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>>37891085
you're a normie and you're boring and we have nothing in common and you're probably a hoe, PEACE.

shut up u negative canthal tilt roastie i dont even know you, why are you even here

Cause you aren't white

But you won't cause you're a bitch

>>37891022
All your shoulda, coulda, woulda's would stretch all the way to the moon and back you spineless cuck

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Watch out for this guy

>>37891070
>the whole state of Texas
you can say that agian, really regert moving here from california, everything is back asswards here it isn't even funny, and just fuck the south in general.

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Naples, italy kinda sucks, but Im sure its not as bad as other places.
>tfw waking up to the smell of burning trash of toxic materials

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>>37891070
>>37891163
Do you know what we do to commifornians and fags?

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Is this an asian thread

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Honestly I just don't see the appeal

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what is the appeal of Asians robots? I don't see it

>>37890965
>age of consent eighteen in alot of places in the US
How will THEY ever recover. I don't care about trying to get along with people. Sex isn't worth the STD's.

>>37891014
By they I meant the powers that be to clarify.*

They used to bitch all of the time once they monitored kids sexting. What people get for having an all seeing eye is realising just how wrong they are about people.

>>37891014
Don't buy the meme, let it flow and let yourself be free

You can be autistic and still have meaningful relationships. Do you want to end up like Japan with a destroyed birth rate and beta men? Sex is a normal important part of being a human. You need it otherwise you stop being human. You devolve

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>your thread gets 0 replies
Okay, i'll just leave now

>feel welcome to post the names of the people who have ghosted you or that you have ghosted.
Most of r9k even get to this point, but fuck you Kate.

I ghosted some kid who sent a shirtless pic a while back because what the fuck fat ginger??

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>>37890940
>tfw reach your while party Ultima
>spam final boss with it
>complain on gamefaqs that Kefka was too easy
>trigger many autists that day

Well shit lad, if your horniness has gotten you this far, there may be hope for you yet.
Try not to spend too long talking to her about the same shit, unless she seems to take genuine interest in it.

Best of luck to you

>>37891020
im not bad at conversation...it's just the first approach that its hard for me.
Also, i must not fap no matter what. I feel like if i fap im not going to be able to lead the date

>>37891940
If you have already talked to her, and you're not bad at conversation, First approach should be easy. Just greet her how you would anyone else.

>>37890771
It's okay anon, she isn't real.

>>37890771
Saber would hate you if she were real. You spend all your time complaining on a racist and sexist imageboard instead of taking the time to improve yourself and better your life. Saber would be disappointed in you for wasting your pathetic life away like this

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>>37890771
I know that feel, Saber-kun.
Just pull off the shroud and start to projecting Unlimited Exposure Therapy.

Actually had that dream recently, I wasn't even surprised that it was a dream when i woke up

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>>37890739
>go out with qt
>happiest moment of my life
>go to the park, to the beach, cuddle
>wake up

I hate myself. Why do i fucking torture myself ? Fuck fuck fuck.

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>>37890733
Your penis is dead anon, just like you.

stop doing it over 3 times a day

You ran out.

>>37890660
Amerifats can shoot themselves. Otherwise, rope and pills, train, high buildings, idk haven't tried any yet

>>37890660
I recommed carbonmonooxide (grill inside room), or wrist slitting (warm water in bathtub, sleeping pills, painkillers).
If you go by rope, remember, the knot HAS to sit at the back of your head, NOT your neck. If the sling is tight (at you neck), you`ll strangle yourself. If you do it correctly, your neck breaks, which is both fast and almost painless.
Don`t do trains or high buildings. Rate of success is <80% and somebody has to clean your spilled guts up, mostly some poor robot wageslave.
If you want to go out in style, paint a picture with a shotgun or (if you have money) snort as much cocaine as you can while getting rimmed by a Thai ladyboy.

Happy Endings and Good Luck, my friend.

>>37890660
I would reccomend checking out 4+4 chans /suicide/ board

>>37890614
This chicks has a video on YouTube of her reviewing contacts and I can't find it help a bro out