thinks I'm a shy autist
What the fuck was I supposed to do in this situation?
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which band did you go and see? i'm sure if you send them a message on facebook and say you are mute and very embarrassed they might send you some free stuff, or dick pics whatever you prefer normie faggot
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>>37886712
Don't stand so close to the stage?
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>>37886712
if youre mute then how did you understand what he said? OP youre full of shit.

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>tfw no corybantian bf
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why do u constantly make these threads?
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>>37886804
can't you read?
>because no bf
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CEBZ SHOW US UR BOYHOLE

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Did you ever consider getting plastic surgery ?
I mean, life is so much easier when you're attractive.
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>>37886670
By the time I'm old and rich enough to afford it the only women left on the market will be used up whores
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>>37886670
Not really. I'm attractive and my life isn't easy.
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>plastic surgery for a jew nose, fucked up head shape, and mis-shapen skeleton body

:thud:

hey robots

if anybody wants to cum i can suck their dicks

just contact me at my kik

oathkeeper33
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i need some dicks robots, please
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nobody wants your STDs DESU

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There's a suspicious amount of bitcoin posters all of the sudden
What scam's going on this time
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>>37886655
Nothing.
It's the jews and loser neckbeards.
DON'T BUY THE BTC.
IT's A SCAM A PONZI SCHEME.
Don't let the normies know.

SHUT IT DOWN

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Today I woke up half asleep and wrote YsaTB on my chalkboard
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the sister of Elliot is a bitch, she could help him, she had a lot of qt friends and she didnt ask them to fuck with her brother

what a selfish bitch
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>actually thinking this way

she doesn't owe him anything, fuck off. it'd be nice if she helped him but she's not fucking obliged to.
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>>37886669
It wasnt her responsibility to help that faggot.

i wonder if Elliot ever masturbated to her
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>>37886669
would you want a female to fuck you out of pity? what a selfish bitch

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