You ever just wake up in the morning and think
"Wow I'll never be the Weeknd" and then u cry.?
>>37887848
No I dont, why would I?
my brazilian exGF with 34 E cup breasts had a crush on the weeknd but he never got to fuck her or her magnificent titties and I did.
>>37887848
Why would I want to be a nigger?
W-well lads, I'm finally the best in the world at something, if only for a d-day.
>>37887793
What is it?
Originu
How is this not original
>>37887793
Weekly Challenge, huh? Nice work!
>>37887842
https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/spell-it#
You get points for spelling words quickly and correctly.
Honestly not that challenging, but at least I can feel good about myself for doing something better than everyone else today.
>tfw 99th percentile in English and Reading on ACT
>tfw type 150 words per minute
>tfw minimum wage job
Does anyone have someone very dear to them? One you may share anything with? A being that you hold an infatuation for? Like, anything of that nature.
aye matey
Can't tell if this is the Connie poster but if so, get out
Yeah I guess my sister counts.
>Open Spotify
Try again tomorrow, I'm sure this meme will take off soon!!!
Pirate metal
I've always wanted to be a pirate
>>37888596
god tier taste Alestorm is just perfect
My buttcrack is really sweating it made some kind of recognizable syntax on the floor that said YPybq
can i get a whiff fembot
is gayness genetic or did i fell for a meme again?my conservative dad cant be gay, can he?
>>37887741
Anon, think for a second about how that work.
You're asking if something that would make you not want to have kids is genetic.
I'm going to give you a very small hint,No it entirely is not.
>Blow nose into tissue I ejaculated into
lick my butt desu
Penis is completely hard and fully rigid.
They can't love you like I can. They don't love you like I do.
was any robot ever on a rainbow ? pls share youre experience...
How are the girls, toiletts, food, sleeping possibilitys, washing and so on ?
Could you handle this "indiana" one with nature love stuff ?
I ask because there is a gathering in germany, where i live, in Bavarai, it will end in 3 days, i am curious if i should go ?
if some germbot wants to join, youre welcome, i got a rusty car but its ok
Not gonna lie, I have no fucking clue what you are talking about. I guess red pill me on this?
>>37887717
rainbowgathering is some kind of hippie camping, you can watch videos on utube about it, but some anons on /out/ said its horrible so i am worried
so I just found my gf's of 3 months dildos under the bed. :( I am destroyed. I took a quick photo before I had to stash away.
I am trying to figure out size and thickness from the photos.
I am 5.5in and nowhere as thick as the dildos from holding it.
Can someone help me estimate the sizes?
Also should I just break up with her? isn't it hopeless?
I don't know what to do
>>37887738
i measured my thumb and annotated the image to give some reference.
I can't figure out the perpective though.
>>37887738
Serves you right little peen
your hand is like half a foot wide? Are you mickey mouse?
Ask a flamboyant fag anything
In the er to get IVs for 6hours. Ama.
Am 27yo neet
Can you please summarize George Kennan's 1946 "long telegram"? It's 8000 words and I simply don't have the time, but I am curious.
>>37887720
What's the deal, IV-bot?
>>37887810
Body went into starvation mode in short
People often tell me I need to work on my dating profile. It doesn't matter what's on my profile if no one clicks on it. OkCupid tells you when people view your profile.