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>>37894090
why does this thread even exist. sage

>>37894147

It's a weird feel. Try it.

>>37894090
yea it's good for you I think, concentrate on not tending up and taking slow even breaths

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oreligoooo gogogoggbgbgggggg

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we should just move these threads to friday desu
feet fridays

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>>37894183
now THAT would be comfy

also higher res version of >>37894171

>>37894040
Lol nigawat?

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Why do you even put them in some drawer? Why don't you wipe yourself clean and flush the thing? Why collect them?

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>>37894022
could be some sort of "sons cum" fetish she has. wouldnt be surprised if she buries her nose into the tissues and has a large hidden stash of them that she keeps

>he doesnt eat his own cum to get rid of all the evidence
amateur tbhe

>>37894016
nobody gives a shit, trust me

there are people a lot older than you in college

if you get a beard and dress nice you may have a chance with 18 yo girls, they'll choose you over their immature 18yo classmates, it's nature

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>tfw going to conmunity college next semester at 24
I'll be surrounded by 15 year olds

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>>37893973
I want to get one or two non-grand strategy games, preferably adventure related, also has to be under $20.

I was thinking about either fallout 4, Hyper Light Drifter, Transistor, Hollow Knight, Hitman, or Phantom Pain . Any suggestions are welcome.

>>37893984
>things robots say
>Autist

>>37894076
O yeah I say that too. I also call people "chads" to my friends, they started using the term too. Or I say "autistic" when someone is really into something. I also unironically say "dropped my/his/their spaghetti" and "buttmad" in conversation

Robots say
>degenerate
>autistic
>redpilled

Gayest shit ever in all honesty

>>37893904
Why would I hate them? they get naked!

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>>37893904

Well, I hate all women, and nice women are just a subset.

When I found out they were all roasties or attention whores

>>37893845
33 as well but I'm a chad

27
cyborg

I'd be a full blown robot if I wasn't somewhat good looking, tho.

>>37893845
40 robot
i think my mom giving birth to me late explains a lot of the mental illnesses i have

>people unironically find this attractive
there is such thing as too much momentum

Anything to get a handful of dat ass

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round and round I go

It is a very simple thing to lose weight.

>>37893828
That's past chubby and squarely into whale territory.

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I sure do if you mean girls like this

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>37893814
>Bold actions lead to beta bitch feelings because the motivation was beta all along
Stop reading into my brain thanks

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I hope to see lesser seen ones or originals.

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Feels doomed man.

>>37893754
> Christianity is red pilled
Tell me there's not actually people retarded enough to think this.

>>37893798
Have you been on /pol/ recently?

>>37893798
If people are retarded enough to believe that a red pill is a real concept, this isn't a stretch

>>37893725
subway is good though meatball with lettuce,tomatoes, and ranch is fucking GOAT

For me, it's the italian BMT

>>37893725
yeah eating subway won't make you lose weight, it's just a meme