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>>37888833
Life will be easier for you once you accept the fact that you're uglier than sin

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Consider making the switch to 2D, anon. 2D girls never judge you.

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>>37888862
>so ugly people makes fun of him in the street
>just maek sometingg of urself xD
Why don't you guys realize that some people, no matter how hard they try, will never make it?
I wouldn't call myself ugly and people don't make fun of me like OP but I'm 5'4.
Nobody wants to date or be friend with a half-midget, unless to be the guy that have "a smol friend xDD." No matter how good of a guy I am, I'll never make it and trust me I tried. I got /fit/, tried to pick up a lot of girls, managed to actually sound like a normie sometimes but at the end of the day, they never asked or wanted to ask if I want to hang out again and said no when I asked them. Because I'm 5'4. One of them outright stated they had a good time but they were either lying or just didn't want to be seen with a midget ever again.

Not everyone can "make a name for themselves" because some of us are fucked beyond repair. If OP is really that ugly he can never make a name for himself and neither can I and all the other people here who have a huge physical problem. If you really think people can just "make a name for themselves" and make it through life you shouldn't be here and probably should go do anything else.

>tfw Chad even gets mommy gfs

It's not fair bros

>>37888736
unless you want to confine yourself to being a beta for the rest of your life, you HAVE to knock him out. Even if you have to jump him from behind, or use a weapon to do so, you've got to do it. Jesus, what the fuck must your mum think of you, I'd be so embarrassed

>>37888736
> mom is getting pounded by chads hard veiny cock
>this chad would probably bully robots like us
If this doesn't turn you youre a fagit

>>37888719
For years I couldn't accept it. When to great lengths to make myself more "attractive". Little did I know I was making myself uglier. I have completely fucked myself over in every way imaginable, so now being below average in terms of looks is a pretty minor issue.

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>>37888719
Looks are subjective faggot. Next question.

>>37888832
i look perpetually angry and also retarded
my face is lopsided, got acne and receeding hairline in addition to my massive forehead

mirin glutes

>>37888715
I would unirocially take this dogs knot.
God damn, I'm getting wet just thinking about it...

>>37888688
kys you gay faggot trash
>>>/lgbt/

>>37888688
Yeah and they could smell my shitty ass odor.

>>37888849
Butt stuff alone doesn't make you gay tho

my weapon is autism

>>37888637
I pull out a gun and shoot myself

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>>37888637
*teleports behind you*
eat lead fatass

Dang bro, I just smoke weed and drink sugar free energy drinks

>>37888604
I tried monster and redbull too but they just made me crash after an hour or two. Cocaine has been fine but it's expensive even though I get it for cheapish from my guy. Doesn't help that the job I'm using it for pays me shit.

>>37888584
If you can do something for that long you can do it forever. Fuck off with your drama emo kid.

Does anyone else hate clothes shopping? Never liked it. Wish I had an older brother growing up so I could have worn all his hand me downs since I hated the feeling of new clothes.

Just buy clothes online.

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>>37888568
And? Why do you give a shit what a person you will most likely never see or interact with again wears? And don't give me that bullshit about society is going down the drain.

I can't weigh in, but I want to know as well.
Wish I could hold conversations better and be smarter too. Seems like it's all one-sided sometimes due to the different intelligence levels between me and the other person.

>>37888676
Being smart matters a shit ton ye, but there must be techniques that can make any dummy hold entertaining conversations.

>>37888734
My only luck has been talking to people with similar hobbies. I know that doesn't help the issue you're having, but it's the only time I've had long and nice conversations. I'm pretty stupid, but at least I know tons about my interests. Doesn't help that my vocabulary is small and I can't explain myself too well to where I lose people constantly in our conversations.

Again, I know this doesn't help, but hopefully a nice Anon has some suggestions.

>>37888479
>my parents pay for college
>but it fucking sucks and want to drop out
>can't do it because it'd mean they completely wasted a ton of money

Same thing happened to me at 19. Saved money and moved out down the road into a 3 bedroom house with some friends that one of my roommates parents owned and they rented it to us cheap lives there a year met a girl while I was living there in a different city moved in with here. Honestly getting a job and going to school changed my life. My parents have never been prouder. 22 years of age btw. They really do only have your best interest at heart but you won't realize it until you do adult things yourself like lay your own bills and things. Before all of that my relationship with my parents was shitty. Then again all I was doing was smoking weed and failing in school. Trust me anon I've been there.

>>37888530

Only making it worse anon. Drop out sooner rather than later, less money wasted that way.

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>>37888391
For depression it's called not stagnating for days on end like zombie tier faggot. For autism, there is no cure unless you can rewire how a person's brain functions.

How do you cure something that isn't real, but a crutch made up by lazy people to blame their shortcomings on?

>>37888529
by following the banana .