Daily reminder: traveling is the most pointless thing ever. It gives you a sense of accomplishment without doing any real work- just spending money. People are the same everywhere- new york is just as good as london or toronto
WHAT ABOUT SEEING THE NATURAL BEAUTY OF THE WORLD, FUCKFACE
I DON'T LIKE YOU
I DON'T LIKE YOUR THREADS
TALK ABOUT NICE THINGS ON THIS BOARD OR GO TO HELL
>>39474429
All cities are basically the same but hiking trips and shit like that when you get out into nature is pretty cool.
>>39474429
I agree, though it would be fun to go on a vacaton with Staceys and Chads to Florida or some cheap domestic place
Hey. This is probably the third time I have ever posted here, but I just wanted to say thanks to all you guys. We may all be forgotten and abandoned by society, but you guys have always been able to give me a good chuckle from time to time. Our parents may not think of us as anything, but the true friends and family are all of us here. We laugh, cringe, baww and feelsbadman as one giant high-functioning family. Thanks, all of you, for sticking with me through Current Year and remember that even through all of the insults and faggotry, we are all true comrades with more in common than we think. Never change, /r9k/.
holy shit please hang yourself. whether this is bait or not
>>39474558
Op just poured his heart out to us and you say this?
/thread
>>39474558
Ow that was a reeaal edgy post anon. Pat on the back.
Hey /r9k/, I'm having a problem.
>be me, 25yo neet
>Mom and I just moved to a new place
>Labor Day weekend, time to get drunk (again) and watch animu
I got some jack and Marlboro red, rewatching hunter x hunter
>in this new appt, my bedroom windows aren't blacked out
>in my room, can constantly see my ugly puffy face in monitor
>try closet, no furniture
>try bathroom (no lights), Mom comes in and yells at me for jerking off (I wasn't)
>hate myself, hate seeing myself
>nowhere is comfortable for me to watch where I can't see reflection
Any suggestions you guys? I have to wait until Mom gets alimony before I can get more window covers and I really don't like seeing myself in the monitor. This sucks
Eat less and have a less puffy face.
>>39474427
My face isn't puffy cuz of the weight. It's puffy cuz of my awful sleep schedule and the alcohol. Normally, I'm awake from 6pm-10am each day and go through 750mL of whiskey every 3 days.
I'm a little chubby, and I'm fine with my fat face. But I can't stand seeing the dark circles under my eyes because they make me feel like a loser
>>39474383
Use tin foil on the windows
>have a few friends
>don't think they care that much about me
>one of my friends play games together occasionally but only if I ask well in advance
>sometimes don't hear from him for weeks at a time
>another friend is the same way, I went months without hearing from him despite actively trying to get ahold of him
>when I finally got ahold of him he responded like it was no big deal
>if I were to stop chasing them I'm sure I would never hear from them again
>made a new friend a few months ago
>same symptoms, try to text every couple of days or so to shoot the shit and try to set up a hangout once in a while but he always has plans or flakes
I don't understand why people are like this? I have good times with my friends but if I dropped off the face of the earth I don't think they would give a shit. No one ever cares to talk to me themselves unless they want something.
>>39474367
you sound like me anon.
part of why i dont make friends is because of my sperg and the rest is because of the fact that people tend to not give to shits about you after a bit of time.
if you would like to we could be friends, i miss someone i can talk with, we dont have to play games, just talk, a sustainable, long term, friendship
They know people who are more interesting and fun than you. Why is this hard to understand. You've been effectively replaced and are at best a last resort for times when they have literally nobody else available.
>>39474367
I'm the type of person who never instigates things, and I have very few friends. I gwt worried they don't see me as good of a friend and don't want to spend time and hang out.
Who here /eat fresh/
just got myself a steak and cheese. Italian bread, white cheese, lettuce tomato, green peppers, onion, line of mayo, line of southwest sauce.
I'm Italian, here it's almost impossible to get fat if you haven't got some disease
Check out the nutrition facts on that food, anon. It's not as /fresh/ as you'd think.
