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how do you hug a girl?????
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get on your tippie toes and extend your arms out, jump up and clentch on tightly, then quickly release and fall back to your feet
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Wrap your legs around their torso, using your arms to maintain upright.
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>>37892791
Get two friends to join hands with you, and then make a circle around her 120" waist
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What does r9k think of Joe Rogan? I've been listening to his podcast recently and I think he's based although he exposes his brainlet status every now and again.
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I've only ever listened to the ones with Jordan Peterson and Alex Jones
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it's so fascinating, man
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Stopped listening at the recent ep when him and two other woke af pseuds shouted down a professor for three hours
Something about ancient aliens building temples in turkey
Also he thinks the moon landings were faked
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPrcMfRePvs
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>>37892769
you'd be amazed how much this isn't worth it
>freaks out at you for anything and everything for hours straight
>paranoid you're doing anything ever
>eventually cheats on you while using all the time she has suspected you of doing something or all the times "you've caused her emotional distress"
>makes it seem like it's your fault using all her crazy mental gymnastics
>even if you've been nothing but good to her
unless you're a literal cuck no one should want this.
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>he calls himself a robot
>he doesn't smoke
explain yourself
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>>37892766
>having enough money for smokes
normie out
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because i fucking managed to quit, haven't had a smoke in about five months and i'd like to keep it that way cunt
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A)My health is shit enough from shitty genes, never excercising, and eating loads of junk.
B)Autism bux only goes so far and cigs are taxed to shit in leaf land.
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REMINDER that if you are 6 foot and above you cannot be a robot because women will literally fly across the planet for your seed
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Rest of the story for non believers
http://nypost.com/2017/06/17/sperminator-has-sired-dozens-of-kids-and-there-could-be-more-coming/
http://nypost.com/2016/06/12/professor-who-donates-sperm-in-city-bathrooms-has-sired-22-kids/
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>>37892758
>be 6'3
>be fat
ha ha friend,I have to disagree with you there.
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>>37892758
>The page "Ari nagel" does not exist. You can ask for it to be created, but consider checking the search results below to see whether the topic is already covered.
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watching y'all sin
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It literally took her four days to reply. What does this mean for me?
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>>37892751
It's a trap don't reply back
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>>37892795
A trap how?
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>>37892751
She wanted to make sure it was late enough that there was no way for you to suggest a 21st birthday drink.
It's her clever defense strategy to make sure you don't ask her on anything resembling a date.
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Whoa uncle anon, you're so tall
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"Uncle anon, you're fat"
actual quote from my niece
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>>37892731
Dont do you mean big, honey.
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Uncle anon you're such a fucking faggot holy shit
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>think i mighy have a cavity
>dont want to go to the dental jew
>cant eat gummy worms anymore
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>>37892694
put on some dentures and eat the gummy worms
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>>37892694
Blend your gummy worms.
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>>37892694
i have 6 cavities the dentist isnt shit im going in a week
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How does one get girls to look at them like this?
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Look like that guy.
Why does everybody ghost me after a few weeks? I cannot keep a single friend for more than a month without them hating me or getting bored of me.
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You havent met me yet.
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Maybe it's cause you're such a fag
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>>37892702
me either, i'll be your friend, robot
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I waxed my car with my collection of penis residue.
Where do I go from here?
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Don't complain when tomorrow morning you find your car full of bitches.
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Well bros, it's finally come to this. I can't hide it any longer: my GF is mentally ill.
She came home yesterday crying, saying the doctor diagnosed her with narcissistic personality disorder along with other disorders. She was visibly upset, but at the same time, her problems with narcissism are obvious. We had a huge fight last week because she wanted to move in with me and one of her 'terms' was to put a painting of HERSELF on the wall. Like it's just a portrait painting of her drawn by some tacky dime store portraitist who charges a few hundred bucks a gig; it reminds me of those paintings that dictators plaster all over their country. She also keeps trying to convert me to feminism when I've made it clear I want nothing to do with it. We have so many arguments over this, she won't quit bringing up the fact that I said "gender studies majors are the worst people in the world." Well they are the worst people in the world, if we define "world" as my own personal universe of cloistered millennials with no problems. I mean they're not ISIS but they're about as bad as neutered white people can get. I'm just never going to back down on this issue so it's a real problem in our relationship.
Increasingly I'm just feeling like I'll have to break up with this GF. But I don't want to hurt her feelings or make her personality disorders worse. At the same time, I need to think about me, I can't allow this girl to put fucking dictator portraits of herself in my apartment and impose 'feminist sharia' in our home. I'd rather die single.
What should I do bros?
I know, I know, normie and all that, but please, consider that I have nowhere else to turn.
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She's crazy, get the fuck outta town if you're sane
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>>37892631
> feminist
Try to red-pill her or dump her. You can't just have a feminist gf if you are not a beta cuck. And you aren't a beta, right OP?
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>>37892631
>not also demanding a portrait of yourself
You clearly aren't meant to be together.
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I paid an anonymous woman fifty dollars to make a twenty minute girlfriend audio for me. Honestly, I think it was worth every penny
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>>37892613
What did you have her say?
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Hello anon, i know you hate mexicans living in your country but let me tell you; most of those mexicans are shit (no education, poorfags) but not every mexican is lowtier scumbag (like those hommies you have to deal everyday).
I'm studying a carreer, i live on a decent appartment and i'm learning 2 languages (english and german).
As a mexican robot, i'm very sorry you have to deal with those mexicants normies.
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>>37892598
I have yet to see a morenista whose religious and a divegrass fan, I thought they were all hipsterslike me
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>>37892598
It's okay Paco. I've spent a lot of time near the Mexican border and you guys seem fine to me. It's really the California spics that are the worst.
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>>37892598
gotta go back