>it's the plane crash dream again
>its the I'm a Soviet soldier storming the Reighstag dream again
>inside a collapsing building dream
not relatable but
>tfw dreamt of my deceased cat and in the dream I'm crying and screaming for no reason
>wake up and feel a huge sense of dread and fear for no reason, feel like there's something in the darkness
>try and manage to go back to sleep
It's weird because I don't usually wake up this anxious from dreams
Who else here has no personality at all?
Even when I try to talk to other people, I just have absolutely nothing to say.
>>39474775
Do you have trouble showing/expressing/even feeling emotion as well?
I can relate with you so heavily. It feels like I'm always a blank slate. Nothing to say or think or feel. Empty.
>>39474775
I know a crazy kid like that literally no personality at all unkempt a giant pussy over aggressive has literally no interests just talks in a crazy sedated flat tone all the time fucking weird dude
>>39474802
That .gif you're posting says otherwise.
You're somebody just because you're feeling empty
might be asking for the impossible but ill start
>that kid who said he wasnt going to show up for the test because he'll make it up for 70% of grade
>that kid who asked the history professor if jet fuel can melt steel beams
>that kid who left his vape juice in the restroom stall
>those kids who vaped in the restroom because they were too scared to do it outside near campus security
>that kid who tried to bribe professor with donuts for not doing midterm paper and got them thrown in the trash then kicked out
>that kid who drained a 2liter of coke and industrial bag of sour patch kids every class
>>39474771
God I wanna fuck lily so bad, fuck her mother, I just want Lily all to myself... The things I'd do to that tight, untouched pussy.
THAT KID WHO ASKS THE PROFESSOR A BARELY RELEVANT QUESTION EVERY 5 MINUTES
>>39474910
Gotta get dem participation points
You think this place would be more productive if everyone weren't constantly fighting eachother over inconsequential bullshit like cuckold politics?
>>39474761
yeah, but it's not supposed to be productive you dumb piece of shit
>>39475069
What's the point of a place for people with shit lives to congregate if not to help them?
>>39475099
To wallow together in misery
What would you do if you went to school and all the boys were wearing girl clothes??
>>39474733
Found a harem.
Heh I read that one too.
Feel like a king because I'm the only man there. Start abusing all the sissies in my new sissydom.
This board has a lot of hate for women, but can we have a thread for appreciating women?
I always feel better when I have a positive conversation with a woman. They have a way of being able to cheer me up and give me hope like no man ever could.
>>39474696
OH MY YES. Nice ladies are rare, but so nice.
>>39474696
Kindly show yourself to reddit friendo
>>39474714
What good would that do? Don't women use Instagram?
Hello Robots,
I am a 22 year old senior in college right now about to graduate with my Bachelor's in May. I have never had sex during my time here and I was wondering if there is anything I might be able to do to get laid before I graduate.
Though my title suggests I am a virgin, I must also note that I am ever so slightly bisexual and I have in fact gotten a blowjob from another guy when I was 14 and again at age 15. Other than that, the most action I have had is going to an event called "The World Naked Bike Ride" in Chicago for a few summers in a row now and taking the opportunity to check out gorgeous women who attend.
Anyways, seriously robots. What can I do to get laid? I really want to get into a loving relationship and have sex with a woman I trust, but I just cannot find anyone here who I want to be with and if I do, they are already taken or I am too shy to do much about my interests in her.
Sincerely,
A friend in need.
>Anon is gay not bi
>Go back to/lgbt/
>go to bars
>drink
>like a lot
>???
one way or another you'll get laid
>>39474691
>virgin
>gotten a blowjob from another guy
that word doesn't mean what you think it means
>tfw really want a daughter and devote my life to her education and well-being
Unironically want this more than a wife.
Just adopt.
Unless you're some creepy looking balding single freak in his 30's.
>>39474624
me too :(
organo
>tfw have one
It's an amazing feel, though worry about her future when she grows up. Don't want her turning into a roastie.
Why aren't real womens' boobs big like in anime?
Are they truly just inferior?
>>39474613
Some are. And most could achieve that size with hormones
>>39474648
Do women really take hormones to get bigger tits?
Why are there so many fucking weebs lately?
>inb4 hurr durr its an an anime imageboard
anime itself isn't the problem, the problem is people who sexually identify as only being attracted to 2d women
I literally cannot stop buying and consuming this shit day after day. I've probably spent more than 2 grand on it in the last few years.
I want to quit it but the craving withdrawal afterwords is unbearable.
I buy store brand soda in 2 litres. Meijer brand DIET Grape, Rocky Mist, Orange, Cranberry. Best ever.
>>39474556
just drink water only and you should stop craving after a week or a month
i only drink water and i love it
>>39474584
That shit is the tops, baby
A few days ago I shaved some of my ass hair because it was annoying me and now I was just feeling up my ass and I have a shit ton that I missed. Feelsbadman
>>39474542
just nair it bro
>>39474614
>just nair it bro
I need help
>>39474542
I use to nervously pluck it out...after I plucked out all my pubes
Why do you support bovine genocide?
>>39474534
because im not a beta faggot who would be low enough to make a bait thread like this and shove my cuck-to-nature beliefs down the throats of regular normal people
>>39474534
Even if you were correct, explain one "genocide" where there was an entire industry on raising new "victims".
Also, if you are our veganon, don't you dare pull the "I'm not in your face about it" card ever again
>>39474534
>Why do you support bovine genocide?
I do not
Why is "it was in my past" a reasonable retort when regarding sex?
Everything you do is "in your past". If you used to torture kittens it "happened in the past"
Is there a good reason or do women just operate totally on instinct? Find out in this thread!
>>39474514
Everyone should already know the answer
>>39474514
Shitty analogy. Are you really trying to imply that women who sleep around are on the same level as people who torture kittens?
Fuck, kid, go see a therapist.
>>39474561
they're obviously not in the same degree of immorality, but the concept of hiding them in the past is the same.
Do people here ever go to /pol/ to actually debate or do you just go there to see how quick things can go to shit
the latter
4chan's "lurk moar" mentality leads to people parroting popular opinions, making every thread devolve into an echo chamber
that's the tricky thing with anonymity: it promotes content above popularity, but it also encourages conformity
>>39474566
............ok...........wtf did i just read but i see what you mean im just like...its a simple yes or no my dude
>>39474480
With fags like Richard Spencer "claiming pepe as a alt right meme" even though it is used for many different things shows you have many seriousfags.
How do I make a homemade toy to replicate anal sex? I've never had anal sex with a girl (any sex at all actually) and I want to see how it feels. What kind of homemade flashlight can I make to experience it.
>>39474463
cant you buy anal sex toys?
Yes ballistics or silicone epoxy and make a mold like people did before they had sex massive sex toy markets online.
>>39474484
I live with my parents. I need something I can make