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>>37887704
Yep. Still am.

It's irrelevant, it's like asking if I wish I could shoot lasers out of my dick. Sure, having a gf would be nice, but it's unreasonable and impossible.

>>37887704
Love must be mutual, lest it is instead an obsession.
I cannot love then. Nor do I want to, being completely honest. Throwing away your better reason and total freedom for a random person of the opposite sex is silly.

>>37887616
All women are whores.
She will dump you as soon as a better guy shows interest in her.
This is why you check her Phone, this is why you cry. You know this deep down: there is Always someone better than you.

Hey, this is basically me one year ago. I really couldnt cope with the fact that the one person I had ever loved, had been with someone else. it really killed me so fucking much. anyway, its whayt ruined our relationship. I learned from it, and have slowly learned to better cope with those thoughts. Keep going man, it can only hurt for so long.

>>37887652
She told me about it herself over a year ago, and I have mostly learned to forget about it
But for some reason I went searching through her convos, knowing exactly what I would find

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>>37887582
Just do it. Nofap has no benefits.

no problem in that, just make sure you don't do it again until after a week has passed

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Don't stop. Ignore what others tell you and only listen to pic related

Trick question
Red

>>37887632
How is it a trick question dumbfuck? You obviously have no taste.

Black or dark brown desu. I just like girls with dark hair.

>>37887557
Dammit connieposter.
I already want to die, don't need you reminding me that SU is on hiatus again.

>>37887650
Sorry. Please don't harm yourself, that would cause grief to many people. I'm sure.

Hey connieposter I know a lot of people hate you but I wanna say ur a v nice person and wish more of the world was as kind and friendly and open as u are

It's "party rock is in the house tonight" js

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>>37887569
NOW STOP, HATIN' IS BAD

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>starts shuffling

>>37887508
>don't even think real friends is even a thing as this point.
Correct. Everything is a lie, and people will always betray you. Enjoy life alone and consider humans disposable under any circumstances.

>>37887591
Appreciate it. I rather die alone than have some leeches around me trying to salvage all of my money and good while im dead.

>>37887707
It's very unfortunate how humans treat one another. I've had friends betray me in the same way, and just use me for money, but being alone is god-tier.

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thats a cute message
it probably leads to someones butthole

Party rockers is so 2011 bro...

>>37887538
Pepe's Rokin in the hoooooouse tonight
Everybody's meme game is real tight
We're gon post some feels toooonight
~~~~~every day I'm suffering~~~~~

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>>37887619
BUT EVERUDAY IM SHUFFLIN' SHUFFLIN

Also what are your plans for Friday r9k?

>>37887520
Don't keep any at the house and be more mindful of your budget. Keeping water at the house makes water more convenient to get than having to get in the car and drive to get what you want, during which there's plenty of time to stop yourself.

Try making something simple at home! I'm sure there's recipes for simple cooking at home on google.

>tfw wanna get drunk and order pizza but have to visit mother later for dinner

>cuddle and don't have sex

LOL

Are gay or something bro?

I tried that with a girl(male)
Ended up being dumped for his ex 3 weeks later

>>37887495
No I just think it's disgusting morally.