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Hey r9k, I need your help and advice in regards to working out in the gym and life in general. don't get me wrong, I have been working out in the gym for over two years now but I feel like it dosen't do anything anymore, I feel ugly no matter how big and strong I am getting and it dosen't help me get laid whatsoever and I think that even the opposite is true. I have been shunned by almost every female I have met online and offline and only disgusting looking fat fucks want me. Could it be that working out in the gym only made me more repulsive? Could it be that genetics is the only thing that matters when it comes to getting a girlfriend and I have been doomed to being a virgin untill the day I die just because of my genetics? Is my monstrous height(194cm) and muscular body scaring away all the women?

I do not think I am bad looking, but everytime I go to the gym and I see chad my face turns beet red in anger. I know that he is better than I am at everything: he has more money than me, he is more attractive than I am, he has a smoking hot girlfriend that I will never come close to having, and I know that once he exits the gym his Stacy girlfriend will be waiting for him in his luxurious mansion with her legs spread for the eye to see and all that will be waiting for me is my naggy mother telling me to give her grandchildren already.

Assuming I finally get a girlfriend and get her to have sexual intercourse with me it will be a terrifying experience for me because of my penis.
My penis is not small, but I have erectile dysfunction. Imagine finally laying naked with a women that you love with all your heart and not being able to get your penis up. Its embarassing and just thinking about it makes me angry.

So what should I do r9k? Should I just stop working out and lose some muscle so I will look less frightening even though it is the only thing that helps me cope with life? Should I just marry a fat whale and lose my virginity to her? I'd appreciate anyones advice.

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Holy shit, this happened 5 minutes ago, I'm sitting on a bench at the mall on my phone typing this

>Be me, 25 year old khv
>Have come to terms that I will never enjoy the company of a girl a few years ago, and have decided to just better myself to take my mind off being a virgin failure
>Work out, do martial arts, read at least a book a week, learn the harmonica
>Go to mall, need new socks
>In the sock store, hear badass jazz harmonica solo
>I must learn this
>Ask the cashier if she knows what song this is
>She says no, I ask her if she can get someone who controls the music
>She says no again
>"Listen up, shortcake, I know you have a laptop running a playlist in the back, all you have to do is go there, look at the title of the song, and tell me what that title is, or is that too complicated for a cashier to accomplish?"
>She goes in the back, brings out a 6'5 dyel turdnugget manager, asks me to leave
>I smirk, tell him he doesn't want to do that
>He turns around and says he's going to call security
>I cant go back to mall jail, they'll eat me alive there
>Roundhouse kick the turdnugget, send him flying into a pile of discount socks
>He gets up and charges at me
>Move at the last second to the left and punch him hard in the solar plexus
>Teleport a few feet to where he end up, and drive my knee in to his stomach, and also grb him and throw him lightly to the middle of the store.
>Channel my energy and enter Super State, an orange aura glows around me, and my hair turns green
>Shoot a barrage of energy blasts from my hands at the turdnugget, and anyone who tries to run out of the store, making sure to keep the energy density low enough to only tase them, not kill
>Suddenly hear the girl cashier cry out says the song was called 'When the Levee Breaks' by Led Zeppelin
>Smirk, and tell her I knew the whole time
>Revert to my normal state
>Instant teleport to a bench
>Type this out
>Press the I'm not a robot button
>Look for literally any image at all
>Find this

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I feel sad for no reason.
Help.

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Desktop thread, no cleaning, just post it like it always is, no bullying and the comfiest one wins a (you)

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Does anyone else watch Dragonball Super? Thoughts on the fembroly? I would desu

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>flashback to when I was a young lad
>took a trip to NYC with mother
>went into Times Square
>bootleg Disney and Marvel characters everywhere
>see some dude wearing the most bootleg shitty Spider-Man costume ever
>it looks nothing like him, like at all
>I go up to him and tell him he doesn't look like Spider-Man
>bootleg Spider-Man tells me I don't look like I'll get anywhere in life
>mother overheard and starts screaming at him
>she tells him I'm talented and will get somewhere in life
>back to the present
>guess who was correct

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I have reason to believe that all my problems would be solved if I turned off the internet

>before I had internet
>invited friends over for console games
>read tons of books
>went out more often

>after I got internet
>spend all day inside
>no motivation to do anything
>waste my time reading other people depressed stories

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>tfw no long hair yet
i shaved my hair 8 months ago and i dont have a nice long hair yet

how many months i need to wait

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Man will literally trade 3 days of hard work for 15-30 min of short pleasure with woman? (24 hours exchanged for 30 min of roastie time)

Why are men so stupid?

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>told roastie her nose piercing made her look like Ms. Piggy after taking up prostitution

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I dreamt about her again last night

Not oregena

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>Dog pees inside again right in front of me
>Get angry (Been having trouble controling my anger recently)
>Grab him rub his face and body in his own pee
>Throw him outside lock doors
>Its midnight, winter + hes old
>Dog is now covered in piss and will need a bath

I hope he freezes to death to be honest /r9k/. I used to love dogs but they're seriously starting to annoy me ever since one bit my face last year.

I made a thread a while back asking if I should kill this fucker and /r9k/ told me not to. It doesn't count as me killing him if the fucker freezes to death in his own piss.


Be angry with me I don't care anymore.

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WHY IS MAINTAINING FRIENDS SO FUCKING HARDAND DEMANDING
>They ask you to come with them to random places
>they invite themselves over at your place
>they expect you to laugh with them at retarded jokes
Fuck im so done with this bullshit

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>boys raised by a single mother show to have much lower self-esteem
>boys raised by a single mother will lack masculinity and discipline
>boys raised by a single mother is more likely to be bullied and teased at school and in the workplace
>boys raised by a single mother are more prone to depression, anxiety and suicide
>boys raised by a single mother are more likely to use and become addicted to alcohol, tobacoo and drugs
>boys raised by a single mother is more likely to do poorly or drop out of school
>boys raised by a single mother is more likely to end up with no job or education
>boys raised by a single mother are more likely to commit crimes and end up in jail

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