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Hello Robots, i have an offer for you. You can get yourself one solid snapchat friend by adding me.
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>using snapchat
get outta here normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37889083
>Snapchat
Goddamn it. Im out.
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ya fags need to be on snapchat thats how you get the poosie
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>tfw you realized black people are literally robots of races
Whites (normies) bullied us for centuries and now they wonder why we didn't turn out to be like them.
If you are white you can't be robot.
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>It's other people's fault I can get over shit that happened before I was born
That's the real reason you stagnate.
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>>37889732
Mmmm..this bait is..seasoned? Tasty : -)
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>>37889799
>It's other people's fault I can get over shit that happened before I was born
Yes my guy, why don't you get over the fact you were born middle class and just become a billionaire?
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I'm tired of being NEET. It's fucking hell. Don't believe the "wagecuck" meme; having a job is infinitely better than sitting in solitary confinement. Can't live like this anymore.
I'm going to get a shitty job and try to save enough money to go to school.
What should I study? I'm thinking of maybe going into audio engineering and getting a comfy job as a foley artist.
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>>37889707
You'll have plenty of time while you work up to it, i hope you accomplish it anon :') make sure you do it i'm proud of you.
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>>37889707
yup, op. you finally realized being a wageslave at least gets you out the house and meet people.
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>>37889707
Listen OP. Wageslavery only exists if you work in a sector / job you don't enjoy. Customer service is one of the worst areas you can work in, but it's great foundational experience.
Get a job. Keep your head down, and work. Maybe do some part - time courses.
You will get a better job, but you've got to start off somewhere.
Don't listen to the rest of these under21 year-old nu-/r9k/ faggots.
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Anon, I want to be with you forever
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>>37889667
>starting impregnation
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>Anon, I want to be with you until it has become apparent that you will never live up to my ideal version of you
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>You can make me meals under my supervision but you can't stay here and you have to dress up and act like Asuka even when I'm not around.
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>tfw you'll never be a Japanese salaryman
Why even live?
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>>37889628
>>tfw you'll never be a Japanese salaryman
That is actually a very good feel. Fuck nip work culture, it`s much more comfy and liberal here in The Islamic Caliphate of Krautistan.
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>>37889628
No friends, poor conditions, you're looked down upon? What good do you possibly see in nippon?
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That would be a terrible lifestyle, the real win would be Japanese NEET
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I CAN'T EVEN GET A FUCKING JOB AT WAL MART REEEEEEEEE
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>>37889566
Stop smoking weed then, how hard can it be
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Don't work there man. Find a better job/entry level. Don't force a job on yourself.
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>>37889590
Very hard since walmart is the first place everyone looking for work apply to
>even a useless, barely functioning autist has a college degree
What's your excuse?
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how do i get a cute fembot gf like THAT? is that the new gueen of /r0k/ ? :O ;O :p
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>>37889550
>took 5 years (excluding the year he was suspended for trying to attract a gf with a sign on campus and yelling at the dean when she told him to fuck off) to complete a 2 year degree
>never did anything with the degree, besides make shitty off model maps for his comic
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>>37889550
He has got a college degree?
In Sonic games or what
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>be me
>18
> virgin, had girlfriends before but never lasted more then 1-2 weeks
>I'm poor, play vidya all day and can't afford to go out (work full-time at Wal-Mart with barely enough money to pay my shit brother in law rent). I also have no license and no plans to get one.
> sister and brother in law give me shit and tell me to find a good girl. They talk like it's so easy but they really have no idea.
> start dating a girl but she's also a virgin. Awkward af and We have no idea how to be intimate. Her idea of fun is rubbing my pants like sandpaper. 1 month in she breaks up with me.
>Same old thing
> talk to another girl. Have plans for her to come over but ditched me for a month. Same old thing.
> by this time sister and brother in law giving me shit and telling me just to lose my Virginity
> sick of being a Virgin and getting annoyed by family so meet some girl that I'm told is a ho-bag thru friends but don't give a fuck
>start dating
> one week in have sex
> happy
> one week later she tells me I should be tested for chlamydia which pretty much means she's already cheating me thinks
> same old thing
> what I do robots?
