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>Roasty gets skank drunk
>Passes out somewhere
>Shits herself
>Her bffs laugh and snap and post pictures of the scene

Do you think that this is the kind of thing that ruins a roasty to the point that she starts thinking she's a fembot?

Or are roasties such trash that they'd actually be proud of such a picture
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>>37893703
That can't all be hers...surely..
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>>37893703
That's a big shit.

I'd rather see roasties ripping a thick piss stream
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>Shits herself
I think someone shit on her lol

>Do you think that this is the kind of thing that ruins a roasty to the point that she starts thinking she's a fembot?

Nah. She's roastie for lie

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>fully aware oneitis and ex tells me she once fucked her friend behind my back and gets mad when I get uncomfortable when she mentions them or is near them
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I hope her friend rolls down a mountain coated in fucking glass shards
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>>37893667
i don't understand, so she cheated or what?
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>>37893667
> fully aware oneitis and ex tells me she's leaving me for another guy seemingly for no reason and gets mad when I question her

Not OP but fuck women

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I JUST WANT A FULL TIME JOB
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>>37893625
Fast food full time will make you want to kill yourself but they hire anyone and money is money bruh
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I feel like the universe doesn't want me to work, I've been looking for months and still can't find anything
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I just want a part time job

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>god i really wish this were me
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>>37893586
>ywn have a foursome with them
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>>37894113
>can't argue with that now can i boner

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Daily reminder that chad is cuming inside your crush right now

Stay positive friends!
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>>37893619
>chad even has a sex monopoly on 2D girls

REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>don't know any girls so I have no crush
Wew. Dodged a feel bullet there.
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Joke's on you, my crush died of leukemia with 17.

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>Start a job
>Work all week
>Come home, eat, then go to bed
>Finally get some free time (right now)
>Page last refreshed: 4 days ago

How the fuck do you do it, wagies?
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>Parents are incredibly overbearing
>Only told them about one girl I dated in high school and they made it super weird by trying to get over involved
>From there on out don't tell them about girls (which happens maybe once every 18 months)
>Best friend since elementary school comes out as gay
>We moved to the same town for college when we graduated and still hang out often
>Both of our parents assume we're in a lifelong secret romance
>Dad was originally upset that I was gay but has come to accept it
>We never talk about it
>Gay friend is a huge man slut
>I'm a loser but am still straight
>Get word from my sister my parents are staging an intervention to tell us both that they know we're dating and they're proud of us for being in such a stable relationship
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Lol Faget
Jo Ho ho ho ho ho h
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>>37893548
>never even mentioned a girl to my parents
>best friend comes out as trans
>tfw I'm sure I'll know this feel before too long

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Someone other than Facet edition

>use a name
>chat with others and share what's on your mind
>seek/and or offer advice
>pls be nice
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who /derealisation here/? it's extreme when i have caffeine. i find it best to try to ignore it, it's not fully going away though.
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>>37893782
Hey. That's me. Loads of caffeine and energy drinks when I can't get my pills. Hate this feel
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Present.

Will be busy, though.

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At what age did you finally realize that your parents taking you to the veterinarian to get castrated when you were a kid was abuse and not a normal medical procedure at all?
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>>37893511
wat.

Not original enough but ok.
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>>37893565
It's pretty straightforward anon

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Would you rather work in a call center or data entry 48 hours a week? (Includes break times)
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>>37893569
probably data entry... try to make a bot to do all my work for me while i pretend to do shit and avoid people... but i have no fucking clue anon.
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Working 48 hour weeks is already forfeiting most of your life, may as well just die at that point. Data entry is preferable because you talk to less people.
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Data entry assuming you can listen to audiobooks to pass the time

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>mfw I pay an escort to watch a movie with me and cuddle/kiss but no sex.. just want to feel some sort of human contact and affection...what has my life come to?
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I'm kind of afraid to ask... but what movie did you watch with her anon...
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>>37893551
Dude she does not care she probably actually is ok with you because you are not like me.
Shoving a cock in her ass hole and making her taste shit cum.
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>>37893570
Driv...literally I just wanted to watch some kino whilst being touched, should I just kill myself?

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>She ignored you
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>>37893479
>>She ignored you

who? your mother?
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>>37893690
Don't EVER reply to me again you fucking cuck hold nigger piece of shut fuck you
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>>37893717
yeah you show him anon

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If you were a hot Stacy, would you do a shoot for GirlsDoPorn?
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>>37893406
Kinda depends on what they pay
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I'd do BLACKED tbqh
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nah,

my plan if i was a hot chic would be:

1. lesbian orgies,

while

2. pretending to be a preppy goody goody hot chic to marry some rich loser in the Hamptons or some shit

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Come and sit down at the meme bar and have a drink while we listen to some music

Here's an instrumental to start us off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhINAWnhBdI
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>>37893395
Good evening OP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46Xkjy0L0ac

Dead Combo are a duo from Lisbon, Portugal.
The opening track of this album is very late night music-ish. Enjoy.
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>>37893648

Good evening to you too, listening now liking it so far goes nice with questing in WoW
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>>37893854
Glad you enjoy it.
Unfortunately I'll have to go to bed now because I'm a wagecuck and my alarm goes off at 5:30 tomorrow morning.

Good night!

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I'll preface this by saying I'm a cyborg so I don't get...
>NORMIE GET OUT
I usually just lurk so as to protect the sanctity of /r9k/ or what's left of it. But I've had a terrible day, and I want you to know what happened.
>2 months ago
>start dating girl
>she's great all around looks good, hates niggers, obedient
>has mental issues
>she decides we should take a break so she can clear her mind
>I accept because there's no point trying to fight that shit, like Pilate I wash my hands
>weeks go by, I meet another girl, we fuck
>a day later previous girl messages me saying she missed me
>says she wants to talk and that she's feeling better
>I ask her to take me back
>she asks me if I've been with anyone while we were separated
>I come clean (I'm genuinely an honest person irl)
>she says she wants nothing to do with me and leaves me saying I basically cheated
>Im all alone now

I don't even know where to begin. Was I in the wrong? What the hell do I do? I'm hurting, anons. It would mean a lot if you could offer me comfort. I'm hurting terribly.
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I want everything to be okay. But I feel like I just lost any chance of that.
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>>37893381
ughhh drop her she is crazy
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>>37893414
>drop her
It's not looking like there's much of a choice for me in that matter now.

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