>>39474342
>white cheese
I always hated fucks like you who would ask for "white cheese"
there was 4 cheeses that were white in color
also fuck subway corporate for taking down their list of cheeses during their "de-cluttering process"
that list prevented shit like this from happening
You also didnt say if you got it toasted i hope youre not one of those sad fucks who gets it "heated"
Thanks for bringing back all those bad memories OP
otherwise (besides the shit tier american cheese which i assumed you meant by white cheese) sounds prdy tasty desu
Femanons, defend yourselves and your gender. Let's hear your point of view for once.
>>39474284
I will if you post a single desirable trait that you have
>>39474284
it makes me very bitter and resentful of women to see firsthand in my past what they consistently do
how can I possibly defend my gender
I can say im an individual and that im aware of the bullshit enough to somewhat fit in here
also im atypical because autism so you could dissociate me from roasties by that metric too
>>39474284
I wish that all women had one head, and that I could bash it in. And then after that I just serve as a breeding sow or something to make up for the shittiness of my gender. I hate other women.
>cat doesn't let me pet her
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY IS KITTY SO MEAN ???????????
>>39474227
>FUCKING SHOWER REEEEEEEEE
animals,cats in specific,really fucking hate smelly humans,and since you're on r9k i assume you didnt shower in the last week
>>39474576
no I take showers all the time
still no pet
>>39474858
yeah sure whatever
also i get the urge to ask you :why the fuck did you adopt a cat if you wanted affection from your pet?
you're retarded that's why
I just ate 450g of spicy pizza in one sitting and my stomach hurts. I want a fembot(female) to spoon with.
>>39474167
I just nutted in my brand new sleeping bag
>>39474167
fuck you and your ounces of pizza
Are you legit turbofaggot
Tfw when no giggling stoner gf with awesome taste in music who weed makes silly and horny
friendly reminder that all drugs are normie and you do not belong on this board
>>39474102
maybe the problem is you don't belong?
think about it
>>39474160
>In order to obtain drugs you need to have contacts
>can't have contacts without being a normie
nah
> OBOY
haha
>>39474081
BOY OH BOY
BEST LISA SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkwXKL0F9Fg
>>39474096
>BOY OH BOY
>
>BEST LISA SONG
this
>>39474096
Good taste my guy, heres a (You)
What can we robots do about polddit
>>39474040
God so fucking gross...
stop going to reddit
>>39474040
Man I hate what /pol/ has done to this place. It's like when all the old people started using Facebook to try and act "hip." Fucking disgusting.
What are you anons listening to right this second???
>>39474027
https://youtu.be/D_iq0itYp40
>>39474027
simpsonwave 1995
>>39474027
An album by emancipator
>tfw you will never be the captain of the football team
>>39474019
I was. but I am not sure if you are talking about actual football or soccer as some degenerates like to call it.
>>39474039
real football
but whats it like to be the captain of a soccer team ? where you a english chad ?
>>39474083
not really. it was something to do after school and the teacher only gave me the captaincy because anon works hard bullshit. I had peers sure but I wouldnt call any of them friends and obviously I havent heard/seen any since school finished 7 years ago.
Why is the vast majority of society made up normies who are uneducated about politics that affect their lives, allow consumerist and corporatist culture to thrive, popularize easily digestible pandering music, expose their narcissism on social media and give millions of dollars to Hollywood to see the next lazy shitty remake movie?
Is the average human being this dumb? How come most people on this board can see through these things but we're autistic and failures?
>>39473986
They are not dumb. They are just too distracted fucking eachother to get it.
You do nothing all day but read shit on the internet, of course you would be able to take a step back and look more clearly.
In fact, normies are generally a lot smarter than your average bot, but their intelligence only goes to use in their work/hobby/gf, so politics that dont directly affect them are not in the focus
>>39473986
>>39474043
Everyone is intelligent and retarded in some area, intelligence isn't just either being good at everything or terrible at everything. The majority of people have the weaknesses of OP's list but thrive in social intelligence, are capable of hard work and independence. Robots are basically the exact opposite, hence making them a minority and so alienated from society
>>39474216
Basically they are just too busy interacting within the world that is created for them rather than thinking about the world itself?
https://strawpoll.com/55gaf626
How much of /r9k/ is male and how much is female?
>>39473930
>be female
>vote male anyway
I'M A FIRESTARTER, TWISTED FIRESTARTER!
>>39473930
I sure hope people are just lying about being female to throw off data collectors.
You guys are faggots and claim to hate us females yet post about us 24/7. You have ruined the board.