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>tfw eurocuck
>tfw i cant have weapons
im jealous of americans
i will never have a nice revolver in my hands
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>>37891469
Move here. You get .38 special just for becoming a citizen
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>>37891469
Ask me how I know your dick is under seven inches.
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>>37891469
I'm european and i have three handguns and five hunting rifles and a shotgun. 4000+ ammunitions and various knives.
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>it's a pseudointellectual populist talking about "the global elites" episode
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>>37891324
>populists
Fucking casuals can't into real politics
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>>37891324
>2017
>not being woke af
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>>37891324
>Elitist thinks his Elitism makes him a real intellectual
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>tfw so depressed and hopeless about having no girl interested in me at all, not even the fat landwhales od my area, that I'm considering turning gay.
It's another episode of prison9gay.
I've been on and off the sissy ride and lately, maybe due to the recent weather, I'm starting to get cock cravings again.
Should I do like that other anon from here, set up a date in a public bathroom with some random guy from grindr?
I'm so desperate.
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>turning gay
if you aren't attracted to guys already the experience would be bad
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ik, its miserable.
I keep fapping to traps, and browsing craigslist. Said im straight but willing for a gay to give me a bj. Someone responded in like 1 minute followed by many others. I panic and deleted it but damn one day I may give in.
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>>37891377
>He says while posting a 'boy' drawn to be as girly as possible
Prision gay is rife on 4chan.
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Help- I think my brother is Schizophrenic 2017-06-22 07:09:38 Post No.37891278
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Help- I think my brother is Schizophrenic
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My brother was diagnosed with Asperger's when he was a kid and there's definitely something off with him. However recently he's gotten really bad and I think he may be mentally ill:
>is always pacing around if not doing anything
>NEET for 3 years
>(Big one) Constantly having conversations to himself when he thinks nobody can hear him. It's usually him yelling at my parents for "making him a NEET"
>Thinks he's going to be really famous somehow even though he has no charisma (it's more of him not wanting to work and getting an easy way out)
>Rationalizing failings with religion (I.E. That girl didn't reciprocate my advances because she's a sinner. God doesn't want me to get a job.)
>Extremely paranoid. Does things like putting a ton of extra keys on his ring so "if someone steals his key they wont know which one opens the house" and constantly clearing his history including youtube for no reason
>Room is a pigsty
>Masturbates when people are home and are rooms away
>Is a pedophile
I know you're all going to joke that it's you but I can assure you he never goes on 4chan
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>>37891278
That's literally every robot on this board. The only help he needs is a nice long stay at an inpatient mental health facility
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>>37891334
How would I go about it though? He would totally lose his shit if anyone even alluded to the fact he's not 100% sane. He throws tantrums and might get violent. He has a handgun permit but I don't know if he has one hidden somewhere.
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>>37891334
Also do robots have out-loud conversations with themselves? That seems like extreme mental illness
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>my gf..
>femanons what do you think about..
>go hug your sister!
>traps
get out of my board you scum
you have ruined my board and my life
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/b/ is spilling into this board sadly
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back to plebbit, you pleb
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>>37891244
You ruined your own life. The blame rests soley and justly upon your shoulders
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Here's what no one ever tells you about losing your virginity: once you have sex for the first time, talking to women and having more sex becomes much, much easier. It's like an instant confidence boost.
So stop saving yourself for that perfect, pure virgin girl (who doesn't exist btw) and lose your virginity ASAP. It's only holding you back.
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>>37891212
the problem is that losing it to a hooker wont really feel like losing it. i think the reason why so many people on this board care about losing it (and why those who lose it to a hooker usually say they don't feel any better) is because losing your virginity isn't just your first sexual experience, you feel worthy to another person who you like, which find you attractive enough for sex. no strings attached. obviously with a hooker, there would be strings attached. you'd only be losing your virginity because you paid them, not because you were attractive enough in their minds to fuck them.
tl;dr it won't actually feel like losing your virginity if you lose it to a hooker, and since robots can't lose it any other way they will never feel that boost of confidence
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I haven't had sex in about 8 years and I can't talk to women at all, am I a renewed virgin?
