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>>37894361
They are more likely to go to College and probabyl also more likely to study longer.

Those stats have to be out dated, no way that many 30 year olds are married unless I am that out of touch.

>>37894361
busy working at a high pressure job
making enough money to have fun / a girlfriend without having time to commit

>>37894334
Lmao, mine just shut down twice today.

I'd like to know too.

>>37894359

>hosting server for game
>people are going to think I'm a shitty host because I keep disconnecting due to laptop shutting off from overheating

>buying a laptop instead of a cheaper custom made desktop
lmaooooo

>>37894312
Your sister deserved it.
Play this next time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8roxM1k02g

>>37894391
>Deicide
>not their debut album
but i like the idea
do it OP

adam what are you doing on this board, go back to analysing synecdoche

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>>37894284

TPP and F4 will perhaps get you the most lasting experience.

I personally reccomend Hollow Knight only.
The other ones depend on your interests.

>>37894284
Fallout 4 was pretty nice.

>>37894284
>he got cucked by parajewx
They literally raised the price for all their games, twice as much in my region, at the end of May or something.

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>>37894270
Can only see but not touch.
>tfw

Pedophile! Kys

>be me
>no gf shut in for years
>look outside
>randomly see two teenage girls
>they're so beautiful
>get mixed emotions because I realize I'm arrested development from having no gf in middle/highschool
>am still attracted to girls
>close my door and continue the life of a neet celibate


we all have our burdens to bear, why would I want to be a child molesting monster. Why is life so humiliating. I should have been a real person by now.

>>37894260
I don't know. Never really noticed these kind of things.

>>37894260
no juss make sure you exfoliate and properly moisturize them. they make lovely seats to dominate and ruff handle tbqhwy.

>>37894260
same. ive been called nigger lips as a kid and i hate them

I was raised by a single father who shot himself in front of me with a pistol. He died. I was 15.

One of the biggest reasons I became the khv social sperg I am now is that incident.

I didnt know that I should shower and brush my teeth until age 20. He also made me wear charity shop clothes (tfw not even poor)

He would do wierd shit like hover outside my door listerning into my bedroom. He would brust in, trying to catch me masturbating. He did wierd shit thats not healthy for parents to do basacally...

>>37894448
>>37894344
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAA

oh god my dad died when I was 13 good thing I never had to live with him

now I'm just a weak mommas boy neet

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>>37894154
There's no harm in calling them

>>37894196
but I'm scared, if I'm going to call them I need to autistically plan out the entire conversation. I don't even know how to begin talking to them about my problems

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>>37894262
You've got to get stoned OUT OF YOUR MIND ON PURE LOVE...and weed :) Fucking get absolutely WRECKED!!! Smoke pot and jack off!!!

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My uncle used to work as security protection for a drug lord he said it was very comfy and paid well

Go for it, anon. i havent met anyone that complains about security job work

/x/ night shift threads always have tons of freaky stories from security guards

no thanks

>>37894240
Yeah its great but sometimes you get jobs where you actually have responsibilities then the comfy takes a nosedive.
I'm lucky because so far its been 2 years of paid anime watching and shitposting.

>>37894283
Nothing ever happens. EVER.

I've got bad news for you anon...

oregano essential oils.

>>37894129
Thats most days for me.
>wake up
>why bother?
>sleep until alarm goes off
>repeat
Sometimes drinking gets thrown into that mix.

I no longer feel angry at all the people that did me wrong. I no longer think about my oneitis or any failed sexual conquest. I'm just tired and don't want to repeat this anymore.

>>37894216
I'd say 7.5 - 8 inches

idk about circumference though

I'm 12 cm by 12 cm

length 8 inches, thick 6 inches id say

>>37894103
i guess it's sort of second?

yes you're still a virgin

>>37894103
how was it like to dry hump/?

>>37894103
That's not any kind of base. That's like the pregame warm ups