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>nerdy/"quirky" girl makes a post on social media
>every reply consists of autistic orbiters making quirky attempts at jokes

Is this a universal thing, or just in my area?
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>>37890594
>>nerdy/"quirky" girl makes a post on social media
>>every reply consists of autistic orbiters making quirky attempts at jokes
You know the phrase "That makes my blood boil"? Yeah, that`s what happens when I see shit like this. Or r*ddit fgts or tumblr whales or normiescum being normiescum or some similar shit.
FUCKING. NORMIES.
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>>37890594
>some Indian guy ends up replying
>"hey buddy dont talk like that to her"
>indian and orbiters get into fight

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2 years more and I may become a witch, woohoo...
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>>37890656
memes aside it's almost entirely your fault...
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>>37890694
I know.
But it's too late now
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>>37890792
>I know.
I don't think you do...
>But it's too late now
It aint. and if you're holding out for magical powers, they don't come.

The flooding of immigrants into Europe is the natural consequence of a matriarchy. White men gave away their power so women could import violent brown people to fuck their tight little holes. Just as no white man would object to his country filled with young women looking for dick, no woman objects to the flooding of millions of young desperate brown men that will treat them like the dirt they fantasize about.

This is no more complicated at that. The sex games that have been with mankind since its inception. And now it's majorily tipped in favor of women who have a free selection of countless more men.
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What are you listening to /R9k/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL4i9FKuiEA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCnflKKgUFU
hey i really miss you
and i think about you sometimes
is it weird? am i crazy for doing so?
i will probably never see you again
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>>37890435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7moXQLTcfvE
dungeon synth is surprisingly comfy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqdTFy6xWaY
surprisingly comfy

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I have a small dick, therefore I can't satisfy 99.99999999% of women. Does that mean I'm free to fuck lolis?
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you're not free to do anything you pathetic small dick, we have ways of making sure you never get what you want
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How big is it senpai?

originale
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No. Get a fleshlight.

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/r9k/ today Im gonna tell you a story
>be me
>3rd grade had no friends through 1st and 2nd grade
>new girl comes
>/r9k/ I can't even explain how fucking pretty she was
>no one seems to talk to her not even the chads
>I ask if she wants to play
>she says yes
>were friends from that point on
>everything's pretty normal
FF to 6th grade
>new kid comes
>he has no friends so we invite to our friend group
>things are pretty normal for a while
>until the last 3 months of school

Cont?
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gee, lemme guess, he "steals" 'your girl' because you didnt have the balls to ask her out before he did.

Heard it a million times. what else is new.
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>>37890385
Continue pls :3

why does everything good have to end
>be me have dream
>in the dream i learn to fly for some reason
>its so fun and i finally feel like i have a redeeming trait that people like me like i can smell the air and everything
>i even start a relationship with the girl that rejected me like a year ago
>i also fly to other country's and shit too
>i swear to god adam 22 interviewed me

i wish i would of died in my sleep to keep doing that shit
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>25
>still working minimum wage
>too retarded to complete college

Should I kill myself?
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what's the minimum wage in your country
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>>37890444
$8.10
>Florida

(was not original)90-

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Can somebody send me money?
I could really use some money.
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>>37890379
>Can somebody send me money?
>I could really use some money.
sent ;)
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we all have to go through our personal hell

nothing saved me from waking up this morning in my same predicament

nothing is stopping you from getting a JOB
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You must be new. This is against the rules opee

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I'm going to write a virus that deletes all bank accounts.

Thank you r9k, you have brought out my evil mastermind.
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>>37890354
Fightclub beat you to that
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don't think too much about why you're actually doing it, you get nowhere like that
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>>37890354

Will it work globally? How soon?

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I WILL RECEIVE A QT GIRLFRIEND
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Repeating numerals and I will receive a qt virgin gf who loves buttsex and sucks dick like a vacuum
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>>37890266
Nice dubs
If single digits, I will get a chubby robot wife in one week
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Kek is dead. Chaos magick is dead. It was wasted so one neocon could beat another neocon in a meaningless contest

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How is you dating life going?

This might be because of the prevalence of online dating now days but after talking to some single female coworkers I noticed something very common. Nobody is willing to give someone a second chance after a awkward or soso first date. A lot of the women my age, early 30s, who are single and unsatisfied with there romantic life are incredibly picky. There is nothing wrong with that, but they never give the guy a second chance. They already have another person lined up online and just waiting to be immediately swept off their feet, but it never happens.
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>>37890222
>A lot of the women my age, early 30s, who are single and unsatisfied with there romantic life are incredibly picky

let me fix/explain this for you:

>A lot of the women my age, early 30s, who are incredibly picky are single and unsatisfied with there romantic life

there. get it?

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Do any robots play old school runescape?

can anyone spare me some gp
will suck dick for gp
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>>37890147
no

go level mining or fishing or some shit and make money off that

also get farming to 33 I think and plant ranarr seeds then harvest every hour, replant, go fish/mine/cutwood for an hour, rinse and repeat
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>>37890147
runescape is pretty fun, casualy doing slayer while browsing the chan
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>>37890147
go to world 27 around the north end of the GE, ill usually be standing there (ign Sayob) just ask me for some gp

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Anyone else here watch romantic comedies in hopes that it would help with the constant ">tfw no gf"-feels?
It sorta does help, but only when combined with alcohol
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I guess I'm the only one then. Maybe I should try /tv/
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No that's pretty lame actually

Also they're filling you with delusions of how relationships work
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>>37890701
So what you're saying is that the kikes of hollywood are out to get me?

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Tranny thread.

Pic related.
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bumpty dee bumpty doo
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Arlen is the best
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Is this a thread just post pics of trannies? Why

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