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AT LEAST YOU HAD SEX WITH A ROASTIE STACEY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37889515
you're young and 18, take what ever you can from any one get an education, get a better job, and if you're that desperate to fuck, buy a prostitute, same risks and honestly it's cheaper.
but you been getting a lot of dates anyway so maybe just keep on going until you find the right one.
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>>37889515
LOL
Kill yourself mate.
>I'm 18 and my life is sooo hard :( pls help /r9k/
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I just finished my A-levels and most of my year group (but none of my close mates) are going to a bar tonight. Should I go? I feel kinda awkward about drifting about various people.
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>>37889502
Anyone know what anime I should watch next? I have pretty much seen everything this season.
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>>37889527
denno coil
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>>37889527
A high quality american anime
HONESTLY THO TINDER, why haven't you DOWNLOADED TINDER yet?? What's stopping you??, It's the problem solver to your VIRGINITY
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>manlet
>not white
There you go
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What if i see someone i know?
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>>37889723
Don't care about that
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Do you ever think about how fake women are?
They smear powders and goo all over their face to look prettier. They wear elastic girdles and push-up bras and high heels. They cut their tits open and shove silicon in there. They do that to asses now too. Women make up 91% of all plastic surgery recipients. When you fall in orbit around a roastie up to 60-70% of her beauty could be artificial. Never forget this.
>inb4 butthurt ugly, acne ridden skanks
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>>37889412
Her non-make up eye looks better than the other one. It's rounder, bigger and friendlier.
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>>37889412
Some women look like fucking train wrecks with out half an inch of make up sometimes desu
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>>37889412
its not the make up that bothers me, its that they think they are naturally a 8 or whatever even when they dont have the make up on
like nigga u ugly too society just lets you hide it
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Should I tell my onetitis I love her? I know it's not gonna work but I feel like I'm urging to just tell her. I'm running out of time. But, I feel like I'll regret it! How do I even tell her I like her without sounding autistic or awkward. If I do, should I tell her in person or send her a letter or a text? Fuck fuck fuck! Help me robots!
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>>37889385
What's your situation with her? I really want to tell mine since soon I'll be in a position where I probably won't ever see her again unless I make a conscious effort to keep in touch with her but it's looking pretty hopeless.
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>>37889385
Suspense is pointless and will do you no good. Go for it and leave it or take it my dude.
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Don't say you love her, just ask her out to coffee or something
You might as well try
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>always bright
>always hot
>allergies
>bugs everywhere
>ticks and mosquitos that can give you dangerous and sometimes fatal diseases with just one bite/sting
>birds that never shuts the fuck up even at night
>normies that never shits the fuck up even at night
>everyone expects you to go outside
>always tired becuase I cant' get a decent night sleep beacuse of the stuff previously mentioned
fuck summer
looking forward to that comfy winter
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>Fat disgusting fucks in spaghetti straps/loose clothing
>Nogs littering the streets at all hours
>High humidity feels like walking into a thick wall of smog
On the bright side hot girls are always practically naked, I remember the other day this woman with a FAT ass wore these pants that were pretty much see through, she also had a thong on.
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>tfw live near the equator so dont have to worry about seasons because there is nonebut tfw when youre not white
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>>37889726
>white
>lives in southern California
>wonder what this beaner is even talking about
If that's your benchmark for happiness, good for you.
Post the most epic sentence you've ever heard in your years of porn browsing. Mine:
>"How old are you"
>"I'm sixt... I mean, eighteen!". Giggity giggity gty
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"But I poop from there!" "Not right now you don't."
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>"There's no dehydrated cunts in here!"
https://www.youporn.com/watch/12507903/femalefaketaxi-marine-gives-driver-a-good-fuck/
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>It's been 10 seconds since we last looked at our lemon tree
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Anyone just wanna talk? Just bored so why not. Just wanna make some internet friends I guess. So kik because kik is the only thing I'm able to use rn, name is wetfrenchfries. Pls.....im bored....
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I would but I can't get kik
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>>37889303
cant we just talk like this?
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>>37889303
I'd love to talk to you, OP but I have no idea how kik works n shiet. Don't you have discord?