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No it doesn't. I haven't had sex in 7 months, and not for lack of trying. Smh.
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>meet bong on gmod 3 years ago
>become friends
>autistic, neet, virgin just like me
>we have the same sense of humor and like the same games
>perfect robot friend
>talk and play vidya everyday
>he was going to murica this summer to work as a camp counselor or some shit
>say goodbye before he leaves
>he completely disapeared
>he hasn't been online on anything for 35 days now
>not discord, not steam, not skype, not whatsapp nothing
>everyday I look for news to see if any brit has been died or been kidnapped in the US
>he isn't trying to avoid me because he has no reason to and he hasn't ignored me
>what are the chances of him not having access to any wifi or mobile network for 30 days
>I'm worried I might have lost my best and only friend
is he dead?
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i hate bongs they're stupid
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>>37891234
me too
I can't stand british accents but he's actually alright becuase it's really subtle
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American Summers are long aren't they? Like a few months?
He'll be back chill out OP
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This thread is exclusively reserved for posting pictures of people who are not you and who have never, ever used 4chan before.
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Who else here /involuntary celibate/?
>23 and a khhv
>7th grade girl made a hot or not list and put me top of not list
>rejected 8th grade
>rejected 9th grade
>10th grade go to camp and get rejected on my birthday
>11th grade get a ""gf"" that uses me for my money
>in uni undergrad go to clubs, events etc and get rejected all the time
I'm sad anymore. I've accepted it and have get comfy enjoying the few things I'm passionate about (mostly academics, literature, philosophy, music and vidya)
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>>37891159
what's a khhv? i've seen that term used a lot lately but i have no idea what it's supposed to mean
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>>37891159
>11th grade get a ""gf"" that uses me for my money
Son. If you're not a khhv get the fuck out.
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>>37891726
kissless hugless handholdless virgin
origigi
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You can bring either pepe (smug) or wojak to life. They will be your best friend unless you abuse them. Who do you pick?
pepe (smug)
>neet
>aggressive (not towards you)
>mischievous
>half chad half insane
wojak
>depressed
>smart
>knows how to function in normieworld, has a mid tier job
>pussy
>can give emotional support
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>>37891149
Wojak, I think that he would be a total bro
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I would bring a normalfag to life. You normalfag.
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>>37891149
wojack because he's less likely to go insane
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I am a Chad, AMA
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When did you realize you'd never grow up?
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When I realized no one ever "grows up".
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>>37891144
I realize it when everyone I know is a bunch of man children while I feel like I'm a old fuck who's been dead inside for years thanks to all the man children's fault.
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Right around now.
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>8 days into summer holidays
>didnt leave my house
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what have you been up to OP? I'm trying to find a friend to play vidya with all summer. I hope you have a nice one.
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>>37891553
just enjoying shittier and shittier memes...cant even play vidya because having Win10 does not go along with old games
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Fuck you summerfag.
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>tfw I still listen to metalcore at 24
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I listen to emo music and I'm 20
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>tfw I still listen to CRAAAAAWLIN IN MY SKIN at 22
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I'm 25 and I ironically listen to Linkin Park sometimes. Secretly I enjoy it.
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"My name is Florina Tenebrae, I am a 300 year old vampire. And from this moment on, you, your home and everything you possess belong to me. You will give me your blood three times a day, sexually service me whenever I need it, and do anything else I ask. i like my coffee black and my blood red. You are not to reveal my identity as a vampire to anyone. And you are only permitted to visit people whom I deem appropriate. Defy me or attempt to take my life, and your own shall be forfeit. Any questions?"
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>>37891102
is it possible for me to actually have a decent chance to become a vampire also? do i become a mutant freak if i do? if no to first and yes to second i just yolo and try to kill them.
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>>37891102
I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.
I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.
Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and Iearn what each other's bodies were for.
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>>37891136
You know she was a quite average looking normalscum dyke-in-the-making, right?